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Posted Friday June 3 2005, 4:14 am

I am realy bored.Please can someonne think of something for me to do.Thank you

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blushing


Posted Thursday June 2 2005, 9:42 pm

I have a blushing problem. Whenever I think about blushing or see my crush, I start blushing. My friends are like "your face is always red!" It's become like a habit now. How can I stop blushing like this?

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the notebook


Posted Thursday June 2 2005, 9:41 pm

All of my girl-friends were like "omg the notebook is soo sad! I cryed so hard!" and my cousins told me so too..they said it made them cry soo hard..but then I watched it for the first time..and it wasn't sad or anything..they died together..I didn't cry or feel any sorrow..is something wrong with me???

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Comparing


Posted Thursday June 2 2005, 9:30 pm

okay well if u read this question you might think i'm lesbian. BUT I'M NOT I SWEAR! i'm straight as a straight line! it's just well i compare myself to other girls if they have something and i don't. like boobs or a butt or really skinny! and i really need help to STOP because i DONT want people to think i'm lesbian! CUZ I'M NOT! i think there nasty people! but i need help to stop comparing!

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airplane safety


Posted Thursday June 2 2005, 8:50 pm

13/f
im trying to convince my parents to allow me to fly by myself from wisconsin to washington. the problum is my parents say im 2 young to travle on my owne and i could be kidnapped. i was wondering if some people could give me some info. on the safety so i can try and convince my parents. i want to go next year so i will be 14 but they still wont listen 2 me. i heard from a friend that the airport people like, make shure u get from plane to plane and crap. but my parents refuse to even think about it. my mom is preddy much my only hope, and shes a big worry wart. could someone please help me? i rate well

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Albainians??


Posted Thursday June 2 2005, 7:36 pm

Does anybody speak albainian as a first or second language? Is it a hard language to learn?

If not wat about Latin or French? I already no spanish and i want to get into a thrid languege.

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cheese


Posted Thursday June 2 2005, 6:23 pm

why is cheese?
what is sex?
why won't girls put out?
what is the capital of iceland?
how is your doggie?
who is alec baldwin?
where is music?
why is brother dumbass?
how are you?
long paragraph
attacking the clones are
when is matt damon?
why is stupid?
uh
do you smoke pot?
do you drink beer?
do you smoke tobacey?
do you inhale cocaine?
how many ribs do people have?
why was there a girl with 7 boobies?
do you inject steroids?
what is tom sawyer?
why is star wars good?
why am i writing such a long paragraph?
why is my brother cranky?
which is the best solo?
does ...

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mp3s


Posted Thursday June 2 2005, 4:19 pm

Does anyone know any websites where I can download mp3s for free or really cheap?
Thanks

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dance or graduation?


Posted Thursday June 2 2005, 1:31 pm

Hi, I take dance class and I'm in the marching band. And I have dance tonight and I'm also supposed to play at graduation. Dance is from 5-8 and graduation is from 6-whenever. So I can't do both. But I have to, lol. For dance, my show is June 17, and I just got new pointe shoes, and I need to go to dance as much as possible to break them in, in time for the show. But I have to go to band, too, because we're turning in our uniforms afterwards. And plus, my band director gets really mad if you don't go to these kinds of things, except if it's an emergency or something (ex. having surgery, family death, etc.) So I don't know what to do! I'd rather go to dance if that helps. I was thinking about asking my mom or dad to drop off my uniform after...

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ok there was not a good category =)


Posted Thursday June 2 2005, 10:32 am

so i just wanted to know how many of you guys like Harry Potter! if you don't, tell me and if you do, tell me. I want either a % percent or a no/ya. and if you want any other HP info i can help! =)

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poem


Posted Wednesday June 1 2005, 11:37 pm

can anyone give me advice/critisism on this poem that i have to hand in for school? what do you think of it?


she walks along the beach
with her hair blowing in the soft, cool wind
searching for seashells along the endless path
as she glides her toes in the hot sand
looking out at the ocean, her eyes catch a wave
it crashes against the water with the reasurrance of another
glaring out at the ocean, her life seems so simple
yet the dark ocean is filled with depth and wonders
questions that will never be answered, and a promised
continuance of the peaceful mind that the beach
will always bring her

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Posted Wednesday June 1 2005, 10:56 pm

what is xanga

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breaking out


Posted Wednesday June 1 2005, 8:46 pm

Ok my face looks like a friggin pizza with extra pepperoni on it now..ugh gross..but yeah I never break out..it's just that right now, I'm going through alottaa stress..so does anyone have any home remedies to get rid of these little suckers..(toothpaste, hot water, umm idk..)just anything you would find in your home..I need to get rid of them by tomorrow (if possible!) they're humongo..ahh i will rate you a 5..like bam! -thankssss

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Posted Wednesday June 1 2005, 8:39 pm

hey .. well i got these like red things on my breast ... what are they and is it normal? thanks <3

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poem


Posted Wednesday June 1 2005, 8:10 pm

i need to write a poem for my creative writing class. it can be about anything in the whole world. but, the thing is, is that i can't just write a poem off the top of my head like that. is anyone here really good at poetry that can make one for me real quick? it doesnt have to be long, but at least 10 lines, and it can be about anything at all. i really need help on this, ive been trying to think of something for the past hour. thanks so much!!

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Bikini line...


Posted Wednesday June 1 2005, 5:44 pm

14/f

Summer is coming up and i want to look the best i can in my bikini. i want to shave my bikini line but i have never done it before and i heard if you do it wrong you get ingrown hairs. i don't know what those are but they don't sound good. so i want to know if there are any specific instructions for shaving bikini lines....

thanks in advance =)

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Posted Wednesday June 1 2005, 5:17 pm

I have no idea whose column this is. I saw this in my friend's favorite advice sites. So I'll ask you. There's this girl at my school, Natalie D., real b****. Okay, she always bumps into me and doesn't say sorry and thinks shes so cool cause she went out with 'Chris S.' or whatever his name is. She is being a real bother. What should I do!?

i got this question in my advice column and i really want to no who it is. how do i find out who put this on my site. by the way natalie is me...i just didnt want to but my name on this site. and chris s. is my ex. how do i find out who sent this to me?




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party ideas.


Posted Wednesday June 1 2005, 5:14 pm

Hey me and my friend are having a party and we want some good ideas because we dont want it to be way lame. nothing corny like clowns and baloons. but we are 14 and its a boy/girl party and its going to have alot of people so keep that in mind thanks.

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what to pack?


Posted Wednesday June 1 2005, 12:55 pm

i'm going to new york with orchestra for 4 days. well i haven't pack and we are leaving in the morning. i do not know exactly what to pack so plz help!

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lil sis' birthday!!


Posted Wednesday June 1 2005, 12:53 pm

okay well today is my sisters birthday, she is turning 8, i made her 2 cds with all of her favorie songs on it, adn nowi have to make cases for the cds. what should i put on it, ive already got the songs listed but what sort of picture should i out on it, shes having a beach party, so if that helps out!! but please help, i need ideas... thanks!

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