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Would they delete it?


Posted Thursday June 28 2012, 12:48 am

Does anyone here think they would read a *very, very, very* long question? Will the Advicenators team delete it because it's too long? What id I have to slit it into 2 questions?

Thank you all in advance! I will put the link in additional info for anyone who's interested! It'll hopefully be up in a few days, maybe a week. This question is important to me so I want to know how everyone will react to it and if you'll actually read the whole thing.

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White bumps on my face.


Posted Wednesday June 27 2012, 8:36 pm

20/F if that matters.
Everyone wants smooth skin, but for years now I've had these really tiny white bumps along my cheeks. I know nobody has "perfect" skin but these little bumps really accentuate my already-big pores, keeping my face from looking as smooth as it can, even though I do a good job of cleansing and exfoliating my skin. I know these bumps aren't all that uncommon but I'm not sure of the name and I don't know how to get rid of them. Can anyone help?

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Resumes


Posted Tuesday June 26 2012, 8:23 pm

I have made a resume but I am not sure if it's a bad, good, or great resume.

I have a header with my name, phone number, address, and date of birth.
I have an objective which is one sentence.
I have skills which I listed 12 skills in a chart and I deleted the borders and centered everything.
I have my education.
I have my experience which I listed my last 3 jobs starting with my most current.
I have my volunteer experience which I listed the types of mission work I did with my church over the years.
Lastly, I have 'References available upon request'
Everything looks very organized.

What else should I put into my resume?
Any tips on making a resume great?...

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Reading People..


Posted Tuesday June 26 2012, 6:45 pm

I Want To Know How To Read People Better. I Want Tips Or Techniques That People Use. I Want To Know What People Are Thinking By Looking At Their Face And Their Body Language. Any Help Is Appreciated!

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What's all this hoopla about the teen club on Royal Caribbean?


Posted Monday June 25 2012, 7:48 pm

I'm going on a Royal Caribbean cruise in August and I will be old enough to use the teen club (13) and I'm confused about it. Which teen club is for my age group? WTH IS FUEL?


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I really want to learn pointe dance


Posted Sunday June 24 2012, 11:31 pm

Every girl dreams about becoming a ballerina right? Well secretly, i have. I've done soft ballet for a total of five years, with a break of 3 years after my third year I regret that.
Anyway recently my friend let me keep an old pair of pointe shoes, I tried them on and they fit. I went up on my toes (releve) and could even walk.
However I read online that this is dangerous. I don't want to damage my feet! My dance school says I can't do pointe for some reason. I trust them, but my legs are strong enough and I'm flexible and everything.
Please I just really want to learn. I'm determined.
Is there any way of speeding up the process do I can offcially learn pointe? Maybe leg strengthing excercises??
Thanks.
F/17

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~A victim of assumption


Posted Sunday June 24 2012, 9:53 pm

Many times people assume and accuse me of doing something when really it was someone else. They rant on and on how the clues add up to me. This happens several times to me and with different people. Am I an easy target? Why am I the guilty one? Why do people say they know I did it when I'm innocent? Saying I didn't do it doesn't change what they 'know'. I'm taken aback by these assumptions. Why do people punish another based on nothing but bad calculations? Why is it always me? How can I change that?

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ideas for a girl's 14th birthday party(:


Posted Saturday June 23 2012, 3:12 pm

any ideas for a girl's 14th birthday party? its a summer birthday in the beginning of July and i cant think of anything! thanks(:

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stretch marks


Posted Saturday June 23 2012, 8:35 am

Hi 16/f
Okay so I've always been under average weight and under on BMI and my family is all skinny but at the beginning of this year I decided to watch what I eat (idk why I was just scared or really really self consciousness of being chubby). So I started cutting all the crisps and chocolate out because I always used to eat loads of rubbish everyday.. then a few months later I noticed like two reddy purple lines on my higher inner thigh..
My question is how on earth could I get stretch marks when I change from the diet I've had all my life to a healthier diet, surely I couldn't of gained weight? I just don't understand soo advice on stretch marks and how I could of got them please... Thanks

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How to comfort myself and control my brain


Posted Thursday June 21 2012, 7:39 pm

I saw a cat dying today, and it was especially traumatizing since I have two cats, and I get an up close look at their lives. Ever since, my brain has been getting the better of me, and I'm really sad, and can't stop thinking about it. I know these things happen every day, and the cat isn't in pain anymore, but I cannot stop thinking of him rolling in pain and jumping up and down. It's driving me insane to think I couldn't rescue this poor innocent thing. How can I stop thinking about it? I try distracting myself, but it comes back to haunt me. Please help fast!

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Departing this Earth.


Posted Wednesday June 20 2012, 1:30 pm

Would the cat miss me if I killed myself right now?
Aunty would look after him. I probably won't be around to read the answers.

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Watch Repair


Posted Monday June 18 2012, 2:01 am

I have a watch that was given to me by my parents when I was a child. I want to give it to my child, but it has stopped working. Where can I go to get a mechanical, spring wound watch fixed these days? Thanks!

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Firing an employee


Posted Saturday June 16 2012, 4:55 pm

Can an employer fire an employee because their pre-convicted mugshot appears online on mugshots.com?

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No matter what, the smell stays


Posted Saturday June 16 2012, 3:48 pm

I have a problem with the smell of my butt. Every time I clean it with my soap, it doesn't go away! I've tried shaving, waxing, cleaning out my colon, prune juice and everything to be clean back there in every way possible. But no matter what I do, that smell is still there! And I don't mean the smell of poop, I mean the normal smell. It's not noticeable, but it still annoys me. I want it to go away, but it just won't!

Does anyone know of a procedure specifically for this or something like that? If you do, I would really appreciate it! Thanks, and please, don't judge me

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no one loves me


Posted Thursday June 14 2012, 5:01 pm

i am from india
My life is hell now...i m failed in class 11th
Everyone thinks i am a player bt i dint even want someone to be in a bad situation....my friends hate me now...,my parents are always shouting on me, my boyfriend always talk very rudely...everyone think i m selfish, i m mean..n no one love me thats why i dont want to live.

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FEMALE CHILD ACTTRESS


Posted Wednesday June 6 2012, 4:07 pm

what child female actress played the role of a little girl who would only talk in a british accent when her dad got a new girlfriend.


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Just a question about cannibals


Posted Tuesday June 5 2012, 8:26 pm

Yeah that got your attention! haha, anyway I been watching a few dinosaur documentaries and I know its all computer animated but when a carnivore dies hunting for dinner, no other creature from that species seems to think "hey food."

So, moving to more modern times, I was wondering if, for example, A lion is walking around and getting hungry and see's a dead lion, is it going to eat it or will it continue on its path and get some zebra? lol

Just one of those thoughts that will bother me as it seems logical but I've never seen/heard of it being done!

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question is how to talk better?


Posted Monday June 4 2012, 4:55 pm

hi i want to say that i talk fast and unclearly any advice would be great and i get nervous when i go outside of my house i dont know what to do ?

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Death: I'm 13 years old. I can not help but think that death is the only way to get out of my situations.


Posted Sunday June 3 2012, 12:18 am

I'm 13 years old. Nobody understands me. I hate life for many reasons, and think of how I could end it the most painless way. I can not help but think that death is the only way to get out of my situations. I feel as though if I don't care what's happening in my life than no one else should. I think about what I would say if I were to follow through with ending everything. I just hate the lies I hear every day. I hate the harassment and judgement I have to bare with every day. The only true reason why I don't kill myself is because I couldn't do that to my family. My dad told me that if I was to ever need to do anything he'd want to just think I ran away with a friend and I'm safe and not have to identify my corpse and have a funeral for hi...

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Necessities- How to obtain what I need


Posted Friday June 1 2012, 4:03 am

Hello,

I need the following:
a) a car
b) a job
c) an affordable place to live

So what's the best way of obtaining these things?

I'm twenty years old. I wanted to get employed and then try for a loan for a cheap car. Maybe find a place that's first month rent free. Maybe part-time military. School in fall if I can get in for free with fafsa. Is that a bad plan? I feel like I'm trapped in an elevator. I need help.

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