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Q: I know that this question is gonnaa sound a lot like Legally Bl;onde, but I think my dog (pug) is gay!!! (Help...me...)
Does it even MATTER?

Unless you're planning to breed dogs, this isn't going to affect you at all. The fact is that when dogs aren't neutered, they go after pretty much anything that moves (or doesn't), whether it's female dogs, male dogs, people's legs, or stuffed animals.

You have to realize that without neutering your dog (which will calm him down), there's not much else you can do about it. You can't train your dog to put his hormones away. So stop letting your homophobia affect the way you think of your dog.

it does matter! he hurts my other males dogs and they are terrified of him when they didn't used to be. you shouldn't judge people or call them names... I am gay feel smart now about that homophobe remark do you?

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