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Do we need chaperones to keep from touching each other?
Posted Wednesday September 14 2022, 6:16 pm
So something really strange happened to me recently and my relationship with my new girlfriend has taken a weird turn. We both feel we are too young for sex even though we think about it and even talk about it sometimes just because it is fun to think about each other that way. It amazes me what we talk about late at night on the phone together. We text too but true voice is best. We are definitely bolder and more open with what we say to each other than when we are in person.
So a weird thing happened on a movie date where I bought a condom from a machine in the bathroom to show her as a joke and she thought it was funny and during the movie she said she wanted to see it. So I handed her the package. She looked at me all sexy, ...
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Why does sex have to be a reward or bribe?
Posted Tuesday September 13 2022, 6:41 pm
Hello to the whole group. I am maybe overanalyzing something about my love life with my girlfriend but I would love it if maybe there is some feedback for me to better understand what is going on between us.
I know I am 22 but this is my first serious relationship and even though we are now active sexually we are literally each other’s first so I feel I can benefit from the experience of others. I read a lot of posts before I wrote this and noticed a lot of the guys ask about sex, so I guess that is okay and I will join the crowd.
The question I have is about how us having sex almost always seems to be tied to either me being rewarded for something or sex being offered in exchange for me doing something. It started wi...
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Husband Refusing To Get Help
Posted Saturday September 10 2022, 11:55 pm
A few months ago my husband went into the hospital because of pancreatitis. The doctors said it was caused by drinking, and he was going through severe alcohol withdrawal. Thankfully he recovered, but they said he might not be so lucky next time. My husband comes from a family of alcoholics. His mom and two sisters are bar-tenders and they all have a problem with drinking too much. When he went in the hospital they couldn't possibly accept that it was the alcohol that caused it. They kept saying that they don't know how he got sick, and that maybe someone even poisoned him. I showed them the toxicology report which showed that nothing was in his system except alcohol, but they still don't believe it. They've been telling him it's ok to drin...
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Ashamed about video that is going to be exposed.
Posted Thursday September 8 2022, 12:27 pm
I am getting legal advice on this but I also need some personal advice on how to manage a nightmare I have created with a really bad decision. On a dare and because of my own insane vanity, I auditioned for a pornographic movie. It was very sketchy in a crappy motel. I obviously had to get naked and there was this really weird interview about my sexual experience (which is not a lot) and then they took a lot of pictures and some video of me with two women. I did have a condom for all that. It all took like 4 hours and I had mixed feelings the whole time like both an ego trip and guilt trip. At the end I was offered a part in some movie which fed my pride and ego, but I turned it down because it was just a prank. I signed a release at...
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GF Makes Me Earn Kisses
Posted Wednesday August 31 2022, 2:38 pm
My GF is the greatest and I would do anything for her and I am like so lucky she likes me back the same way. She does this weird thing though on kissing. If I ask her for a kiss, she tells me I have to earn it and makes me do some kind of dare each time to get a kiss. Sometimes it is some kind of exercise thing depending on where we are like so many pushups or situps. She knows I can stand on my hands so sometimes she makes me do that for her. Sometimes she makes thump my chest and holler like Tarzan. Sometimes she makes me flex my arm for her like I am some sort of skinny body builder. Sometimes she makes me try to recite the lyrics to her favorite Taylor Swift songs. Yes, I memorized them. What is up with the whole earning a kiss...
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Should I move back?
Posted Monday August 29 2022, 6:42 am
So a couple of months ago I moved out from my mom’s house into an apartment in a new city. This city has more opportunities and I was able to find a job, that pays me well. But the problem is, that before moving out, I got into a relationship with my boyfriend, who I ended up loving more than anybody else, and became a huge part of my life. At first we were able to meet every weekend, he would drive down to be with me, and the next weekend I would do the same. But due to change in my work, I have to work even at the weekends, so we wont be able to see each other much. Only a few days in a month. I have been crying a lot, and haven't been able to enjoy myself in this city, because I miss him, and want to spend my time with him. So my quest...
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How do I explain to GF my pain from having sex is no big deal?
Posted Tuesday August 23 2022, 6:41 pm
My girlfriend and I have gotten to the point where we are starting to be sexually active with each other. We are both very attracted to each other, but she made me wait for a while but that is okay because she is worth it. Our first two nights together have been wonderful but not without some concern.
On the positive side, even though I am less experienced than her she said I did very well and she did not have to fake anything. She asked for repeats during the night so I guess I was doing something right. On the negative side, I did hurt myself with some joint dislocations several times each night.
The deal is I have a medical condition called Ehlers Danlos which can cause joints to dislocate easily and causes joint pai...
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Should I break off my engagement?
Posted Thursday August 18 2022, 3:26 pm
My Fiancé of one year and 5 months is on a trip to greece with his friends and we got in an argument because he disrespected me by telling me to "Grow the fuck up" while we were arguing about something- and so I avoided conversation with him and told him he had no respect for me and to just end the conversation now. Its been 2 days and he hasnt contacted me at all or told me anything about his trip. Not who he is with, where he is, no updates, no nothing. I wrote him the day after saying " So your not gonna update me? Is that what your doing?" and he said "Your the one who didn't update me yesterday or say goodnight" So I told him "Suit yourself, after the disrespectful behavior and words you said to me y...
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Confused about a guy. Is he the right one?
Posted Tuesday August 16 2022, 6:22 am
Hello!
I went on one date and spoke over call many times with this guy. He is funny, goofy, respectful and compassionate. He cares for me i know. However, he is not the one I want to be with. There is a connection and spark and chemistry. I want to touch him . But I don't want any future with him. He is from a different religion and culture plus he smokes and he doesn't want to quit smoking. I can't stand the smell of smoke. So he is clearly not someone I want to have a future with. So I said No for a second date. He told me he is comfortable and peaceful around me. He told me he feels like he has known me forever. I also feel comfortable talking to him. I can talk to him about anything but he is just not someone I want to have anyth...
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I have a few issues that bother me about my husband’s behavior
Posted Wednesday August 3 2022, 11:24 pm
My husband and I been together almost 2 years and we have a son that’s 3 months old. I’m 30 years old. I had a few issues that bother me about my husband’s behavior and just need someone to talk to about it. I wanted to address each individually.
1. He told me I was neglecting my son when he had him on the changing table while I was in bed. He went out of the room to get diapers. The baby started crying hysterically-he had his shots the day before so he’s a little more cranky. I didn’t get up to comfort him so I was told I was neglecting my son and that it was not okay. I understand to some point but I work from home and watch my son all day while he’s at work for 12 hours. I’ve been on my toes all day. Even my breaks I...
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FWB situation
Posted Saturday July 23 2022, 7:36 am
So I've been friends with benefits with this guy for a bout a month now. Everytime we try to make plans to hook up he asks me to try to bring a friend, and if I have any friends that would be up for 3somes. I honestly don't mind him asking here and there, but it's gotten to a point where I feel like he's only interested if my one of my friends join us. I know that we are only using each other to benefit ourselves, but I can't help getting annoyed that I'm not enough in this situation. What should I do?
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How do I reassure my GF I can wait?
Posted Friday July 22 2022, 5:04 pm
This question is mainly for the females I guess. So my GF asked me if I fantasized about blow jobs or hand jobs since we are not having sex for moral reasons on her religion which I respect. I admitted yes I fantasize about that stuff but then I saw she was like freaked out about it when I admitted that and I said she did not have to do that if she did not want to do it just because I fantasized about it because I would be okay if that never happened but she got so upset she was not doing anything to help me out with being good and she knows I like her that way and am trying to hide my erections. I tried to make a joke and said I help myself out as needed. She did not think it was funny like she feels like she is not a good girlfriend b...
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How do you deal with different libidos as a couple?
Posted Friday July 22 2022, 4:02 pm
I am worried that my fiancé who is super patient now about sex will become unhappy over time if we get married and we do not become intimate more often. He has not said anything but I know he wants sex a lot more than we are having it now. His libido is through the roof. We do a lot of cuddling and he is always hard and ready to go and almost every day asks me if I am in the “mood” to make love. Maybe 1 x week I am and say yes. When we do have sex he is so enthusiastic like it is his birthday and he tries so hard to make it “epic.” It is pretty wonderful, he has what seems like a lot of stamina to me as far as not losing control of himself until the end, and I will just say I don’t have to fake anything. But then not long a...
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What do I do with my ridiculously hot new straight friend?
Posted Tuesday July 5 2022, 3:25 pm
I am an openly gay 21m and I am very lucky to go to a school where there is a lot of acceptance and encouragement and I feel surrounded by allies. I am surprised especially how some of the notorious jocks and aggressively straight guys handled it. I think it says something about attitudes in my generation.
Almost all my guy friends are straight and they deal with the awkward moments mostly with humor and have a running rant about which of them I am most attracted to which is actually funny and I play along like I am trying to make up my mind and they all act competitive about it.
They also push me to initiate things with guys I admit to liking just like they do with each other and girls they like. It is ...
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believing in second chances...
Posted Sunday June 26 2022, 2:22 am
Female 33 years old, partner same..
We've been together for 2 years.. with ups and downs like every relationship, but somehow we manage to overcome it was a strong bond that we had, or at least i believed so...
Lately the relationship started to take a different form, from his side indifference, distance, not paying attention , no communication and not involving me in his everyday life).
From my side as a result.. over extreme Jealousy, desperate for love and attention, accusing him for things like cheating flirting..
In the end we both reached to a place where he had enough and i was lonely, but we never confront each other.. and it ended so badly that whenever i remember it, it's only pain.
now 1 month l...
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flying with guy to America and having crush on him
Posted Thursday June 23 2022, 10:04 pm
Hi :)
I am a girl and I went to a Work and Travel programme. I decided to go alone, because none of my friends wanted to go with. However, I have never traveled by a plane before, I messaged to Work and Travel facebook group to see if anyone is flying the same day I am. It was flight from Budapest to New York.
To my suprise one guy texted me, he is flying the same day. We have been texting the week before the flight, and we eventually met at the airport. I saw his pic on Messenger, but I was suprised to see him in real life. He was beautiful.
We had two flights, unfortunately, we did not sit next to each other during those flights. But he was so handsome and he had so beautifú blue eye that I could not...
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What do I do now that I know my friend has a secret crush?
Posted Thursday June 16 2022, 2:00 pm
I have a guy friend (fake name – Jackson) and we have been flirty friends but never dated or done more than a kiss on the cheek. We have dated other people but always kept our relationship in the friend zone. We both don’t believe in FWB and consider that wrong. We do talk about sex but just like in a generic way friends do. I tease him for being a man whore even though he says he has only done it twice. He calls me the ice queen as a joke because I am a virgin and have turned a lot of boys down.
The deal is he was on his tablet in my room and we were done studying and I accused him of looking at porn as a joke. He denied it but would not show me what he was doing though so when he went to the bathroom I checked out ...
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i dont know what to do about specific guy
Posted Tuesday June 14 2022, 7:30 pm
ive been talking to a guy but we havent texted in a week but theres something id like to tell him but i dont know if should text him again cause things are a bit awkward now.my friends are kinda...dont really agree(?)with me keeping contact with him, not because hes a bad person lol, hes just a penny pincher lol(we're both 18 btw, im a girl and hes a boy and we're both bisexual)
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How do I make the boy next door my boyfriend?
Posted Monday June 6 2022, 12:47 pm
You know that like saying about the boy next door. Well a hottie literally moved next door and I need advice. His name is Riley, which is so cute. Riley is 15 and he is a Caucasian boy with wavy red hair, freckles on his face and shoulders, and a goofy smile that like goes to one side. I am 16 and mixed Asian descent but our family identifies as Korean. He is younger but taller than me by a lot. He is kind of shy but kind of not at the same time. He goes around shirtless or sometimes a sleeveless muscle shirt with a superman logo or a green lantern logo. I mostly see him when he is doing chores and moving stuff and digging stuff and moving gravel and crap for a greenhouse his parents are building. The are like putting solar panels ...
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I need advice on how to seduce a cute guy friend.
Posted Wednesday June 1 2022, 4:26 pm
So I have a friend who is a guy who I have started to think about more romantically after I saw him wearing a spiderman costume which showed off his very cute muscles which I had never seen before. Side note he had the costume because he is a marvel maniac and we were going to a children’s hospital and thought it would be fun to do costumes. The kids loved him and he totally got into the moves and hanging from stuff even upside down. He only fell once. He has always been a cute guy but nerdy and shy and totally hid his bod in clothes too big for him. Our friend group includes some athletes and I can see him being intimidated being smaller. But the truth is he is sexy fit. He has visible well-defined abs. We are not talking huge mus...
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