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I can't give you a hundred percent garuntee that its right I aint playin' but all da kids at mah school always send me tons of emails SO!
please please please ask me anything!

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I have a younger sister, she is 23 and I'm 27. We've never gotten along and I really wish someday that will change.
Part of the problem is that she has always been jealous of me. She is obese, at least 50 pounds heavier then me and is shorter by 4 inches. She's never had a boyfriend or alot of female friends, and I have.
I try to phone her sometimes and have a nice conversation but It's hard for me to be nice to her, because she'll say things like '"what do you want", or "stop calling". She's even been as rude as to correct my grammer.
She has a university degree and all I have is a highschool diploma so she likes to rub this in my face.
The latest thing is that I was asked to be a bridesmaid in my cousins wedding and she wasn't asked. I've always been really close to my cousin and she wasnt, but I think this pissed her off even more and it wasnt my fault.
How can I ever have a relationship with her if she's going to keep treating me this way? I've really been trying. Does anyone have any ideas?

Totally reminds me of some punks at school annoying as well...you know
anyway you gotta ask her straight up, "what's your problem." dont make it sound so rude or mean just be like "yo I wanna know why you're so mad with me I wanna be your friend so you gotta chill and tell me whats up ok?"

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My uncle really is my idol but he keeps going to jail and hurting my feelings what should i do?

mmhmm I have a case exactly like this (and I aint jokin' "creepy wierd" as jake would say)
Anywho if you're asking "should I get a new idol?" I can't exactly answer your question but I can say this....have faith in him I'm sure he is trying his hardest to change you gotta walk a mile in your uncle's shoes and then ask your self what to do.

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There is this kid at school and he is a druggie... I really reeeeeeally liked him until I found out his drug habits out (& still kindda do)
Anyway know he gets high and follows me around not saying anything to me just following me everywhere I go!
I reeeeeeeeeeally want to date him but my code is "NO DRUGGIES!" so should I break it and help him get out of his dirty habits or just ignore him all together?

Well this is an easy question (THANKS!)
break your code and help the brotha out!
I'm tellin ya if you help him out your making his life better, his familys life better, the non-drug-addicted friends lifes better, and if y'all go out eventually YOUR LIFE BETTER!!
But if its heart ache your worried about you shudda asked that in the first place

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This chickie is my girl.
I mean we became blood bro and sis last year right?
but my mom has this beef with her and always gives her dirty looks
After I explained the mom sitch she was cool wit it but then my mother told me to not see my best friend ever again.
Im telling you this is so messed up because I wanted to ask her out and maybe even marry her This chickie is the one for me I love her more then life it's self

Uh-huh...**ponders logical answers and narrows it all down**
AHA!
WULA will give you the best advice that you can only find here!!
You tell your mom "NO!"
If its true love and you know that this is the one then your mom should be able to understand. You should know the mothers motto: "Whatever makes my baby happy!!"
Yeah that works most of the time if she's understanding you gotta know how to stand your ground. Otherwise if you didnt tell your mom no and this "chickie" knows you love her Im sure she'll think that she's wasting her time (thats how the female ego works believe me i know)
Any way end of answer

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I put a picture over those air vents in your loker ((you know the locker air vents)) to completely block all invitations to be anyones arm candy you know get rid of all the girls who stalk me home from school.
Any way I am now being called bitter because I dont wanna date is that right or wrong?

Toootally wrong!!
Who are they to tell you if you should date or not?!
I say tell them to go take a flying leap!!
Grrr...this gets my blood boiling

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I have absoulutely no idea what I am
I check girls out and check guys out
I do not want to be teased and all but you know how it goes I just don't understand what I am anymore

Hmmm maybe you're just comparing yourself to other people?
If you were attracted to boys and girls that would be called bi-sexual, ((just thought that you may need to know)).
If people were to tease you just ignore it. It wouldn't matter I'm sure they are probably secretly checking other people out...or something like that. Don't worry yourself too much over it it's no big deal.

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