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HeLp :o)


Posted Friday April 8 2005, 5:26 pm

Okay does any one know how to get stains out of a white purse! I already tried soap and water and it does get some out but not all of them. The stains are like pencil/pen/dirt on the bottom from the ground and stuff! My purse is a white corderroy! Please help me Ill give 5's :o)

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Korean music fast!


Posted Friday April 8 2005, 12:08 pm

Hey guys! I'm korean and I like listening to korean artists and bands (Ex. BoA, Se7en, TRAX, Jinusean). Anyway, I tried finding korean radio stations and things but they never seem to work. I have Windows Media Player if that helps. Can someone please help me to play korean music on my computer? Thank you so much! Love, Kimmy.

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PROM DRESS PROB!


Posted Friday April 8 2005, 12:56 am

For prom saw this awsome dress for my friend that was with me and she bought it the dress was a macys it was a off the sholder black top and a pink ribbion and then a skirt the is black and white pokidottied! I showed my frinds courtney the picture of it and i told her that our friend lexi got it with me she is really lyk emo and it itsh her really well but courtney went out and got it and i dont want this to be it is our 8th grade prom its like the first time we ever get a prom like thing and i dont want the omg she is wearing my dress thing to happen

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???


Posted Thursday April 7 2005, 8:30 pm

how can i delete my account??

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how can i become famous?


Posted Thursday April 7 2005, 7:59 pm

i really want to be famous, like the most famousest person ever. what can i do???


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I have hairy nipples


Posted Thursday April 7 2005, 6:59 pm

Is this uncommon there only small black hairs not like majorly long dark black ones.. what if like when im ready for sex my boyfriend at the time feels them or something..

Also i have like a hairy belly and back its not big hairs just small small black ones..

sorry for the sick convo..

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the OC


Posted Thursday April 7 2005, 6:06 pm

Hey I am like a really big fan of the OC, and i have to do a project on it for school and I need to know the name of Marissa's little sister (if u watched the first season) thank u soo much!

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Weird??


Posted Thursday April 7 2005, 5:54 pm

Hey all! I have this really weird fetish. For some reaaon I really love to tickle people and I love to be tickled. Do this make me a freak or gay or anything? Im afraid to tell my friends because I dont want them to think im weird. Should I tell them? Thanks!

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Posted Thursday April 7 2005, 4:47 pm

Is there any home remedies to get clear skin and get rid of pimples? I have a few and I want to get rid of them before tomorrow night at 7:00 (the school dance) So I have about 27 hours ..I heard toothpaste helps? What exactly does it do and how long do you keep it on and atuff? =) Any ideas?

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Posted Thursday April 7 2005, 4:40 pm

My mom tells me I'm fat. A lot. She's constantly telling me I need to lose weight, and though she tries to do it in a gentle way it still hurts. And it's not that she's telling me I'm fat and I'm not. I really am fat, but I have a tendency to be stubborn, so when she nags me to do things I never want to do them. And half of me wants to be skinny, and half of me doesn't, so I end up getting lost in the middle, getting stressed, eating more, and having my mom tell me I've gained weight. Thanks mom. But I don't know what to do. She thinks it's for my own good that she's telling me this, even though I've told her countless times that I KNOW it's not something I need to be reminded about. And she has her own weight issues that she should worry a...

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18th birthday


Posted Thursday April 7 2005, 10:15 am

My younger sister is 18 next week so its quite a big deal (as we're english!) but i have no idea what to get her. As anyone got any ideas at all? im really stuck! I rate high guys!

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LOST FAN!!


Posted Wednesday April 6 2005, 9:05 pm

Ok i LOVE the show lost. Tonite(April 6) and Boone just died!!!My favorite person.Soo sadddd. Im freaking out. Ive seen them all but there off and on in order. Is there aNY other fan out there who can tell me if this episode is new or old. Im almost positive its old but just need to know for sure.

Tonite was the best episode!!!!



Sorry it long'


Thankkkksssss

-I love lost!!!





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Story!


Posted Wednesday April 6 2005, 8:31 pm

I stareted writing a story today at school, its about 6 pages long. So far it is about a girl, Melody, and she has the best boyfriend ever, Justin, and some friends, Ashley, Kirsten, and Kirstens boyfriend to be, Mike, and i'll add some other people too.

well melody and kirsten are best friends, and they have a double date, and are going shopping.

thats what i have so far!!

I need some cute names and if you have any good ideas, or just soemthing cool to put in the story!!

Thanks In Advance-

-*KeLs*-

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This is kinda weird, but i wanna know if it would be a weird


Posted Wednesday April 6 2005, 7:24 pm

Hey! well, i have a really weird question, but i`ve never made out before, and i dont want my first time to be with a guy |[TRUST ME IM NOT A LES!! LOL]| so i wanna do it with my best friend. she has made out plenty of times and she could help me. i wanted to know if that would be a weird thing to do?

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talnet show part 2


Posted Wednesday April 6 2005, 7:20 pm

I recently asked a question about my upcoming talent show auditions. I decided to do my act solo and I have a few questions. First off I signed up saying I will play the piano but now I am planning on searching on iTunes for a song and downloading it to my iPod, then burning a CD. So does anyone know a website I can copy down piano sheet music from (prefferably a site with cords)? Also does anyone know any songs that are fairly easy to learn to sing and are for a alto soprano (leaning on the alto side) with a short range? Thank you in advance.

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Posted Wednesday April 6 2005, 6:43 pm

How bad is it to cheat on a test?

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Posted Wednesday April 6 2005, 5:35 pm

Hey* I am really thin im 5"5 and i weigh 95 pounds and im 14! But i have nO chest (breasts)! What can i do i try everything i never stuffed my self though so dont say that...lol! I feel so left out especially with my friends because they all have breasts and i dont! I mean i cant even wear a decent bathing suit in the summer or clothes that you need to have breasts to wear them! Help me PlEaSe Ty~ =)

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idk


Posted Wednesday April 6 2005, 5:28 pm

not sure if this a random weirdo but..... I really want to do my profile again but do any of you know any sites there are that have all kinds of things to put in your profiles. I will RATE a 5 for all ofo your answers that help me!! please and thnx


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Pictures


Posted Wednesday April 6 2005, 4:52 pm

I'm putting together a scrap book kind of a thing to give to my boyfriend for our 1 year anniversary (it's coming up in May). What I did was I put together a few pictures of us to sort of tell a story about us but all of the pictures are saved on my computer and when I go to print things, it takes up SO much ink. My printers ink cartridges cost 30 dollars. I want to have these pictures be a very good quality but I need them printed out! Is there anywhere I could take them so they could print them out for me?

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Freaking A!!


Posted Wednesday April 6 2005, 11:45 am

alright, so there is this guy that my bf is not-quite-but-sorta friends with. nick, the dude, is trying really hard to get in our realtionship. he's always asking questions and saying things that he has no right to say. he asked my bf if we had sex in his truck. i honestly don't think its nick's business what my bf and i do or do not do. what can i do to get this guy to get the hint that no one likes him and he is not wanted anywhere near me. thanks in advance.

signed-
pissed off

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