Hey everyone! I haven't been active for few years but now I'm back, wiser than ever! So if you want my advice, let's make magi happen and fix this problem together.... or just, you know, take the advice.
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I need a girlfriend... please help. (link)
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This is by far the most ridiculous question, in every aspect, I've ever recieved. The fact that there is no info on who this person is, why he/she may need it, nor do I know if they're straight or not(Hence the "he/she"). However, instead of deleting it, I'll simply ridicule it a little like now, and then help. "Please help" in what? Getting a girlfriend? Giving you one? Downloading one(Hey man, it's possible in the future)? What IS your question.
Please help" just doesn't cut it, kid
Ridiculing, over. Okay so um... gah, I don't even know where to start with this one. Um... I'll just guess that you're the following...
- a guy
- a teen (senior year in HS, or freshmen in College)
- average looking
- never had a girlfriend before
- very desperate
- need one to love, not for boasting for pride
- don't have a "crush" or anything
Okay... um... go to somewhere you usually hang-out with, and look for a specific girl that you like, or something, which constantly go to your "hang-out" place. Then after a while, start talking to her, and just start showing interest in her, but don't flirt. NEVER flirt. That's just too dumb and immature to do. Um.... she'd eventually would have to get closer to you, and after that is really up to you, since I don't even know you. If you don't like her, kill her. Or just kill yourself for the hell of it. I don't know. I don't like people who can't give me enough info, to solve their problems...
~SAM
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