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Shawnee Language


Posted Monday February 9 2009, 11:14 am

I am trying to learn a little Shawnee. Does anyone know a website that will transfer english into Shawnee? Or can someone transfer this sentace for me: Lets go Shawnees Lets go! Thanks in advance! (yes, I know that Shawnee is a dying language and there is "no point" in learning it but I have a good reason to learn it so please don't go lechuing me on this.)

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sierra leone?


Posted Sunday February 8 2009, 9:08 pm

i need help finding these answers:

What are the advantages/disatvanges of sierra leone being a colony of Britain.

What successes has this independent country experienced? what problems has this independent country exerienced?

thank-you =]

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best ways


Posted Sunday February 8 2009, 4:30 pm

Guys, What are the best ways to make a guy hard without actually physically touching him ?
How about pics? If so what kind like pose, besides nude obviously.

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pix


Posted Sunday February 8 2009, 4:27 pm

what is your opinion on girls sending guys dirty pics. not completely nude, but just provacative. 15f

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Webcam.


Posted Sunday February 8 2009, 3:12 pm

I know this is a lil weird, but is there a way to make someone's webcam come on without them knowing about it? Like, for the people with webcams built into their laptops. Im sure theres a way.

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Mozilla


Posted Sunday February 8 2009, 11:41 am

I've had mozilla for years, but now when i sign into my myspace some of my top friend's pictures don't show. I'll get on IE and sign on and it will be there. How can I fix it?

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hair gel


Posted Sunday February 8 2009, 10:42 am

i got my hair relaxed a couple months back, so now it looks dry even when i put the regular hair gel i used to put in.
the only thing that holds my har and doesnt make it look dry is got2bglued but that makes my hair hard and stiff.
what is a good gel to use in my hair that makes it look like soft curls again?

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Hymen reconstruction


Posted Sunday February 8 2009, 1:11 am

So i lost my virginity to a real jerk who broke my heart and made me very depressed i decided a long time later that when i met the right person i would have my hymen reconstructed for a very special night i have been with this guy for almost a year and he is very special to me but now i am starting to have second thoughts about the hymen thing i asked one of my guy friends if it was a good idea and he said it was a very discusting idea and i should not do it i need opinions what do you think
thanks

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Pastic Surgery


Posted Sunday February 8 2009, 1:07 am

So i'm almost 17 and when i am 18 i am wanting to get plastic surgery done to get a bigger but i dont want it real big but i hav a real small but right now and its hard to find pants that fit and i hate it so i want to know if you think this is a good idea and how much do u think this would cost
thanks

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LG scoop


Posted Saturday February 7 2009, 11:37 pm

heyi have an LG scoop and sometimes when i text and try to back space something it eraes it all...how can i stop it from doing this..when im not holding it down to erase it i just tap it once or twice??
thanks,,
xoxoleshaxoxo

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skin problems.


Posted Saturday February 7 2009, 2:33 pm

my skin is ruining my life! i'm really like.. i don't know what the word for it is.. but i overthink everything. something about mind control? well, my skin never used to be this bad, until i started stressing about it so much. i'm constantly worrying about it and doing everything i can to make it better, but i get more and more breakouts everyday. i drink a lot of water, eat healthy, use good face washes, only wash it about twice a day, use lotion and good moisturizes, so don't tell me anything is wrong with my routine. it's all in my head. i just don't know how to just let it be. ugh :/ :/ :/ sometimes i just stay home when i get invited somewhere, because my skin is so bad. bleh!

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2 girls 1 cup


Posted Friday February 6 2009, 11:25 pm

what is a website that i could actually go to, to see 2 girls and 1 cup i've been hearing really gross things about it and i want to see it for myself but every time i try to see it something pops up about puttin in all of your important information such as your credit card information and alot of other garbage so could you please give me a site to find 2 girls and 1 cup without going through all that and please let it be just one click away.

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family problems.


Posted Friday February 6 2009, 10:11 pm

18/f. ever since i was born my mom has revolved her life around me. even her job revolves around me. i'm very independent and i provide for myself and i like to do my own thing. but she's so immature and she tells everyone how attached to me she is and she treats me like i'm a child and it's mainly because she wants younger kids but she can't have them. so i get stuck with her treating me like one. and unfortunatley i spend a lot of time home, with her. she has to know every detail of my life. she doesn't have her own life anymore, it's so annoying. and she basically makes me live my life how she wants/wanted to live hers. she doesn't talk to anybody with daughters/sons my age, so she doesn't know how things should be. i'm so sick of this. what can i do?

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Is there any point in me trying to get tan?


Posted Thursday February 5 2009, 11:42 pm

I'm naturally very fair skinned and don't really tan. If I'm out in the sun long, enough my shoulders and back will burn (like a lot of people). So I figure it's probably pretty pointless for me to try using a tanning bed, because I know they say "if you don't tan in the sun, you won't tan in here." But I've never really tried to get tan. Like, it doesn't happen easily, so I've never really tried that hard, or laid out for very long. So maybe if i was in the beds where it is so concentrated and stuff, I'd actually be able to get a little color? Is it easier in the concentrated beds than it is normally? I'm from Michigan, so that's part of why I don't get to try than much.

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A flirt


Posted Thursday February 5 2009, 7:56 pm

14/f

Ok so I've been called a flirt by one of my friends. haha I'm not mad or anything, I'm just wondering if I am. The rest of my friends don't think I am. Ok yeah like most girls I love attention from guys and they give it to me. But they are like friends to me and I just enjoy talking to them. I do laugh at alot of the stuff they say but its usually something really stupid. Like I'll go up to my guy friends at sit with them and talk to them or the other way around. I don't sit around and touch them or whatever. I don't say flirty things, at least I don't think I do. Is talking to guys alot flirting? Maybe because I always laughed? Sorry this was kind of a dumb question but yeah. Thanks!

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go ask alice (the book)


Posted Thursday February 5 2009, 2:30 pm

on the front it said that it was a REAL diary. and that its a real story, and it really belonged to a young girl on drugs in the 70s.

but as i was reading it, i noticed that its written more like a book, and doesnt necessarily look like it was written by a 15 year old girl on drugs.

does anyone know whether or not its a real diary? because this story tears me apart and i really would like to know if its real. thanks!


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font download.


Posted Wednesday February 4 2009, 10:43 pm

i need to download a font with really tight letter spacing (like where the letters are close together) for free but i cant find any. anybody know where some are at ?

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samsung omnia for verizon


Posted Wednesday February 4 2009, 8:30 pm

i know with verizon blackberrys, you have to pay an extra 30 dollars a month for email becuase its a smart phone and whatnot. the omnia has alot of the same capabilities as the blackberry, but im not sure if it has email. would i have to pay the extra 30 dollars a month for email if i get the omnia? thanks!

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how to make your teeth whiter


Posted Wednesday February 4 2009, 7:29 pm

hey i was wondering besides all the fancy things u can buy to make ur teeth whiter..how else around the house can you? i know something with peroxide?

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age diff ?


Posted Wednesday February 4 2009, 7:27 pm

i turned eighteen three months ago. the guy is about sixteen and a half. i didnt realize he was this young when i first started talking to him. is that too much of a difference?

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