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Party Planning


Posted Wednesday June 15 2005, 9:20 pm

I need some ideas for a birthday party fast! I rate high! but it can't be skating, movies, or bowling! PLEASE HELP!!!

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books?starwars?order?


Posted Thursday June 9 2005, 3:53 pm

umm...yea...dont think ima nerd or w/e but i hav NO clue which books you read first in the star wars series....i just saw episode 3 which is the first time i've ever seen star wars...and i RLY wanna read the books but i dont exactly know which ones to read first.I wanna read the ones with anakin skywalker first so that would be the episode 1 throught 3 books i suppose but i went on the internet to this site and it showed the order by like "45 year after star wars" and "15 years before starwars" and wen i saw the episosde 1 books and all that it showed books that were befoe it and in the middle....so i dont kno if there are books before anakin was even discovered er sumthin that dont even include luke or wut... so plz cou...

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advicenators.


Posted Tuesday June 7 2005, 10:08 pm

I noticed how people bribe in their questions, as in "I'll rate a 5 if you answer". Isn't advicenators supposed to be about HELPING? What happened to the world?

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revenge


Posted Wednesday June 1 2005, 12:56 pm

i want to mess with this one guys house with my friends because he hit on my friends girlfriend and i was wondering what we cloud do to teach him a leason. so be creative i want everything you know. thank you very much.

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friend mad at friend


Posted Wednesday June 1 2005, 3:53 am

if i wanted to mess with someones house what can i do with my friends besides wraping it? be creative. thank you i rate high for good answers.

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BBQ


Posted Sunday May 29 2005, 10:09 am

you know how we all sometimes have quotes as our away message on AIM? well does anyone know any for BBQ's? instead of saying "oh outside having a BBQ" anyone know any BBQ quotes? thxxx

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babysitting


Posted Thursday May 19 2005, 7:26 pm

If i were to babysit, where could i like help? I only have my 2 little cuzins, and i dont want to ask for money right up-front. And i dont have anyone around my neighborhood to do this. where should i go? what should i do?

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abortion rights?


Posted Monday April 25 2005, 9:13 pm

There's been alot going on about abortion lately and here's my take!
we have eighty year old male politicians and the abstinent catho-lics (nuns and priests)telling young fecund women whose bodies are basically setting them up to get pregnant, that contraception is not right in the eyes of god, and THEN after that, neither is abortion.
So this is what I get out of all of this-
Either we're supposed to deny our instinctual, primate desires and wait until marriage because they said so, or suffer pregnancy out of marriage and be locked in to raise their future goddamn tax payers- and not to mention- army ants.
NO, their god would FORBID that any human being ould have the control over their own body, nor w...

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Party TIME!!!


Posted Monday April 25 2005, 8:15 pm

Okay...I am having a birthday party in a couple of weeks and I need some activites to do while I am there. I am inviting about 15 girls...no boys and would like things to do to entertain the guests. Thank-you very much!!! 15/f

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Help spare my Boredom!!


Posted Monday April 25 2005, 6:41 pm

Hello all~
Thank you for taking the time to read and answer this. I wanted to know if there are any cool websites that can give me cool poems, away messages, random facts, or anything worthwhile. I am on the computer a lot and would like to find sites that are new to explore. Thank You Very MucH!!! 15/f

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Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 10:04 pm

i really want to go vegetarian because i absolutly hate what is done to animals!..the only thing tho is that im a picky eater and dont like vegetables and tofu..i dont eat fish already i just eat chicken and cheeseburgers..does anybody know whta i can do??..also if anybody knows how i can help with PeTa..thanks!

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That's ok, I'll make lamb!


Posted Sunday April 17 2005, 12:36 pm

Well, I have in issue with becoming a vegetarian. I really want to, but my family is Greek and they just don't understand why I won't eat perfectly good meat, and if I don't eat it they think I have an eating disorder. I really want to give it up because I love animals and it's a lot healthier, but I'm shy when it comes to telling my parents these things and I don't know if they'd understand. They'd probably make fun of me. What should I do?

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Save the Goldfish!


Posted Saturday April 16 2005, 10:34 am

We're doing a lab in school next week which involves the murdering of goldfish so that we can look at its circulatory system. Who cares? It's just a goldfish, right? Wrong. Goldfish are animals too. People, like myself, have had golfish as pets. Mine lived up to be 7 years old, which is a very long time for a goldfish, but it created a bond between us. My teacher even made a joke about it, that her turtle likes this lab the best because he gets to eat all the dead goldfish. Which I guess is good in retrospect because they aren't just throwing them away once they've dug out all of their organs. It's the principle of the thing though, I know the boys in my class with be nothing but immature about this and torture the goldfish before killing t...

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jump rope


Posted Monday April 11 2005, 6:53 pm

hey all this may sound stupid but does anybody know of an easy way to learn how to jump rope by yourself. i will rate high for reasonable answers.
just by myself.

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writing a story...


Posted Tuesday April 5 2005, 7:42 pm

ok, so im writing a story and i think its pretty good so far!!! i was wondering that if i threw in something where someone got raped it would ruin the story...(i wouldn't describe it i would just mention it)

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contest


Posted Friday April 1 2005, 9:21 pm

There is a show on TV, called America's Most Talented Kids~ and you are allowed to enter..and I want to enter...I'm a dancer, and I'm old enough. But it's in California, and if I ended up winning the audition, I (or my parents) wouldn't have enough money for me to go...And I really really want this..What should I do?!
signed,
Help!

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my space


Posted Tuesday March 29 2005, 6:59 pm

how do you get more friends on your my space, and how do you get a dif curser??

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HoW dO tHeSe KiDs Do It?!?


Posted Tuesday March 29 2005, 6:57 pm

alright, i know im usually the one givin advice on my advice column, but i feel like i can do more to help the world than just that! like in teen people magizine, how they're all these kids who are doing so much--like giving toys to poor children and started organizations and food drives! and helping with cancer and stuff! believe me i know this will take work, but i really want to start something with sending bibles or supplies over to africa or anywhere poor around the world. there are so many people who dont even know who jesus is! i just want to lend them a helping hand, maybe even get some way to put a table of contents in there to show them where certain stories are! PLEASE HELP!! ;-) i give good ratings & feedbak! -mandi-

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Posted Monday March 21 2005, 8:53 pm

Do you know why you put this in your profile and you answer each question like your annoyed and dont care about it?

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I need the recipe for pottery clay!!!


Posted Sunday March 20 2005, 1:17 pm

Hey I need urgent help and I will rate fives to anyone who helps me!!!

Well my mom's b-day is coming up and I am making her a clay precious moments figurine,but the problem is I do not have the money this second to buy some clay so does anyone have a good recipe for making pottery clay?

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