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my volleyball coach


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 12:57 pm

I play volleyball for my school, and I like it, but I wouldn't say it's my LIFE. I mean, I know it won't be my career or anything, I'm mainly just doing it as a hobby and because it's a good way to make friends. Well, my coach is kind of...religious. Not "kind of" actually, like REALLY religious. I don't normally cuss or anything but she won't let us use any swear words or substitutes for swear words (dang, darn, shoot, etc.) She also is completely against us having boyfriends. On of my friends who was on the team gave her boyfriend a little kiss and my coach saw, and my friend got kicked off. She doesn't allow piercings or tattoos. We can't wear certain things to school even if they aren't against the dress code of our school. Ba...

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advice


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 1:45 am

i need advice....

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tattoos


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 12:32 am

okay..so..there are some tattoo's that i want to get.

i'm getting them places where nobody can see them of course.

the first one i want..is my astrological sign( aries) and then my birthdate under it.

the second one i want is a barcode with my parents birthdates under it..like i'm an item of my parents.

and then i definitly want something religious.

but i dont really know what. i kinda want something that nobody else would get. like a bible verse or something.

any suggestions?? and is there a tattoo that i mentioned that i shouldnt get??

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Best Online Games?


Posted Wednesday June 24 2009, 10:09 pm

I've been bored lately. What are really fun games to play on the internet?

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Prank War :)


Posted Wednesday June 24 2009, 4:07 pm

Hey guys, thanks for reading. I am starting a prank war with my friend. Recently he got all of my friends, and my mom's help and they strung yarn ALL over my room, and attatched bells and cute little notes all over it. I was really surprised, and I thought it was really fun!

NOW! I need to know how to get him back! I don't want it to be messy or gross, just BIG. What should I do?

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How would you spell...


Posted Wednesday June 24 2009, 12:25 pm

Hi! I was wondering if anyone would know how to spell the last name "nick-o-lie" (haha thats obviously the phenetic way)

Thanks so much!

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death smell


Posted Wednesday June 24 2009, 10:12 am

Okay heres the thing I know that this is gonna sound wierd but I keep smelling the smell of death it can be off my clothes or if I am walking in the street or my house at random points and I am the only one that can smell it, Does anyone know what can be causing this??
All help is appreciated on this as I feel that I am going insane!!
lxxxx

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YouTube


Posted Wednesday June 24 2009, 3:03 am

Alright So I have had a YOutube account for a very long time now, but it's driving me crazy when I see really hateful comments and I put the thumbs down and I refresh the page, it doesn't show any sort of difference, it just won't let me click either the thumbs up or down anymore on that particular comment. And if I do leave a comment, it doesn't show up. Anyone know what's wrong?

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Sprint Samsung Exclaim


Posted Wednesday June 24 2009, 2:59 am

I just got the Samsung exclaim, and I could have sworn the sprint guy told me I could sync my music from Itunes onto my phone, I read the manual and it didn't mention much about it, it all sounded confusing to me. So does anyone know if it's possible and if it is how do you do it? Thanks

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palm centro phone anyone?


Posted Wednesday June 24 2009, 12:04 am

i just wanted to know how to set a ringtone for a specific person...i lost my manual =/

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bleaching hair Q i need a A


Posted Tuesday June 23 2009, 10:16 pm

ive heard you can bleach you hair with clorox bleach but you should rinse it with vinagar,so i just want to know the exact steps or if there are any other ingediants help if you know please^^
thx,
brooke
a.k.a the bunny grl


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Laptop


Posted Tuesday June 23 2009, 10:00 pm

I'm getting a laptop for my fifteenth birthday in August
I want one that has a built-in web cam
And one thats windows vista or HP. Or both

But can anyone give me links to a windows vista or HP laptop with built-in laptop?

If you have no links. Then stat the name is price please.

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ebay


Posted Tuesday June 23 2009, 9:09 pm

i am thinking of selling stuff on ebay how do i start i already have an account but i never sell.
-i heard that shipping with fed-ex is good
but do i just go to the store and tell them to send it and they package and ship it for me or do i have to ship it

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myspace comments


Posted Tuesday June 23 2009, 8:58 pm

on my myspace..how do i make it where the comment automatically goes on my page?? instead of me having to approve it??

i've tried looking in my account settings and stuff but i cant figure it out.

thanks!

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Learn Japanese


Posted Tuesday June 23 2009, 6:47 pm

Okay, so basically I want to learn Japanese. I already have alot of basic knowledge. I can ask where the bathroom is, I can introduce myself, I can ask if someone's okay, tell them how I'm feeling, ask someone's name, identify some some colors, some animals, some buildings, some foods, some body parts etc.

But I'm sure I don't know all the basics, so I'm looking for some stuff good for beginners.

I've heard of Rocket Japanese, which looks pretty good, but I don't have the money for that.. Soo that's out the window.

So, I was wondering if anyone could give me some good kanji dictionaries and other books I'll need?

I'm trying to keep this in the 100-150 dollar range...

All help appreciated!


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14 and flatchested (please help)


Posted Tuesday June 23 2009, 4:06 pm

i'm 14, turning 15 july 21st. i'm 100 lbs and i think im around 5'0 but i could be a little taller. i'm completely flat-chested and really upset about it. when i say flat-chested, i don't mean 32A bra. i mean there's nothing there at all, it's like i'm a 10 year old. i know i may be a little on the small side, but i'm almost 15. no one my age that i have ever met is flat-chested like me.
people say i could be a late bloomer, but i have hair in the places i should, so i know i've started. i don't have my period yet, though, and my doctor told me if i don't by the time i'm 15 they start to worry.
what should i do?



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Photography


Posted Tuesday June 23 2009, 2:27 pm

I am starting to get really into photography and i want to learn how to blur the background of a subject. I know that you need a wide aperture, but even at 2.8/f in AV mode the back isnt really blurred much. I have a canon powershot G10. The background does blur in the macro setting. Do I need a telephoto lens or tripod? what else can i do to blur the background?

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What does Ghetto mean?


Posted Tuesday June 23 2009, 12:57 pm

My friend said something about a guy looking really, "Ghetto." I just pretended I knew what she was talking about because I don't want to look really stupid. I'm curious though. I want to be able to use this slang (I assume it is slang...right?) with her. Does anybody know?

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Ideas for a Youtube video


Posted Tuesday June 23 2009, 12:55 pm

I want to make a new YouTube video but I don't know what to do it about. Lots of people on YouTube just sit and talk about things so I thought maybe I should think of a good topic to talk about, right? I'm having problems coming up with something GOOD though! I mean, I don't want to talk about it for .2 seconds. haha

Does anyone have any good topics to talk about on YouTube? :)

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heyyyyy!!! preggers q


Posted Tuesday June 23 2009, 1:50 am

im 13.... ummmm so like what are the odds of me getting pregnant from like not a guy. because i've been in bible school my whole life and apparently god can make you preggers? like how likely is this and what kind of birth control can i use against god? and is this blassphemyy if i use protection because like you know... it's god. you know? okay thanks!

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