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hey people im just starting this thing.. you can ask me any questions you want.. ill answer ANYTHiNG no matter wat it is to try to help u.. So just sit bak, and start askin some questions =)
xOox Amanda [abn3r]

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on the thing u said.. bout the girls boyfriend and friend.. dont u relieze the persons gunna keep doin it if the person i

uqh ;; i hav no idea wat ur saying..

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Hey! i am extremely confused about this one girl in my grade. She is extremely dumb, and she always writes my boyfriend secret notes. She is also a total slut and lets all these guys do whatever they want to her!! what should i do?

Annonymously Annoyed

well.. first i would talk to her about this problem. i dont know if you consider her your friend, but if you do , tell her a true friend wouldnt steal her friends boyfriend.. Then id confront her on this bein a slut thing cuz i really dont think she wants to be a very young mommy.. she mite think its all fun and games until something serious happens.. next id talk to your boyfriend, i would tell him to tell that *BiTCH* (excuse my french) to stay away from him and stop writin him notes cuz if its that SECRET that she has to write it in a note, she shuldnt be talkin to him about it.. its YOUR boyfriend not HERS !!

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Today I looked out da window and there was this piece of grass. It looked at me funny and it got me really mad. So I went outside and beat the crap out of it. I shot it wit a gun and started to run.(I MADE A RHYME YEA!!!!!!!)I hav no frigin idea wat to do(But I dont really care). Wat shuld i do?

~Person Dat Has Nutin Else Better To Do.

i say u go out there and eat the grass.. then it culd live through u !

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M aunt's best friends's doughter's boyfriend's dad's highschool promdate's grandma's goldfish ( Little Johnny )just past away and now the grandmother is very lonely and refuses to get another fish because she feels it will be taking Little Johny's place. I don't know how I can comfort her without hurting her feelings. Please help me!

Confused with a PASSION !

you culd always buy a fish that lookd just like Little Johnny and tell her u took him for a walk and he didnt really die.. shes old, she would never know !

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i have this friend.. her name starts with an A and ends in and MANDA.. but i won't get into specifics... she is very creative and idk how she does it!! lol please help me understand y i am so not creative.


lol that was weird

~~~ (mrs. cook will be proud --->>) ~bored in Holland

Dear Bored in Holland,
well.. u might be creative ur just not getting in touch with your CREATiV3 SiD3.. hehe .. umm.. YEA THATS IT ! IM A GREAT ADVICE GIVER !!!!
- xOox Amanda [abn3r]

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