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ok there r sum problems wiid tha siite so pleez b patiient.. thanx `X`O0H`X

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i noe this girl she is mad annoyin she talks like a baby sumtimes nd always be flirtin with boys her two bestfriends sed the didnt like her cuz sometimes she is mean but tht s what my friend told me .. what should i do with this liddle annoyin girl

hmm.. this qirl seemsz SUPER annoyinq u should b like.. hey ii love u and all but ii dun`t think ii can b friendsz with suhmwun that talksz like a baby and doesn`t admitt that she flirtsz... ii mean that isz immature. ii`m sorry.

ii hope ii helped

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oMg tHeReS tHiiS GuRl @ sChoOl aNd LiiiKe oMg ii Am sO0o LiiKe sTuCk wiiTh hUrr cUz LiiKe sHe iiS iiN ALL oF mY cLaSsEs !! oK , wEll hEa`S tHe pRoB .. sHe wHiiNeS alll tHe TiiMe aBoUt nUtHiiN tHaT aCtUally mAttErS iiN oUr LiiFe nD iiF i eVeR diid aNytHiiNg tO hEr tHaT sHe DuSs To mE sHE wOoD LiiKe fReAk oUt !!! aNd aNotHeR tHiiNg sHe sO fLiiRts wYd tHiiS LiiKe SOOOO aNeReXiC kiiD iiN oUr cLaSsEs anD LiiKe sHe iS LiiKe sO cAnT tAkE a jOkE aND sO0o a bEeYaTcH !!! HELP ME !!!

ok uu need 2 straiqhten this qirll out .. if u still want 2 b hurr friend . tell herr straiqht upp .. do u alwaysz hav 2 whine about thinqs that don`t matter.. she`ll probably b like " ii do not " .. all u hav 2 do isz qive an example of wun of tha thinqsz she sed that wasn`t important and b like .. ok ii qess that isz important.. l0L ii hope ii helped

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Heyy i have a problem

i really like this boy alot alot .. i liekd him ever since i met him .. he is sooo cute but i do nt think he likes me .. but idk he sed i was pretty .. should i ask him out ?!?!

ii thiink yuhw shood do wat yuhw thiink iis riite .. go wiiD ur iinstiincts . iif he looks at yuhw all tha tyme or iif yuhw r ready then go 4 iit but juss make sure he doesnt have a giirlfrend!! so basiically..wenever ur r ready .. qo 4 iit! `X`O0H`X |S|

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h3y ... ii hAv3 tHiiSz fRii3nD + sH3`sz c0NfuSiiN` m3hh rEallii3 bAdd. `cUz sH3`sz niiC3 tH3nn m3aN tH3nn w3iiRd + aNnoyiiN` aNd ii lIk3 hEr tH3n ii d0N`tt + ii`m s0O coNfuS3d... cUz lIk3 sHe gH3tt`sz mAdd oV3r sTupiiD `lIl tHiiNgsz... s0M3tiiM3sz ii l0v3 hErr s0m3tiim3sz ii hAt3 hEr ... Help Please x|3

ok thiis iis gonna b hard.. ii thiink u r gonna juss hav tuhw talk iit out wiiD ur frend.. ii kno that probabliie iisn`t tha answer dat yuhw want but ii thiink that iis ta best solutiion `X`O0H`X |s

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hi ii hav a BIG problem..LITERALLY.. ok so every1 ii meet calls mehh "Tubby" iit really makes me feel bad about mii self. ii don't think ii`m that big.. ii`m onlii 130 pounds so ii am really confused =/ ii am very allergic 2 many foods and ii gethh straiit a+`s, ii wear phat farms, have red hair, and brown eyes. ii don`t hav many frends.. o yea so ii am very allergic 2 many foods so peeple alwaiis thiink ii am on a diet bcuz ii onlii eat like whole wheat and stuff so they cum over 2 mehh at lunch and harrass mehh with food ii can`t eat..pleez help =/

nUmbuuR w0n ... u aR3`nt tUbby! 130 iSz sO av3rAge.

nUmb3r tw0 ... aR3 tH3sE mEan p30pl3 tH3 oNlii3 p3oPl3 in uR cLass oR cLust3r? iFf n0tt - aSk sUm0n3 iff tH3y wAntt t0O siiT @ uR tAbl3 @ luNch. oR siiT wiiTh tH3m. bUllii3`sz aR3n`t mEan w3nn uR iiN gR0upsz. iF y3s - sTaRt aN aFt3r sCh0Ol aCtiiViiTii3. mAkiiN` fRii3ndsz isz a g0Od wAy t0O gH3tt uR miiNd oF tHiNgsz.

nUmB34 tHr3e ... d0 y0O evEn liK3 pHat fArmsz? `cuz iiF uR jUst tRiiN` t0O fiiT iN - d0N`t. w3Ar wHat y0O LIKE aNd wHat y0u wAnt to w3ar. aND mOst iiMp0rTaNtLii3 - w3ar cl0tH3sz tHat suiiT aNd fiiT uR b0dii3.

nUmb3r f0uR ... d0n`t l3Htt tH3m gHett t0 y0O =)

H0p3 tHisz h3lpsz aL0tt!
X`0OH`X l0v3 triishii3 + h3r b3st frii3nd

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yuHw s3e ii hAv3 a biiG pR0bbL3m...

ii lIk3 tHisz b0y aL0tt lIk3 SO mUcH iTsz lIk3 OMG ... ii l0v3 eVeriitHing aB0utt hiiM + ii jUst kAn`t sT0pp tHiiNkiin` b0utt hiim... h3`sz eV3n iiN mii dR3amsz TH3 pRobl3m isz tHat h3 hAsz a giiRlfRii3nd + hE pRob d03sn`t eV3n lIk3 me =( ii jUsT D0N`T kN03 wUtt t0O d0O @ all ...

h3lpp mE pL3ezE 0MG x|3

hmm.. ii thiink yuhw shood try to get close wiiD thiiS boii bcuz wen he cUts her th3n h3 miiT3 stArtt lykiiN yuhw and eventually aSk yuhw out
ii h0Ope ii h3lp3d yuhw =) iif yuhw hav any questiions then t3ll m3hh.. `X`O0H`X sammii3

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