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A Career in Journalism


Posted Thursday November 25 2010, 4:30 pm

I want to be a journalist, and I want a career where I can travel and write from all over the world. About everything.

What should I specialize in in college? Print journalism or digital?

What careers could I have in digital journalism?

Are there any non-profit organizations that do a lot of traveling to third world countries, helping people that maybe I could write for?

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What is this game called?


Posted Thursday November 25 2010, 1:52 am

i remember a few years ago there was this game on 2d play.com, and all i remember is you had to hide this stuff in this guys room cause his parents were coming over and if you didnt hide everything in time then you lost. you had to hide things like condoms and dirty magazines and underwear and stuff like that. does anyone know where this game might be or what it's called, and how i can find it? thanks!

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The same person happens to be in my dreams every night.


Posted Tuesday November 23 2010, 5:41 pm

My parents got divorced when I was in second grade. I'm a sophomore in high school now, & their divorce has never really phased me. I didn't mind it. I live with my mom & I don't see my dad that often anymore.

For the past week or two, my dad has been in every single one of my dreams. They're weird dreams though. It's like I'm hallucinating. It's the most random things & they're really trippy. My questions is... what does it mean? It weirds me out. Does anybody know what could be causing it?

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Clarisonic mia Reviews


Posted Monday November 22 2010, 10:18 pm

Is the clarisonic mia a good purchase? I have read every single review and watched every video on youtube about it hand heard maybe 2 bad reviews. I want it really badly but I don't want to get it and have it not work on my face at all. If you have it, please tell me about it! Thanks!

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How do I know if I'm transgender?


Posted Monday November 22 2010, 9:50 pm

I am 17 years old, and I have recently been dealing with thoughts that, though I am biologically a female, I wish to be a male. I *love* guys clothing. (It's all I wear.) I walk and talk like a guy, and when people refer to me as "he," I feel amazing! It sounds so right to me. I'd previously identified as a butch lesbian, but I can't help thinking it might be more. I want to grow a beard. I want a guy's body and everything that comes along with it. My whole life I've been different, but I can't be quite sure I've *always* felt this way. Does that make a difference? I've felt like this for a while still. I know it's not a phase. Is it possible I'm transgender? Or just... Seriously devoted to being a crossdressing butch?

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Clarisonic


Posted Sunday November 21 2010, 9:49 pm

My mom is being a crazy phsycopath and not letting me buy something with my own money. I have read every single review for the clarisonic face brush and every single one i saw was good. Everyone loves it. Yes, it is expensive but I will pay for it with my own money but she said she's going to make an appointment with my dermatologist and the meds they give me will clear up my face but eventually my meds will run out and my then what? If I have a clarisonic it wont' run out because each head can go to a maximum of 6 months. What should I do? Is my mom right?

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im changing


Posted Sunday November 21 2010, 8:21 pm

17 f

So this year my life has changed a lot. I lost a lot of weight and kind of grew into my body. Not to be cocky or anything but I got a lot more pretty and just over all matured. From this I've gotten a lot more attention and my social life has boomed. I go out practically every night and am always doing something with people. But now I'm starting to notice that I don't like being alone. I use to not care at all and in fact actually liked just chilling by myself. But now I can't stand it. I feel so bored and worthless when I'm just sitting at home alone. And its kind of making me sad cause I feel like I might be losing myself. Idk I now have everything on the outside going exactly the way I want it, but now I feel empty o...

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What is this whole "Tea Party" thing about?


Posted Sunday November 21 2010, 6:14 pm

can someone give me a summary on what that current tea party business is about?

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gum chewing


Posted Saturday November 20 2010, 9:10 pm

i am always chewing gum, i only chew like mint flavors like dentin ice, orbit and sometimes a few others. I was wondering if it would have an effect on my teeth?

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i have a stalker


Posted Friday November 19 2010, 9:07 pm

how can i find out whos texting me from an itouch text free number?
theres this person texting me and doesnt tell me who he is only that he is a senior and 19 yrs old and im 15 yrs old and a sophomore he says he sees me at skool everyday

but i just want to know how to find out who he is

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Time


Posted Friday November 19 2010, 8:05 pm

I am 17/f and I just got a new job as a sales associate. I really need the money and it's the only job I can get right now, but I pretty much hate it. I feel useless half of the time when I am there and then the rest of the time I feel overwhelmed with rude customers and coworkers. The majority of the time I am re-folding clothes (SO STUPID) or doing the register (SO NERVE WRACKING). The rest of the time annoying customers are asking me questions that I don't know the answer to because I am new, so I always have to ask my manager and it makes me feel dumb. I have to work eight hours on Saturday and Sunday and I just need some advice on how to make the day go by faster. I just dread going there and I want to have a little something to look forward to! Thank you.

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Mac Laptops Black Friday Sale


Posted Friday November 19 2010, 5:56 pm

are mac laptops on sale for black friday?

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black friday


Posted Friday November 19 2010, 5:56 pm

is it worth it to go shopping in the mall (in general stores, not talking about waiting outside at like best buy) on black friday? are there even any real sales?

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I wish to go to an anime convention but my mom won't let me


Posted Thursday November 18 2010, 9:34 pm

I really want to go to an anime convention but my mother won't let me.How can i convince her to let me go to one?(by the way im 14)

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toms shoes: style your soles party


Posted Thursday November 18 2010, 5:39 pm

i'm doing a style your soles party. for people who dont know what that is, we order toms and then we paint them.

i got a navy pair, and i have no idea what to paint!
can anyone give me some ideas? or maybe some colors too?

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How to start volunteering in my community


Posted Thursday November 18 2010, 2:20 am

I was reading some advice and it said that it could really help me if I started doing some community action type things like volunteering. There was a whole list of things suggested to start doing in my local area. I was wondering how I can get started doing those things, exactly? Like, one suggestion was to work in a battered women's and children's shelter but I have no idea how I would get on to do that. I know I can't just walk into a homeless shelter and say I'm volunteering for the day, right? How do I start volunteering?

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Can a guy with a small penis get a hot girlfriend?


Posted Wednesday November 17 2010, 3:35 pm

do u think a guy with a 3 in dick could get a hot girlfriend

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Canada trip


Posted Wednesday November 17 2010, 12:30 am

Me and 4 of my friends are going to Niagra falls for my friends spring break and we are looking for good bars and other atractions. If you know some please let me know.

thanks in advance

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horrible knee pain


Posted Tuesday November 16 2010, 3:53 pm

hello im 19 and last night during the middle of the night i woke up with terrible like knee pain. its hard to describe. i was sleeping on my side and my knees were bent a little. i went to straighten my legs out and it hurt sooo bad! the only thing i can compare it to is if you lay on your arm in the middle of the night and you wake up and its hard to move cuz the circulation was cut off.. it was like that but 10 times worse! it has never happened before and it kind of scared me. i dont have any leg or knee problems. does anybody know what this could have been from or if you can cut circulation off in your legs by laying on your side? i always sleep like this and like i said it has never happened before. thanks for your help!

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i want to move, so how do i convince my mom to??


Posted Monday November 15 2010, 5:38 pm

hi i live in a very small house, i need to no the steps to getr your pparents t omvoe

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