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Supervillain


Posted Sunday March 29 2009, 2:14 pm

does anyone know the name or anything about this villain comic book character that will help me find the name? i need it for school.

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Rejected again


Posted Sunday March 29 2009, 3:01 am

I'm a writer. Note, I'm not an author. Authors have to get published.

I'm male, 26, wrote a nice piece of fantasy, book one of two. And no agent is touching it.

I've already refined it to the point where it's only subjective if you don't like it. I've been to conferences, queried several agents.

And I just don't know how much longer I can keep doing this.

I know that all the no's are supposed to lead to a yes, but every time I'm rejected, I hate myself more and more, and feel like I'm wasting my life.

I don't want to self-publish, I want to prove that my talent is good enough. I want to find the right agent, I want to be a big smash. I want to feel like I haven't was...

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adobe flash player


Posted Sunday March 29 2009, 12:23 am

when ever i go onto youtube it say's that i need to download the latest version of the adobe flash player. and when i click to download it..it say's that i need to click on the yellow bar at the top of the screen..and that dosent show up. so it say's that i need to click " yes" if the yellow bar dosent show up..and there isnt a " yes" or " download" button on the screen..

what am i doing wrong?

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Arts and Crafts Paper Making


Posted Friday March 27 2009, 11:06 pm

1. I am making paper. I find that when the paper is 1/2 dry it is flatm but when it fully drys it starts to curl, which is charming and i like, but I would like to be able to flatten at my leisure. How do I do this?

2. if I want to put holes in the book board, what kind of tool do I need to be able to do this, so that I can bind the paper to the book with wire.

3. can you cover your book board with any kind of material? cloth, silk, paper or anything like that?

4. If i want to glue the paper together to make a book block, how do i do this? I would like to be able to make a homemade book block out of homemade paper and then stick it inside of a homemade book board book binding hahaha tongue twi...

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Talent Show


Posted Friday March 27 2009, 7:47 pm

Okay so the school Talent Show is coming up and me and my friend need a fun, fast song to make a dance to. Or if you know of any popular movies with like a 3 minute dance scene in it, we copy stuff good. Not Napoleon Dyamite, we already did that. But anyways, it has to be funny. Thanks !

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I could write the best horror movies.


Posted Friday March 27 2009, 5:43 pm

My family has been telling me things about ghosts lately that relate to my house. No, they're not joking with me. And it's little things, not like they're TRYING to scare me (like my sister said she saw our door open and close on it's own once, while on level foundation). I believe in that sort of stuff. The problem is, ever since I was a kid, I've been VERY paranoid of that.

I'm a really creative person, and I can turn almost any situation into a very scary one, especially if I'm alone. It's usually really gruesome stuff, too. (Too many ghost shows as a kid, maybe? :P). For example, I'll just be sitting downstairs and imagine seeing a person walking down the steps (I'm not actually seeing things, just freaking myself out). ...

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bare minerals skin rever upper


Posted Friday March 27 2009, 3:50 pm

so i just purchased bare minerals, and it comes with the "skin rever upper" that you put on before you put on your makeup. i was just curious, do you still use mostriuzer? or does this act as your mostriuzer? do you use it before or after your mostriuzer or alone under makeup?

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i need to get back in into hot mail


Posted Friday March 27 2009, 1:25 pm

my name is oldlugan
i am having a problem to get back into hot mail


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ILife09 vs imovie 06


Posted Friday March 27 2009, 8:34 am

I was thinking of upgrading to iLife 09 for the better iMovie program because 08 is missing a ton, but apparently you can buy imovie 06 also...which is better??

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Wedding rings


Posted Thursday March 26 2009, 11:52 pm



What hand does the engagement ring go on?

What hand does the wedding band go on?

Thanks

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Movie..


Posted Thursday March 26 2009, 11:51 pm


I need to know if anyone knows what movie this is, I will descibe it.

Two friends decide to go on a vacation, One friend wanted to go to Hawaii but they decide to go to Thailand or something. When they are in the airport going through the metal scanner one of the girls gets caught with marijuana because one of the people at the airport put it in her bag and they end up in a prison cell. One of the girls later in the movie ends up getting out of prison while the other one was stuck in prison.

If anyone knows what movie this is, It would be greatly apprechiated!!!!
Thanks so much

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Twilight Song


Posted Thursday March 26 2009, 10:32 pm

What's the name of the song they played in Twilight like right after Edward was sucking the venom out of Bella's arm?

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Gossip Girl Newbie!


Posted Thursday March 26 2009, 9:33 pm

Hey, I just started with The Gossip Girl Series
(Yeah Late)...So, i read the first book... Do you think I should read 'You know you love me' (the 2nd book) next or can I just pick randomly from the series...
If you think I should pick randomly then which one should I go for?
Oh, another thing, I will be starting college soon, so should I stick to Gossip Girl or should I just go for The It-Girl...
I sound like a moron...lol...But I get confused when it comes to books...haha
Any help will be appreciated !
*Peace*

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Compost Pile


Posted Thursday March 26 2009, 8:05 pm

I would like to start a compost pile for this summer. I live in Driggs Idaho, so right now it is cold and snowy. Can I start it now. What kind of area in the yard should i put it in. Step by step please. I rent a house so it has to be something that i can get rid of easily when I am ready to move. What all should I put in it and how do i use it for fertalizer? I heard i can add wood chips to make it not smell is this true? Give me the full 411 please! Thank you!

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Similar quote?


Posted Thursday March 26 2009, 7:40 pm

Wasn't quite sure what subject this would go under, so sorry if I put it in the wrong one.
Anyways, I was wandering if anyone could give me a famous quote about things being similar or comparing?
I couldn't find anything on google.
thanks.

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The Zeno Pro?


Posted Thursday March 26 2009, 2:56 pm

So, about this Zeno Pro,anyone have any input on it? You see, i'm sick of my little blemishes i get every so often,as any human being is. But now that i have enough money to buy this,i just want to know,did it work for you? How exactly does it work,and could it damage your skin? thanks :D

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Posted Thursday March 26 2009, 2:39 pm

what are the age distinctions between: (if there are any)

infant
baby
toddler
tween
pre-teen
teenager
adolescent
young adult
adult
elderly

(anything else would be helpful too)

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Youtube.


Posted Thursday March 26 2009, 4:58 am

I have a goooood canon camera, but everytime I upload videos that I made with it to youtube, the quality looks terrible. Even videos that I use macro on. Why does youtube do this to videos and how can I fix it?

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formal ;


Posted Thursday March 26 2009, 12:12 am

so my schools havinq a formal in about 2 months. i dont know what to wear or who to take.
i miqht just ask my bestfriend. [hes a quy)
butt i really want a quy i like there.
im not really 'fallinq' fer anyone riqht now.
butt if i happen to , lol , how should i ask them ?
&& where could i qet a not so expensive butt pretty dress ?
im not even much of a dress person , butt ill deal. haha.
i dont want a lonq prom dress ; i juss wanna short dance dress. :) any suqestions ?
&& should i have a friend qo help me find a dress fer her opinion ?

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belly button piercings


Posted Wednesday March 25 2009, 8:52 pm

do they screw up your belly button? like when you take out a belly button piercing and the hole heals back up is it all deformed? how long does it take for the hole to close back up?

also, if you go through a metal detector at the airport will that set it off?

are they painful to get?

how do you put them on and take them off?

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