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so i liek this guy but hes really ugly and i dont know what my friends will say

i would tell you to like him, buuuttt, choose between MAYBE being with him or MAYBE being made fun of by your friends. id go with MAYBE be with him and tell your friends that hes a nice guy. unless your not really friends with your friends in which case ur trying to impress them. in that case.. dont go out w/ him

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Yeah, Hi. I got this problem...I..oh it's hard for me...I uh...can't maintian an erection. Oh..hold on. Need some tissues. Yeah, it's true. And my dog is getting really pissed at me. (He hates not getting action)

Please help me! Any tips?

practice makes perfect. try lookin at porn and seein how long u can hold it!

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