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I was born into a blue-blooded east coast family. All of my brothers were in politics, and my father was a great patron of the arts. The idea of noblese-oblige permeated my childhood and adolesence. When my entire family was killed in a freak rhinocerous-attack while hunting in the congo, and poor legal representation ended up losing all of our money to a janitorial firm in a personal dispute over a mexican hooker, I lost all of my inheritance and any other money I might have had. Poor and down on my luck, I picked up a pen in a momment of frustration and began to write. I realized: I was damned good at writing. My previous sense of responsibility to help people, growing up, naturally led me to advice-columning. I went to college at harvard and recieved a bachlors in literature, I then went to graduate school where I recieved my PHD in advice-column writing.
I'm here to help. With anything. I've traveled the world, I've seen and experienced it all. Any question you may have, I can provide acute, insightful, intelligent (and not a bit unhelpful) advice. Just get at me. Holler atcha boy, young'un.
Holler at your boy.

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(Rating: 1) first of all jack ass were lezbiens.. second.. or fuck a cow!!

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