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I Feel Really Weird Now...?


Posted Saturday May 18 2013, 12:12 pm

So My Front Door Was Wide Open, With The Screen Door Shut. My Couch Is Visible If You Have The Door Open... Well, I Was Sleeping On My Couch Because My Brother Was In My Room.

When I Woke Up, I Looked At The Door And Saw A Guy Turning Away... I Ended Up Finding Out Who It Was, And It Was One Of The People In ChargeI Feel Really Weird Now Because I Think He Saw Me Sleeping. Plus, All My Stuff is Visible If You Were To Look In From Outside.

Any Advice On This? I Don't Really Like This Feeling Of Not Having Privacy...

P.S. I Wasn't The One Who Opened The Door Overnight. I Guess My Sister Thought It Was Nice Weather.

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Should I be offended that he thought I was a guy?


Posted Saturday May 18 2013, 3:14 am

Ok so I was at a grocery store and I had my hood on. An employee was like "Can I help you with something, sir?" And I turned around and he said "*Ahem* Ma'am. Sorry, I'm just tired".

I'm starting to think I look like a guy.. I had my hood on, but I have long-ish hair and it showed. I'm not really "grown" yet, so.. I'm a teen (Late bloomer.. Haha). Do you think he was really tired or he thought I was a guy?

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I want to know how I can find my talent


Posted Friday May 17 2013, 4:54 pm

My friend is multi-talented. She can play viola, violen, and piano. She also sings pretty good and can draw pretty good. She doesn't really realize how good she is but she is really good. I've wanted to be good at a lot of those thing but I just don't think I sing very good, I know I suck at playing the violen, and I can't draw without a tutorial unless it's a random doodle. I want to be a fashion designer and I think I'm pretty good at that. I make sets on polyvore and I get a good amount of likes. Would that be considered a talent? And if not how do I find my talent?

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HELP ASAP!!!! I am being threatened!


Posted Thursday May 16 2013, 8:41 pm

Hi, so I have an Instagram. Recently, I was talking to this girl then a random girl just said I was bothering her.

We got into a conversation, then she said she'd hack me from her family. She also said they'd hurt me. When I ask her what she meant, she said they'd find me, get my number from the cops, etc.

I'm scared. What do I do?! She hacked my friend before. I'm so scared!

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teen - need money - starting a small business


Posted Wednesday May 15 2013, 6:21 pm

ever sense i was little ive been "fascinated" by money. so when i was little me and my cousins would make cards and sell them t our family and i would have garage sales, then i hit middle school and researched all kinds of things for owning a small business everything from "what i can sell" to "how much can i make...(doing what ever)" im not into flash get quick easy cash scams online so i decided today i wanna own a concession stand! im extremely excited. does anyone have advice on owning a concession trailer? or owning a small business similar to this idea, or just maybe advice on this topic in general? thank you so much for your help and for taking the time out of your day to read this! :)

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i need to make 4K in a year


Posted Monday May 13 2013, 10:29 pm

i know 4K doesnt sound like much but im a unemployed 15yr old girl. i want the money for 2 things to fix up my car and a trip im going on next year.
can you please list some supper fun jobs, or jobs online a teen can have? i dont want to babysit or mow lawns or anything like that.
thank you for any ideas :)

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danduff issue -___-


Posted Friday May 10 2013, 9:25 pm

How do i get rid of dandruff. I have a bunch and im getting tried of it. When i wash my hair it comes out parctially. Whats the best way to get rid of themm

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Would you get arrested for teaching the cops a lesson?


Posted Thursday May 9 2013, 3:20 pm

If you tricked the cops into thinking that there was a murder or something like that by using ketchup as blood, or something like that, I don't know, and you time the cops on how long it takes them to get there, and somehow get the news reporters on your side, to teach the cops to do their job correctly, could they arrest you? Would they stick you in jail for a few years? How would they react to that? Has anyone ever done something like that?

I am sick and tired of hearing stories of people like the three women found this week, and Jaycee Lee Dugard. It makes me so angry. I want to see the cops embarrassed into doing a PERFECT job, or getting fired. Their job is too fucking important for them to be lazy. Way too fucking important...

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California Wildfires


Posted Tuesday May 7 2013, 6:46 pm

Why does California have so many wildfires?

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Can I ever be open about THIS side of my personality?


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 4:30 pm

Hello! I am 14/f and I am rather interested in 18th and 19th century Europe. However, I am VERY interested in erotica from those times (like literature). When u hear the word erotica, all you really think of is probably smut, though, I don't read that, and I don't just read 18th century French erotica novels to get off by it. I see it as absolute art! I'd like to be more open about this type of subject, but I'm somewhat afraid of being ostracized. I'm guessing no one will understand I'm interested in such great art, and its really disappointing. So ... Do you believe it's okay for me to be awfully interested in such a subject? Thanks!

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I would like to get my daughter's poetry published. How do you get poetry published?


Posted Thursday May 2 2013, 9:43 pm

My daughter has been writing poems for several years, and I think she is good. I dont have much money, but I would like for her poems to be published. How do I do that?

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How to see a doctor


Posted Tuesday April 30 2013, 4:21 am

I need to know how to go about seeing a doctor. I'm 18, 19 in 3 months. I don't live with my parents and I have no income or health insurance. I need to see someone regarding my scoliosis because I have a pretty bad rib hump and I want to do something about it instead of having to hide under baggy clothes. I just don't know what to do, or where to go. I live in Medford Oregon if that helps.

Thank you for your time

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is taking a person to smal claims court worth the time?


Posted Sunday April 28 2013, 7:27 pm

This personused ti be my friend and I didn't know she wasn't but doesn't want to communicate. I helped her in many ways but mainly financially. She was evicted witb 2 dogs I did what I could and way moore I paid for two nites of Motel fees and that was a gift (one of many )...but than she wouldn't stop bugging me and her sister would too about paying one moore night and so on .I ended up paying 10nights becouse I told her I would under the condition that she would pay me how she could over a period of 6 months and that meantime I would take her tv as collateral but said that she didn't trus the motel I was stYing and that was her excuse not knowing it was just an excuse than.Reason I did this is becouse I had recived a good lumpsome of mo...

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List of Cartoons For Children?


Posted Friday April 26 2013, 9:31 am

Can you give me a long list of kid's cartoons

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What should I title my novel?


Posted Thursday April 25 2013, 11:16 pm

I'm thirteen years old, female, and writing my first novel. The problem is, I can't pick a title.

Here is the plot: I go to a place called Camp Stevens during the summer, and I get to stay there for a week. At Camp Stevens, I meet a truly amazing boy named Daniel, and I fall in love with him. I don't want him to know that I like him, however, so I try to keep it a secret. We become very close during that week at camp. On the very last day of the week, Daniel tells me that he likes me. I am very happy, and I hug him and tell him that I like him too. But then he gets on the bus and leaves me forever, and I don't have time to get his phone number. The story ends with me watching him drive away, knowing that I will never see him ...

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Help! have to find certain book!


Posted Monday April 22 2013, 10:42 am

Ok so I keep seeing this book EVERYWHERE, but I need the name so I can find it online. Here's the criteria:
main character: I'm pretty sure it's a teenage guy who gets entered into a mental facility and there's a girl who's scarred her face with scissors, a 'self elected president' who I THINK is Mexican (his name is Antonio or something), and a sex addict person (I think they're all teens). And I see it a lot in places like the Barnes and Noble teen section.

I'm sorry but I only know bits and pieces of it, but thank you sooo much if you can figure it out, thanks!

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crying


Posted Saturday April 20 2013, 7:07 am

Whenever I want to cry му eyes go red(before I cry) how can I make it not do that?

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How do you get rid of your camel toe?!


Posted Tuesday April 16 2013, 8:38 pm

I wear yoga pants and leggings alot for their comfort.and i have nice legs and butt. Although i.realized that my crotch is shaped funny. Like i think someone called it a camel toe before? how can i get rid ofit?

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Is it okay to watch porn at the age of 14?


Posted Tuesday April 16 2013, 7:30 pm

I was wondering of it's okay to watch porn at my age. I really like it, and all. Yet sometimes I can't stop watching it and fingering myself.

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Why am I feeling pleasure from this?


Posted Monday April 15 2013, 9:49 pm

Okay, this is really awkward and hard to say. Well, I just received a spanking because of my grades. It really hurt, but I got a little wet?? I feel really weird now. Is this normal? As I've said in previous questions, I'm 14, so it might be a hormonal thing.

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