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No Cell.


Posted Wednesday July 20 2005, 8:44 pm

I'm 14 and I'm one of 3 people in my grade that doesn't have a cell phone. I'm constantly out with my friends and they don't like me to call home on their phones cus it uses there minutes. *They didn't mind at first but when I have to constantly call home they got frusterated* My parents want me to call all the time when I'm out. I've tried explaining to them all the reasons why I need one, Like how they want me to call home and all that but they still say you dont get one till your 16 like your brothers. Well, im not my brothers, im more responsible, but i tried to tell my parents that and they wont believe me!
What should I do?

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Neopets


Posted Wednesday July 20 2005, 7:40 pm

OK!

I know there are secret weblinks on neopets, but I only know one, does anybody know anyothers? please please please

i rate super duper high! ^_^

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changing my name


Posted Wednesday July 20 2005, 7:33 pm

how old do you have to be to change your name in canada and how much dose it cost? the only reson why i ask is that i really wanna have no relation to my parents at all.

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Posted Wednesday July 20 2005, 6:56 pm

how do you rate someone?

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greasy hair


Posted Wednesday July 20 2005, 4:50 pm

My roots get greasy really fast, like within 5-6 hours after I take a shower. Is there any way I can keep my hair cleaner for longer without taking 2 showers daily? Is there a shampoo that prevents your hair roots from being greasy? I rate.

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wrong categOry `sorry


Posted Wednesday July 20 2005, 3:35 pm

i really wana work for a magazine.. ive always wanted my own collumn in one for girls..like an advice column or something.. any ideas on how i can get there? i dont know where to start.

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Posted Wednesday July 20 2005, 2:04 pm

is it possible to go somewhere and get your eyebrows dyed? where would you go? just to like a hair salon?

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BATHTUB WATER!!!!!!!


Posted Wednesday July 20 2005, 9:43 am

When I would sit in the tub for like 30-60 minutes, I would notice that the water would get gritty and then I would rub my skin and it would come off!!!!!! Then there was a lot of DIRT or something on the sides or the tub when I got out, is this normal!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Thanks in advance for helping me (IF YOU DECIDE TO BE RUDE THEN I WON'T EVEN RATE YOU!!!!)

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Rare book?


Posted Wednesday July 20 2005, 6:09 am

Like many people I bought the new Harry Potter book a few days ago. Mine was the first out of the box( and therefore obviously a first edition) and it looks perfectly normal.

However there is a fault on page 109/110. The pages have been ripped and glued together and then printed oddly. If it was a stamp then it would be instantly valuable. As Harry Potter is collectable I was wondering if anyone knows anything about a faulty print. Is it at all possible that this will become valuable? Should I look after the book especially or just treat it normally?

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bangs!


Posted Tuesday July 19 2005, 11:50 pm

wow ok I just got side sweep bangs and they are aweful... the lady that cut them must have been drunk or something!! Does anyone know how I could fix them?... I don't really want to wait until they grow out

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uh...i need help


Posted Tuesday July 19 2005, 11:45 pm

sooooooo i really need help. my bf wants to have sex with me.....how do i say i dont want to.

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Morals Breaking


Posted Tuesday July 19 2005, 10:17 pm

I know i'm a dumb ass cause I don't do anything about it really... and this moral thing seems like an excuse. LIke everyone else I carry on with my life ignoring these things. These things i'm talking about are the people constantly dying around the world. Mainly all the bastards killing people, rapists... pedophiles, robbers, thieves, molestors, child-killers... parents who beat their child for no reason, people who harm other people for no reason... ugh these people, I want them all dead and I also ask why God would allow such an evil to exist as this kind. My answer to this is what i've heard before, God does not interfere in our lives, he cannot perform miracles all the time and just come down and slay all those people. So therefor...

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Posted Tuesday July 19 2005, 9:50 pm

My Mini Ipod isn't cooperating with me. I dropped it and its been stubbourn ever since. Nothing dramtically happened when I dropped it. The next time I went to use it, it showed a folder with an "!" in a triangle. I know that that sign means that my files are corrupted, and I was told to re-update it. So when I went to do that, I got a drop down saying that there was an Error. Anyone know whats going on and what I can do?

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6th Harry Potter


Posted Tuesday July 19 2005, 9:35 pm

ok im on page 131 of the newest harry potter book (half blood prince). wut is "the dark mark". please tell me unless i have to read on to find out. i read all of the books (1-5) but dont remember the 5th too good. did they explain it there? PLEASE dont give it away if im not supposed to kno yet! PLEASE!!
thanks a bunch!

ps-please hurry
pss-ill rate 5s for the fastest answers

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birthday presents


Posted Tuesday July 19 2005, 9:15 pm

okay well my friends birthday is coming up... shes turnin 16... but her birthdays a a suprise! so i really need ideas for what to get her... her parents are gonna buy her a car i kno... and her bff is buying her a really really expensive jacket... so what are some ideas!! please help! thanks... ill rate

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moderator???


Posted Tuesday July 19 2005, 8:54 pm

What the heck is all this moderator stuff?

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kabbalah bracelets


Posted Tuesday July 19 2005, 7:58 pm

heyy advicenators. i just recently looked in the august 2005 teen people magazine with the blonde lindsay lohan on the cover and i found these red kabbalah string bracelets on page 68 under the article seeing red britney spears, lindsay lohan, and ashton kutcher have them on. i like them and i was wondering where can i purchase one of them for me? i`ll rate a 5 to anyone who DOESNT suggest e-bay. thanks in advance. love always ashlee

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frog licking?!?


Posted Tuesday July 19 2005, 7:39 pm

ok...on family guy once there was a really strange episode about licking frogs and getting high. i thought it was just a joke, as family guy is not a show known for factual integrity. however, on a different tv show, they showed someone else getting high of licking frogs. is this actually possible?? i'm not going to go out and slobber on any amphibians anytime soon to find out, but i'm curious as to whether this is some big joke or what! thanks for the help! <3

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touching with porno.


Posted Tuesday July 19 2005, 7:06 pm

How do I stop masturbating with porno? I rate 5's for anyone who doesn't say how sick I am.

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xanga icons!


Posted Tuesday July 19 2005, 6:46 pm

can someone give me some instructions on how to get icons from xanga on your column
this is a emergency!
I rate 5's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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