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Sex
Posted Monday June 1 2015, 11:43 pm
How should I ask someone's grandmother to have sex with me?
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I don't know what to do anymore
Posted Sunday May 31 2015, 7:06 pm
So, it seems as if I'm never able to please my family members. I always end up disappointment them. I'm 14/f and the school year is almost over and I'm under a lot of stress and pressure of getting my grades up and finishing final projects and regions too. My mom doesn't understand that all I want to do when I get home is just sleep and calm down. My older brother said that I'm a lazy bastard that just abuses my mom and grandmas assistance around the house. My mom calls me names like pig, useless, a disappointment, and I can never make her happy no matter what I do. I want to tell everybody how I feel about their hurtful remarks (at times I end up crying but they don't care) but I'm a shy person who's kept to herself and I fear that they'll...
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Posted Saturday May 30 2015, 12:59 pm
Im in relationship with my boyfriend for 6 years now. Im 24 years old, kinda peak age for a person like me who wants to settle down. But my father dissaprove ny boyfriend. He thinks that i dont have better future with my boyfriend. It hurts me when he judge my boyfriend. My father is really strick, well at some point i understand him, he's away from us coz he's working abroad. He was just protecting us and he wants us to be in a better place. If he only knew that my boyfriend is a hardworking person, he buys me anything, treat me right, especially respect me.
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How to get a tattoo where a parent wont see it?
Posted Friday May 22 2015, 12:15 pm
I am not 18 yet but i want a tattoo and i know someone who would do it. what would be the best spot so my mom wouldnt notice it?
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What to do I do of my step dad is a douche?
Posted Wednesday May 20 2015, 5:59 pm
When I [15/f] get mad I go off, but does that make it right for my step dad to tackle me, and steal my stuff, and break them? I tried to call the cops, they said he had those rights. I can't stand him, so what should I do?
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Alcoholic Sister Frequently Harasses/Bullies Me Through Text
Posted Tuesday May 19 2015, 7:55 pm
For starters, my sister and I are both in our 30's. She is an alcoholic/drug addict and not mentally well. During her binges, she will often blow up my phone with abusive/harassing text messages. I usually just ignore her but addicts are creatures of habit so she does this fairly routinely.
I cannot get a restraining order against her because she is close with our parents (whom I currently live with) and she relies on me for transportation to/from work fairly often so seeing her is mandatory.
I have recently started saving screenshots of the awful things she texts me as evidence in case I decide to report her to the police or phone company.
Of course I realize that I cannot make her stop drinking or using, but can I get her to stop text bullying me?
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are my parents overreacting?
Posted Tuesday May 19 2015, 5:02 pm
OK so I didn't do so well on my last math test, I got a 41%, but I am going to do an extra credit assignment that'll raise it to the 80% range. She was still reallly mad, and is making me go to extra help every day before school at lunch and after school on tuesdays until my grade raises. Is it just me or does this seem extreme?
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embarrassed to ask
Posted Sunday May 17 2015, 12:10 am
I am a little embarrassed to ask my mum I'm 12 years old a male but how do I ask my mum to buy me new underpants?
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What should I do about my dad threatening to kill my mom?
Posted Wednesday May 13 2015, 4:35 pm
My dad and my mom have always had a ton of problems in their marriage. He's an addict and has never been a good father to all 4 of us kids. He's barley even acknowledged that were his. He lives in our house but he's just a stranger to me. He and my mom have gotten into horrible screaming fights and he's even gotten physical before. He's tried to choke her many times. Just today he threw her across the room and threatend " if you ever take me to court or try to get a divorce I will crush you and kill you". He's also bipolar and has anger issues which is why I'm terrified that he will just snap one day and get angry enough to kill her. He also said that if she tried for a divorce he would fight her 10x harder and win custody. I'm no...
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names for another parent
Posted Thursday May 7 2015, 10:11 am
Im looking for suggestions on what to call someone special. I have my birth mother, we have always had a rocky relationship. I have another mother figure in my life whom I adore. I'm very close with her. I need a special name for her as I don't feel calling her by her first name is appropriate, but calling her mom doesn't do it for me. She is like a mom. But more special than that. Any suggestions on a special name to call her?
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Daughter is cheating on her fiance
Posted Thursday May 7 2015, 9:13 am
My daughter, 21 years old, has always had low self esteem and in most, if not all relationships, has at least mentally cheated with "friends" she has via the internet. I thought this time would be different, but apparently it isn't...last night I caught her texting with a boy. When I confronted her about it, I could tell it was more than just harmless texting - and she never denied that it wasn't more. I told her if I was wrong, then show me the texts and she refused...enough said. The problem is that she's getting married almost exactly a month from today....AND I'm dumping a boat load of money into it!
I know it can't be easy for her to live at home with her step-dad and I, but she's very lazy and very unmot...
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Dad Just Crossed the Frickin' Line
Posted Monday May 4 2015, 2:37 pm
What do you do when your dad, who is a crazy, ridiculous control freak tries to dictate who you marry? My dad is insane (I know that's disrespectful to say about your dad and I'm sorry), but he just doesn't want me to be able to run my own life. I've looked up the signs of an overly controlling parent on the internet and he has almost all of them.
I'm an adult (I'm 27) and he tries to control what I eat, what kind of car I drive, who I have as my friends, where and when I go to church, and other such things. Most irritatingly, he tried to control where I went to college, what classes I took, when I moved out of his and my mom's house, and what career path I chose. When I refuse to do as he says, he can have a giant fit and ge...
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I'm obsessively judgmental about this
Posted Monday May 4 2015, 3:11 am
My brother is getting serious about a woman who was recently divorced and I just saw on Facebook she still was in a 9 year marriage when they started dating 2 years ago. She and her ex had many young kids; this affair broke up their family. I asked if the ex husband did anything wrong and my brother said no, and the kids love and miss their dad and are clearly hurting.
Before I saw that on the timeline, I already butted in and said something about the fact that 67% of stepfamilies divorce and how our stepdad and mom were in the 33% who stayed married and it was even more miserable than if they had quit. I wanted him to be prepared for a difficult journey.
She does not seem equipped for difficulty. She's obse...
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My mom is driving me nuts
Posted Sunday May 3 2015, 8:08 pm
My mom was making some food for our pet and she poked a hole in the cup, she told me to throw it away so I did. She then starts screaming at me that I put it in the wrong trash can. I said how was I supposed to know. She then started screaming at me about how I never do things. I really can't take it anymore. She really embarrasses me to because we have a screen door and everybody could here us that was outside. She always does this, and it's starting to get ridiculous. Please help, I really don't know what to do.
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My mom wont let me go to prom!!
Posted Saturday May 2 2015, 8:30 pm
So my mom refuses to now let me go to prom because of one incident, or mistake that i have done. I am 18 years old, and i decided to get my nipples pierced just because I've been wanting to get it for a long time...my mother is very strict and is christian, so she is against all types of piercing, tatoos etc. So she found out, and bans me from going to prom, and the last day to pay for the ticket is in a week. I already bought my shoes (which was very expensive ) and i got my dress, well sort of. Is there any way that i can convince her to let me go? U have been planning out prom for as long as i can remember, and now all of my dreams are crushed...please help me, i need to convince her to let me go, but she wants to be in control of my life forever...
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I doI lost my trust
Posted Sunday April 26 2015, 10:35 pm
My name is Rachel and i am 26 years old and I have gotten myself into a mess. My cousin and I are really close I can tell her anything and she will be there for me she is 45sleep. We have always been close but she is disappointed in me because i have sex so many times without knowing the guy that well lets just say about a year ago. I had sex with a guy in 2 days time and it was a miracle I didnt get pregnant becaus it was unprotected with no condom and no form of birth control either and now i have been dating this guy for about 2 months and I have been doing so much better we have not been sexually active all in the 2 months that we have been dating. He says he will wait till marriage if that's what I want and that is what I want but my ...
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Parents
Posted Sunday April 26 2015, 9:26 pm
I dont know if you can tell what people posted before but I asked for help because of my 15 year old sister (im 12) because she was being unreasonable against my parents but I just found out that they are being REALLY annoying to her(especially my dad), he has been making her take school VERY VERY seriously, making her write in her agenda, which noone uses not even in my grade, and he has been really serious and giving her talks alone in her bedroom with the door closed(which means hes being really serious). Like I said in my other question, I dont really need advice, I just need to tell someone and I wanna feel heard but I dont wanna go pour out all my feelings on my friends because I know that they wouldnt really care and they would find it annoying.
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Teenage Sister
Posted Sunday April 26 2015, 6:18 pm
Im 12 and my sister is 15. This might make me sound like a loser, but I feel really bad for my parents especially my mom because my sister, lets call jade for the rest of this question, gets in a bad mood really easily when my parents seem annoying to her and she absolutely makes no effort to hide it. She is always unreasonable and I need to make her listen to me. For example, she wants a new phone and she expects us to have unlimited money and to be able to buy it, but we don't and my parents(and me) don't trust her with a phone because she has broken 3 of them, and my sister acts like they are being unreasonable. I try my best to be patient with her whenever she gets mad about our parents because she is always unreasonable, but I once cou...
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My mom is forcing me to see a college
Posted Monday April 20 2015, 6:28 pm
My mother is making me take a whole day out of my April vacation to see a college that's like an hour away. I told her that I didn't want to go because I'm only a sophomore and it isn't even the summer yet, but she wouldn't listen. A friend invited me to go somewhere fun that day but now I can't because she's forcing me to go see a crappy public college that I don't want to see. She thinks that there's no time like this week to see this public college. What do you think?
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My baby names
Posted Friday April 17 2015, 8:38 pm
After a lot of baby name searching, your brain gets foggy. Are these names that we chose for our twins normal?
Boy: Dean Harvey
Girl: Spencer Guin
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