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does anyone have guilt trip tips?


Posted Thursday June 30 2005, 2:46 pm

my mom wont let me get a small dog that i can take care of. so i've decided to put in a guilt trip trap. so does anyone have any ideas? It's about me getting a small dog and my mom not letting me. Also, how could i prove to her that I'm responsible to take care of this dog? oh its a dog not a puppy.

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I'll rate any decent attempt a 5


Posted Thursday June 30 2005, 2:10 pm

Ok at first glance this may seem like one of those "I wanna lose weight, but im way to lazy to do it, any ideas?" questions, well its not. I do want to lose weight, i run and im trying out for volleyball and i also skateboard. What im wondering is if anyone has any idea of websites besides teentone.com that you can get printouts from to keep track of what you eat and whatnot.

Thanx in advance, remember i rate.

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Posted Thursday June 30 2005, 7:05 am

Hey does anyone know what to do to look taller? what do i wear? should i do my hair in any speacial way e.t.c? Its sort of weird but im ALOOT taller than one of my friends, but still it looks like she's taller, why is that? is it because she's skinnier? ot because she wears tight clothes? or because she wears make-up so she looks older?? ´thanx for any answer =)

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Posted Thursday June 30 2005, 6:58 am

Ive heard you can dye your hair with lemon juice..is this true? does it work? does it look good? how do you do it? i mean do you just squeeze a lemon over your head? Does it work if you have dark hair?? like really dark..
and can you get it out??

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Posted Thursday June 30 2005, 6:44 am

where can you get crest white strips?? Like at what stores? I just moved here so i have no clue..
The only store i have near by is CH MARTIN, and i dont think you can buy them there..
And, ok how do they work, and for how long do i hve to wear them? how long do they last? And when will u start to notice the results? how much does it cost?
Thx =)

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Posted Thursday June 30 2005, 2:45 am

Damien: Everybody hates me!

Mr. Mackey: why do you suppose that is?

Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!

Mr. Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?

Some Kid: Dude this is pretty fucked up right here!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastards!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr. Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey (Ahh)

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.

Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to yo...

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Posted Thursday June 30 2005, 1:37 am

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,

The muffin man , the muffin man,

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane.

----THE END----

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Posted Thursday June 30 2005, 1:27 am

Oh, do you know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Oh, do you know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane?

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third base.


Posted Thursday June 30 2005, 1:16 am

what is third base? i know theres bases in what yo got up to sexually. can somone tell me what they are.

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??


Posted Thursday June 30 2005, 12:21 am

uh this is gonna sound a tiny bit weird but what the heck does shank mean..

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"Here's Your Sign"


Posted Wednesday June 29 2005, 9:51 pm

Last night I was watching the Blue Collar Comedey Tour on tv and one of the guys, after every joke he'd tell would say. "Here's Your Sign".
What does that mean??!

Thanxs in advace! I rate high!

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Cell Phones


Posted Wednesday June 29 2005, 8:33 pm

Wasnt really sure what to put this under but here it goes. I just got a new cell phone and the ring tones that came with it suck. I was wondering if anybody out there uses Jamster. How bad do they rip you, how much does it cost and how many downloads do you get? If you think Jamster sucks, where do you download your tones and how much does it cost? Thanks alot in advance :)

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Posted Wednesday June 29 2005, 7:38 pm

i need some advice on what to bring to Hampton Beach, New Hampshire. you know like stuff for fun.... i cant think of anything. please help quick... its for vacation

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Nextel?


Posted Wednesday June 29 2005, 5:06 pm

I just got a new phone, and its a nextel i730, And i want to know if it has text message cause i read the instructions but it doesn't say anything about it, so can you please tell me if it does, and how to use it. If it doesn't have text how can i get it? thanks alot, i'll rate high

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hearts


Posted Wednesday June 29 2005, 4:56 pm

how do you make those hearts? and no, i dont mean these <3 <3 <3 <3

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not your average question, but i think its legitimate


Posted Wednesday June 29 2005, 4:23 pm

ok, this is really weird. this morning i was sleeping and my cell phone rang. i answered it and it was some lady saying "allo" over and over again. i just hung up and she called back again saying the same "allo" and she said something like "sylvia?".. that's not the weird part, the weird part was the phone number. +911125450138 was the number. it was 12 digets! i dont understand how that could be a phone number when it starts with 911. i was thinking maybe it was another country. i found that 911 is an area code in china, germany and indonesia. does anyone know anything about this? i know you have to dial a code to make out of country calls.. so maybe 911 is the US code? if you have any information, please let me know. thanks

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underarms


Posted Wednesday June 29 2005, 3:21 pm

Okay, when I shave my underarms, it still looks dark afterwards where I shaved. How do I fix it so that it doesn't look like I have any hair there? Thanks so much to anyone who answers!

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brown jelly bracelet.


Posted Wednesday June 29 2005, 2:11 pm

ive heard that the brown jelly bracelet is 'toss my salad' but i have no clue what that means. can someone please tell me?

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Posted Wednesday June 29 2005, 2:05 pm

whats a good tanning lotion?

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Posted Wednesday June 29 2005, 12:38 pm

hi people

i want to get nair this four minute lotion thingy. its when you rub it on you and wash it off four minutes and your hair comes off? does this work

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