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I dont pronounce my R's. I call a garbage can a barrel, a liquor store a packie, a trooper a statey, and a milkshake a frappe. I root for a team who has not won a World Series since 1918, until now. Larry Bird is the greatest basketball player ever. Ted Williams, the greatest hitter. To me any place west of Rte.128 is the boonies and Cape Cod is a little piece of Heaven down here on Earth. The best thing on a summer night is Fenway Franks off the grill with Boston Baked Beans. I ride on the T. I know better than to swim in the Charles River but I do love that Dirty Water. I yell "YANKEES SUCK" when the Red Sox are playing the Tigers. I yell "YANKEES SUCK" at Pats games. I yell "YANKEES SUCK" whenever I damn well please. And I believe. I'm a Bostonian and WICKED proud of it.


Happy Holidays. ♥ Kate





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