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Posted Tuesday June 16 2009, 10:05 pm

is AIDs and are UTIs considered STDs?

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CUBA RESORT->Hotel Villa Vs Palma Real?


Posted Tuesday June 16 2009, 9:46 pm

Which resort is better and why...Hotel Villa Cuba or palma Real. Both in Varadero Cuba???

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turn on


Posted Tuesday June 16 2009, 6:10 pm

hey i was wondering when i go to masturbaute or just randomly, girls panties turn me on. Like if i want to masturbaute i like to look at girls with bikini panties/bathing suits on especially with little wedgies. is this weird at all..like i really dont like looking at nude girls to masturbaute compared to bikinis.
thanks =]

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History..


Posted Tuesday June 16 2009, 4:44 pm

Why did Martin Luther criticize the Roman Catholic Church?

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FOR GUYS.


Posted Tuesday June 16 2009, 3:15 pm

okay..so all summer i've been tanning..and i usually just like..take the strings off of my top peice..and just lay out..but it get's really old having to make sure that they're not giving me a weird tan line..so i was thinking that i could just wear my swimsuit..not take anything off.

so i was just wondering..are tan lines unnatractive??

or do guys like them? or do they just not really care?

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picture on websites??


Posted Tuesday June 16 2009, 1:40 am

is there a website where you can make an account and all it's really for is to put your pictures on it?? and other people can look at them and comment??

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trip to manhattan


Posted Tuesday June 16 2009, 12:39 am

so me and my boyfriend are planning to go to the city in about a week
weve been there before but we just want to make sure we get to everywhere we want to and what not
the problem is though were not really sure where everything is

we definitely want to go to places like
soho (the apple store, urban outfitters)
st marks place (trash)
central park
canal street

and we probably want to get like a sushi dinner or something

ive been trying to find good maps with everything but its not going too well
because we also need to coordinate it with the subway?
so if anyone can give me addresses, or maps, or more places to go, help with figuring it out wi...

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my hair.


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 11:11 pm

okay..so i have medium length hair..and side swept bangs.

but the problem i have with my bangs..is that they seperate..like..there is a whole chunk that seperates from the rest..and my bang's dont really stand out what i want them too.

but could they maybe be just because they're growing out??

how could i fix it?
i have silky hair..

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Uneven Tan.


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 11:00 pm

I lay outside when it's sunny and get a tan. I tan very easily. But my problem is, is that my tan is kind of uneven..i'm darker on my front and back than i am on my sides.

So..how can i make my tan more even?

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Clubs in Orange County, CA


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 10:29 pm

Hi, I just turned 18 and live in Orange County, CA I was wondering of any nightclubs or dance events that happen on different weekdays/nights and weekends or on a holiday (July 4 for example). I don't have any plans for 4th of July and would like to go to an event where there is dancing, etc. The only club I know of is V20, does anyone else know of anything.
PS- I'm not fond of raves.

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What items sell extremely well at garage sales?


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 10:26 pm

I am planning on having a garage sale with one of my friends this upcoming weekend, I guess you could say we are a little late on the 'spring cleaning' concept. Anyway, I was just wondering if you have had garage sales and which items were your biggest hits? I have a ton of great quality clothes, a lot of modern decoratives (for bathroom & kitchen), guitar hero 3 w/ controller, an xbox, a couple of comforter sets, endless amounts of throw pillows, a couple of football jerseys that have never been worn (tags still on), decorative candles, just miscellaneous items, and the list goes on.

A lot of my friends and family who have done this in the past said that furniture sells the best and I have a few pieces that I know are gr...

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Secret Life of the American Teenager


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 10:19 pm

I am so confused on what season of Secret Life of the American Teenager is coming out on June 22! Some people say it's Season 3, but others say it's Season 2! ABCFamily has videos of season 1 only though so it confuses me even more. So, what season of Secret Life of the American Teenager is coming out?

Plus it says that Season 2 DVD is coming out tomorrow, but would Season 2 DVD set actually come out before it's aired on tv??

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Asian Ball-Jointed dolls (Abjd)


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 9:40 pm

Okay :) basically, ever heard of Bjd's? They are these seriously amazing dolls...I didn't know anything about them a week ago, but I saw a few on Deviant art and I was like "I have GOT to get me one of those!" Unfortunatly...they run anywhere from 200-1000+ dollars. I know... MEGA expensive and WAY out of my budget (I'm vacationing all summer so it's a pretty inconvieniant time to get a job) but these dolls are beautiful and if I could just own one, I would be so freakin' happy :) So I've already decided I'll save up for it -_- it might take forever, but it'll be worth it. I don't want to make my mom spend any money on MY hobbies (that's not really fair...) so I'm going to pay for it. However, I don't know if my mom will LET me bu...

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Lelouch Cosplay! I can't find...


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 7:01 pm

15/F

I'm searching for a Lelouch cosplay outfit from Code Geass. HOWEVER, I am not searching for his school uniform. I'm searching for the uniform he wears when he is playing as Zero. I can't seem to find it for a reasonable price. By reasonable, I mean something UNDER 140$. Could it be possible that I find something as such? If not, is there somewhere to find his school uniform at a cheap price as well? I really need this because I am planning on going to a convention this fall! Any information on cosplay would help greatly, thank you!

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How to moisturize dry skin on the face


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 5:10 pm

My face is SO dry. I look like a snake shedding it's skin and it's really scary looking. I moved to a really windy place recently and my face went nuts. It's so dry that when I open my mouth it feels like it's cracking open. It hurts so bad and I've had to check a few times if it was actually bleeding! The flakes of dry skin coming off are HUGE! It's embarrassing!

I've tried putting aloe vera gel on it but it seems like it dries it out even more. I bought a vitamin E stick from WalMart and rubbed it on my face but it doesn't moisturize enough and made my face hurt even more. Now I'm putting hand lotion (from Avon) on my face--slathering it on thickly. I'm afraid that the lotion is going to make me break out though si...

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The Hottest Male Actors


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 3:13 pm

My friend and I are having a debate on who are the hottest male celebrities in Hollywood right now. I say Johnny Depp but she says he's so out right now. Your opinion?

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Finding your accurate bra size


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 3:07 pm

I know this is way stupid but how do you tell your bra size right? I know you have to measure under your bust but I don't know what happens after that :\ My mom says I'm a 34A but she's never measured me or anything. I've always worn the 34A since I figured my mom knew what she was doing but then I watched something on TV that was saying that women really need to have an accurate bra size and that what we think might be our bra size might not be after all.

Anyway...does anyone know how to calculate your bra size properly?

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Edward and Bella in New Moon


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 3:00 pm

Is Edward going to leave Bella forever in Twilight New Moon? :\

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online diary


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 2:56 am

are there any websites where it's an online diary?
and only you can see what you write?

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Unleaded plus cheaper than regular in North Dakota & South Dakota...why?


Posted Monday June 15 2009, 2:50 am

I'm traveling cross country right now and I've noticed that in North Dakota and South Dakota, the unleaded plus gasoline is the cheapest and unleaded regular is more expensive.
Why is this?
This seems so strange and counterintuitive to me.
In every other state I've ever been to, unleaded regular is the cheapest and unleaded plus is more expensive.
What the heck is going on in the Dakotas to make them do it backwards? It's confusing!

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