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Im Dani. Im Just Me. If you know me, you know that im usually good with giving advice and helping people out, but if you dont know me.. you can still ask me.. cause id lovvvvve to help hahaha..

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man i have this iregularly large penis and i dont know wat to do with it when ig et a boner in school. i tried taping it to my legg and the tape broke :( i have no more ideas maybe you do?

none at all. sorry cant help ya.

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alright i have a serious problem im sick and tired of my life and im only 13 i dont even feel like life is worth living another day my dad is the biggest faggot in the world he treats me like im five and doesnt let me have a life i hate it i think about suicide all the time but i couldnt do that to my mom my mom is amazing i dont know what to do no one has been able to help me should i just give up on life? i need a way to excape at least temporarily what should i do

OMG- wow. never consider suicide or anythign close to it. thats first off. wow. never harm yourself. you need to learn to relaxxx. okay.. every 13 year olds life is stressful, its nothing new relaly everyone has is or will go through that time when you just wanna give up but dont. when things are gettin to you.. learn to just chill out, get something to eat, lay down, maybe even take a bath and listen to some music. just.. dont ever harm yourself over stress. try to comprimise and work things out with your dad and just go with the flow of things.--

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we'll by the end of this you'll know who it is..

my dad married this lady that i really dont like..Not my Real Mom..n i wanna tell him but im afraid he'll get all pissed at me..

yah so..







GUess WHO>>

but ya thats what i need advice on

uhm actually no i dont think i know who this is but..

well. youre feelings obviously arent going to change. so. you cant hide it forever. eventually youll have to tell him if you think he needs to know. but you should just be like.. dad. i wanna have like a serious talk with you.. and just totally tell him how you feel. hes you dad. you should be able to tell him how youre feeling. dont be like omg shes sucha bitch but be liike, ever since youve been married to.. i havent relaly ever liked her. and then just go into whatever your feelin and whatever your thinking at the time.. dont be afraid and just go with what you think is right. hope i kinda helped. sorry if i didnt. :(

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Ok. Well I have a problem and I would like to share it with the class. I like to smell poop. Whenever I'm in the bathroom and someone just took a dump I go in that stall and sniff for like 5 minutes. What is up with me? Is there anything I can do to stop my weird obsession?

hahahah.. uhmm.. dont go into bathrooms.

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hey..i was the first one to ask for advice..i wanted to say thnx a lot cuz you helped me get the courage to say soemthing to her..i did n now evrything is better!

if i ever need anyother advice..ill be back! haha..



*court..idc if you know who i am ppl


awee!! youre definatly welcome, and yeh. ask anytime you need help im always here. glad everything worked out for youuu

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Ive got a friend and shes really HOLY she always makes me feel like im not as important as her because i dont go to church every sunday friday thursday wednesday and tuesday like she does. i swear shes mother thereasa i believe in god and all but i dont feel because i dont dedicate 5days a week for church that im not as good as her. i think the occasional prayer does it. she gets mad if i dont go to church with her on sunday mornings , like really mad but other than religion shes a great friend. one day she actually slapped me across the acorn because i didnt say 50 hailmarys before i ate. in her holy words "what ever shall i do in thy name of thy lord?" believe me i believe in god im catholic I SWEAR but i cant go every week 5 times a day im sick of getting abused for my beliefs but i could never lose her cuase shes so great in my words "what the poo should i do?"

if shes ur friend she shouldnt care about when or whatever you pray go to church n all tht. tell her ur just not like that.. and that she shouldnt be gettin mad with you just because you dont have the same beliefs about religion, not every goes to church tht much and says 50 prayer beforre eating. ur friens should know that. so tell her to back offfff

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WEll my friend and I we always Joke about Sex and stuff, Well yesterday she said that she had a baby Girl over the summer and i was in shock cause i couldn't even tell, I dont know if shes telling the truth or if shes just being funny.
How can i ask her for the serious truth without calling her a hoe.?

welll.. if you saw her before summer and she didnt look the least bit pregnant.. then.. she porbly wasnt because you cant have a baby over the summer?. but just ask flat out.. are you being serious? and is she says yes let her know ur there for her. and everything, and if shes jokng just laugh it off and its cool. i hope tht helped??

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* i know its long but please read!!

Im in 7th grade and there is this guy in my grade. I knew him from last year but anyway.I saw him at school today and i really think i like him. I noticed it because he looks so cute with his neck brace!! And i dont know if i should ask him out????!!!! What do you think i should do.

if you like him- tell him. dont keep it a secret or it will never have a chance of going anywhere.. but. dont just go up to him and ask him out maybe start to talk and hang out and then tell him how you feel and if you get a good reaction.. go for it!

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Im 12 years old and i am kinda overweight..Ok im really overweight and i just dont know how to get my weight back on track. I never really as that skinny but ive gained soo much weight over the past 2 years. Do you know anythign i can do to help?

get into a good excerise habbit, do anything.. walk, run, aerobics anything. just get a good amount of physical activity everyday and learn to eat better. it would really help. you maybe even wann get involved with a sport, and even if you wouldnt make it im sure tryouts would give a good work out and then just continue on. but. dont do this for anyone else, do it for yourself. hope i helped..

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ok I have this one guy friend and i always had this odd suspicion that he was gay. I dont know what i should say to him becuase if hes not that would really stink!

if you have a suspicion that hes gay, and wanna find out but not hurt his feelings try and just say it in a conversation but more like.. a little jokingly- not like tell if your gay or ill blow you up. and if hes not. oh well. laugh it off like it was a joke if he is.. then say oh well thats cool!

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hey there im in 7th grade..and not to be gross or anything..i have a problem with holding my farts in during class.what should i say to ppl if they think its me when they slip out?? Should i blame it on the kid behind me..and also my crush is in like all my classes and im nervous ill let one loose during a class with him.Why am i so gassy?

haha.. well i cant answer why you are. but hey. blame it on the kid behind you man.hahaah or act like you didnt notice and then i guess you could just use the old 'wasnt me.' haha and dont worry about ur crush. im sure he farts too. :) hahah.

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Hello im 13 yrs old.. and i have a really embarassing problem..i still wet the bed. Well i told my mom about it and she gave me these diaper type things called "goodnites" So anyways i was at my friends boy, girl party and i was wearing them casue the girls were having a sleepover after. Too make a long story short i got pantsed and everyone saw them and i practically started crying when they did. Now everyone calls me "Diaper Rash" what should i do?

ignore them. if theyre gunna call you names and be assholes. f-ck them. seriously who cares?. and you shouldnt care what they think anyway.. i know it may be hard to ignore but you just have to learn to i guess, and hey nobodys perfect and im sure theyll all have embarrasing secrets, youre not the only one.

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Hey Im in 9th grade and i dont know if youll be much help but hey..ill try it. So me and my boyfriend have been going out for about a year and a half now and he has been dropping hints about having sex with him.Even though i really like him.. i still kinda feel like were too young. What should i say to him without hurting his feelings???

just flat out tell him that you dont think your ready. i mean yeha, even tho there are some ppl that loose it in 9th grade.. if you dont feel ready then dont do it. youll regret it. and if he really loves you or cares about your feelings hell understand and wait. and make sure he knows it isnt him, and your just uneasy about it and not ready. dont do it until youre 100 percetn without a doubt ready.

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ok well..My best friend told me she liked this one guy and how great he was. Then after i started thinking about how great she said he was i started to like him too! And i dont know what to do I can't try to get him because she liked him first! Or maybe i can if he like me more than her im just not sure.

do either of you even know if he likes 1 of you?. like if you dont then worry about that first. but.. if he does like one of you then thats who should go for it. i mean it just makes sense and its just a boy. dont let it get in the way of your friendship.

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Hi im in 6th grade and i would like to ask you for some advice..Well i really hate pickles, like i despise them and my one friends always trys to secretly put pickles in my lunch at school. And even though i know shes just kidding around it makes me really really mad.What should i tell her to make her stop..without making her mad at me?!

just tell her it was funny at first but now its gettin' old. plain and simple. she shouldnt get mad over you asking her not to put pickles in your lunch? hahah.. yeh just say hey okay.. its over now. its not funny anymore. but dont do it in a mean or bitchy way. just flat out say it i guess.

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Hey,
MY friend and I were really close for about 3 years and we have been though alot. She helped me through my drug problem and I wanna Help her bUt the thing is that i dont wanna come off as too like Her mother all up in her face, you know, But like for example at this kick ass party we were smoking and I just do it for fun, I was like Are you gona stop now and She got mad like screaming so i left and now shes mad. Whatever really i dont know why

okay wow. if you guys are real friends. you shouldnt be lettin her do massive drugs. like.. you need to tell her that its not good for her and that she needs to stop for her own good i mean.. didnt you ever hear the expression friends dont let friends drive drunk, well doing drugs is just the same, and yeh she may get mad but you really need to tell her your worried and i dont think you should be doing drugs 'just for fun' that stuffs not cool. so sometimes to be a good friend your gunna have to act like her mother.. but dont not too much, it wouldnt be a good idea to just like yell at her and sayy noooo. you cant do that. like.. let her know ur there for her and you really wanna help her out as a friend, but she needs to realize being this addicted to drugs isnt cool and she needs help.. just be a friend*

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*sry if to long but please read*
well im in 7th grade and we have some 8th graders in my PE class. and theres this guy i think is pretty cute but ive never met him but were always kinda glancen at each other every once in a while n stuff and it might be a bit obvious that i think hes cute but idk if he thinks i am. anyways so today he was talking to these 2 girls and i was talking to 1 of my friends and one of them turned around and was all hey do yall think hes cute? so i was like uhh idk and i said softly (well i hope softly) liek not really and my friend was like no and they were like omg i think hes cute n stuff and i was kinda blushing. i would go out with him if he wanted to go out with me but im not sure and i REALLY hope that that didnt make any of a difference. id really kno what im asking, i just need someone to kinda tell me if i did the right thing or not

please help...x3

wellll.. if you think hes cute you shoulda said it!!! like.. maybe he was using the question as an ice breaker.. to see what you thought cause maybe hes thinkin that ur cute and wants to get to know you. so id say to try and make friends with him, go up to him say hey. introduce ur self start a convo or sumthing.. dont be shy!! and then figure out where to go from there.

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Ok Well, I just got back together with my boyfriend. We had broken up in about Febuary we were on and off through the summer and stuff but now we're officially "together" Well going back to school i havent seen him at all. Or talked to him in 5 days for that matter. I try to call him he doesnt answer, I try to see him at school but its so busy. But I feel he doesn't make any effort like i do. I mean i love him and everything but it's gotten so complicated...What should i do?

talkkkk to him about it. really. like 'communication is the most important thing in a relationship' is what ppl say and i really think thats true. buttt.. like..if you honestly think its not working maybe you guys need to take a break cause if you love him.. then.. you know tht youll get back together even if you decide to take a break. but who knows maybe.. hes leading on a breakup or maybe hes just busy girl!. like.. its the beginning of school. dont sweast it too much and just.. talk to him about it.. thats the only thing you can do. hope everything works out!!

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I feel like im on the fucking lizzie mcguire show...anyway ive got this person and hes all amazingly hott andi realy want his body...that bitch has a girlfriend...should i beat her up? or should i just harrass her till shes far away? ....maybe even make her dissapear out of thin air? theres always the option of rape but i guess thats a fellony? i dunno ill ask Wida

oh wow. uhmm. no. dont touch the girl. hahah its not her fault. but i guess all you can do is just.. haha wait for them to breakup? because if you ruin a relationship for him hell probly be.. uhmm pretty pisssed off and youd loose all chances anyway. but id say get close to him as friends for now. so atleast you have that pleasure. hahh.. yeh.. i hope that helped.

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well my best friend really likes me and i dont really like him more than a best friend, to make things worse for him i like this kid that he hates and i dont really wanna tell him and make him mad at me...what should i do?

for one. you gotta tell your best friend that you dont have feelings for him, other than just best friends. but make sure you dont hurt his feelings or whatever. and then you should tell him that you do have feelings for someone else, then break it to him about who it is, but he really shouldnt be 'mad at you' if hes rallyur best friend. and just tell him ur still his best friend and no one esepcially this guy he hates, will come between you. but you just gotta tell him how you feel. best friends shouldnt keep secrets from eachother.

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