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Following your dreams...


Posted Monday December 6 2010, 1:43 am

I'm a 19 year old, 5 foot 8 1/2inch, 120lb, European girl that's lived in the United States for a few years. Miami to be exact. I'm going to a great university here on scholarship and doing well. I'm very smart. My parents are proud of me, but everyone that meets me says that I should be modeling. It matches my lifestyle and even personality a lot more than my current major does (international relations/politics). I'm very good at what I do in school however I always have doubts if this is really what I want to do. I'm an upbeat, fun, exciting person and aesthetics make me very happy. I mean nice places, beautiful things, they affect me more than they should I guess. I also love traveling but not just the part that everyone loves, I love ev...

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Information on Seth Thomas grandfather clock prices


Posted Sunday December 5 2010, 5:15 pm


I purchased a Seth Thomas grandfather clock in 1980 Model 4514 cutting 8712 I would like to know what it is called {name} and what it might be worth

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halloween movie series


Posted Sunday December 5 2010, 3:17 pm

for the halloween series where it goes halloween halloween I, II III, 4, 5, curse of myers, h20 and resurection.. are the new halloween I and II supposed to be the remake of the original I II III 4 and 5? or are they different?

what would make the complete set in order to buy it?
the new I and II resuraction and h20?

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wtf happened to my juice


Posted Saturday December 4 2010, 2:18 am

I like to keep juice in the fridge. This particular suspect was Ocean Spray Strawberry Cranberry Banana. I was not a big fan of it so I didn't drink it much. I opened it today after about 2 weeks of inactivity on its part. As I unscrewed the top, it hissed at me, much as a soda does when you open it. When I tasted it, it tasted carbonated. That juice was not carbonated when I bought it. The ingredients do not list carbonated water. I threw it out. Why did it taste carbonated?

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Dream


Posted Friday December 3 2010, 8:17 am

Alright well there's this guy i'm not sure if i like him anymore it's not like before where i constantly think about him to be honest but him and i had a thing going on and everything and then he was acting dry towards me so i stopped talking to himf or 3 days and in those 3 days i saw him and he told me he got back with his ex girlfriend because i was sending mixed signals,however i've had dreams about this guy almost 4-5 times in a row and all of them have been him breaking up with his girlfriend or something like that i can't really remember too be honest i'm just wondering what does it mean ?

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calcium spots and bleeching teeth


Posted Thursday December 2 2010, 9:10 pm

i've started bleaching my teeth, my dentist made me some bleeching trays. i already had some calcium spots, only on a couple teeth though. and now that i've started bleeching it looks like i have alot more on my teeth. what's wrong with it? has this happened to anyone else? my teeth are whitening a little bit but if my teeth will look back afterwards i dont want to bleech anymore.

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what do my two linked dreams mean?


Posted Thursday December 2 2010, 8:53 pm

ok so i keep having this dream, involving the same person, its starts off differently each time, but ends up the same in the end.
Basically i meet this guy called Andy, but in each dream i always meet him a different way.

Dream One;
i was looking after my friends little brother at a indoor playground place, and he was there with his little brother, and we got talking.
Dream two;
I attended one of his bands instores and we got talking when i met him.

however both of these dreams were the same in what happened next. we would start dating. however everytime we date things start to fall apart, he either cheats or i feel like he's cheating yet i wake up before we even think about break...

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insecure about my color.


Posted Thursday December 2 2010, 4:04 pm

16/f

i am white. i go to a school with many many colors. i am friends with many whites, blacks, hispanics, asians, you name it.
I have this one hispanic friend that has been joking around with me, we joke a lot about anything just to pick on each other. well lately he has ben balming everything because i am white. he might say "oh its because youre white" or "you cant help you are white, its ok" stuff to tease me. for a long time i would brush it off and not let it get to me and laugh with him. Now thats all I can think about when I see him so I told him that I didnt want to sit with him at school so I wouldn't regret saying something. I still love him as my friend but it hurts.
1.) How shou...

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modeling?


Posted Wednesday December 1 2010, 10:44 pm

my boyfriend who is 18 has been trying to get into modeling for awhile now, well so far he has been scamed twice by people saying they are from modeling agentcies, and i dont want his hopes being crushed. i want to know how and where could we find an actually thing for modeling. i heard tyra banks has been looking for new models but i dont know how to contact her. im really desprate please help me and him thank you

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big pupils


Posted Wednesday December 1 2010, 9:08 pm

16/f

so this is a really odd question.
but my pupils are really big. i get asked if i have drugs in my system or if im "playful". well i was wondering if this is normal or if there is more to it. does big pupils really mean that someone is excited?

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Angst- Just losing interest in everything...


Posted Wednesday December 1 2010, 12:10 pm

So I should be a normal 18 year old in a lot of ways but I've started to feel really abnormal recently. I don't feel like I know why I'm doing what I do anymore. Things just seem depressing and pointless. I'm either working or eating or sleeping; I have no life.
I'm in the middle of my university applications so this is a really bad time to feel down. Any advice?

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stranger i want.


Posted Tuesday November 30 2010, 9:59 pm

16/f

there is this guy in my lunch, i barely know anything about him but im attracted to him. im drawn to him and i have this connection. . . i hope. he is not in my grade, none of my classes or anything. I have never talked to him either. We make eye contact every day at lunch and whever i walk by he looks me in the eye or just looks at me. without feeling stupid or randomly walking up to him, how can i get him to talk to me or want to get to know me?
thanks

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north face jackets


Posted Tuesday November 30 2010, 9:45 pm

where can i find a cheap northface jacket for wemon online?

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tattoos ideas and suggestions


Posted Tuesday November 30 2010, 4:04 am

Ok i want a new tattoo but i have so many ideas i dont know what to get, i love zebra and lepord print and color things but i also want to get some meaningful words because im a strong and loving person. I was like somwhere on my foot or something. I could really really use some ideas and pics of cute things like asap oh by the way im 19/f if that helps all suggestions are welcome :) thank you!

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Grooveshark is down?


Posted Monday November 29 2010, 6:07 pm

is grooveshark working for anyone? =(

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Paintballing


Posted Saturday November 27 2010, 8:41 pm

So, a few times a year my boyfriend goes paintballing with a bunch of friends, but i've always been too scared to go. I guess I'm not a big risk taker. But I really want to prove to him (and myself, more importantly) that I'm not such a wuss. I just see some of the welts he comes back with and they look painful. The reason I'm afraid is because I don't want to get hurt when I get shot at. He says it stings a bit for a few seconds and then you're fine. I would like any advice I could get on the subject to make me feel more confident going into it. Thanks!

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jeans and jeggings, etc


Posted Saturday November 27 2010, 7:43 pm

how do you keep american eagle jeggings from losing their color in the wash? should i wash it separately by hand in cold water..? the pair i have are extremely faded =(

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very old video cassette is broken


Posted Thursday November 25 2010, 9:43 pm

so i recently found this video cassette and when i was a kid (about 13 years ago) i used to be obsessed with this video.. i was so excited when i found it because it brought back great memories. but when i tried to play it in my VHS, i was disappointed to see that it didn't work. i half expected it not to work since it's been so long and its old. i know its not the vhs player that's broken because i tested out other video cassettes and they worked. so its obviously just that video tape.

is there any way i can fix it? when i play it in the player, its just black and white fuzzy stuff. if i took it in to Best Buy or a professional place to fix it, will they be able to?

i searched on amazon.com to see if someone w...

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getting rid of tattoos...


Posted Thursday November 25 2010, 8:09 pm

I have a small red heart outlined in black tattooed on my wrist and i really hate it. I was wondering if there was any fade creams or removal creams that someone knew worked, everyone says something different but id really like this gone or starting to fade away. Thankk youu

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Making a Difference


Posted Thursday November 25 2010, 6:03 pm

What are some national or international non-profit organizations that college students can get involved in that helps people in other countries, and gives them the opportunity to travel?

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