Location: somewhere
Occupation: Unemployed
Member Since: October 31, 2004
Answers: 7
Last Update: November 5, 2004
Visitors: 741
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I need help. I'm really dumb. I ride the short bus. Kerry lost the election :( And my dad called me a liberal wienie. What should i do to turn my life around? (link)
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You're awesome if you supported Kerry. My humble suggestion is to move to either Malta or Cyprus. Or even possibly Jamaica. To turn your life around, you can start playing SimCity 4.
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Sim city? where is it? ive never heard of it and i searched it on a map for hours and i coudlnt find it?
and who is maxis? (link)
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SimCity is in SimState, which is in SimNation. Just keep looking on the map. Maxis is the president of SimState, and I am the major of SimCity.
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What can brown do for me? (link)
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Hah. I am amused by your question. Brown is so versatile, that you can use it to help you in almost all of your daily encounters with life. To learn more about what Brown can do for you, I suggest you first go to Bombay, then once out of the airport, go to a place called Dharavi and find a random Brown male (probably age 20~30). Ask him the same question. If you survive, come back and tell me about it.
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Thank you for answering my question about "i am a monkey". It has helped me so much. I have choosen not to commit suicide and i have also quit smoking and coffee and am now a VP at my company. Keep up the good ol' work, comrade.
Oh by the way do you have suggestions on how to fine out if your lover is cheating on you? Thanks again. (link)
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If you think that your lover is cheating on you, confront him/her directly. There is no use in beating around the bush. And because I have corrected your life, I humbly request you to support Maxis and purchase a copy of any Sim-related game. It will provide you with much enjoyment, regardless of the fact that your lover is potentially cheating on you.
For more help on the subject, contact Jeff Wright. He may have some special remedies native to his homeland, the British Isles.
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Why is the world out to get the Brown Man?
Answer that...........
And while you are at it can you tell me where i can get a copy of NERO? (link)
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My brother, in this seemingly omnipotent world that demands perfection from all, many strive to achieve the cunning wit, prosperity and intelligence of the Brown Man. However, it is not so easy. Not everyone realises the inconceivable burden that we carry. Not only must we strive to succeed in this gigantic alien society of ours, but we must also deal with the daily hardships unique to our society. Brownies always seem to be switching sides on eachother. Just when we think there's some sort of unity, we see a brother get betrayed. My humble advice to you, my friend, is to sit back with a glass of Fanta and play Simcity4 Rush Hour. Hold on, be Strong.
and Roshon, just be patient you bastard I will get you your stupid Nero....
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Where do I enter my question?!?! I am sooooo confused! Do I say my question now or do I ask my question in the Answer box? I am confused. (link)
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Well, it seems that you have been able to get through to me, so whatever you're doing is correct. But i beg of you to spend your time more wisely. Don't sit around posting questions on columns asking how to post a question. Such practice may lower your IQ even further. I humbly suggest that you go study Civil Engineering. It's a wonderful field, and I think you may like it.
http://www.asce.org/
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I am a monkey (link)
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Rapp seems to think that you're infact, a dancing monkey. you bastard. now dance, damnit. If this is Jim, then I don't quite know what to say. If this is Mlinac, then I did not expect anymore, anyless. If this is Jeff, go back to England.
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