Member Since: April 15, 2005
Answers: 40
Last Update: April 22, 2005
Visitors: 1997
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Madam im adam (link)
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You palindrome maniac
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Dear, David
Why cant i get a girl friend i try and i try but i cant do it PLEASE HELP ME
Scott (link)
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Because you smell.
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liek hi lol my name is saruto n my penis is smal n i dun kno wut to do cuz me n tina were on the couch last nite and i wipped it out n she wuz like 'OMG ROFL' n i wuz like 'wut?' n then she jus left. (link)
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She left because if she ever tried to have sex with you she would feel like a lesbian :(
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Hiya, I'm really a man but I dress like a girl. Lately this guy at my school has been hitting on me. I like him but I have a wang and so does he. What do I do?
-Tina (link)
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OWNED :o
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I've been having a lot of problems lately. This one girl in school I like thinks I'm gay and everyone I know hates me. I've been seriously considering killing myself. What should I do?
Thanks,
Saruto (link)
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DON'T DO IT SARUTO! People in your life still love you and stuff!
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Will you marry me? (And perhaps Dota later?)
Z33 (link)
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NO (ok)
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DEAR MR. DAVID,
I AM THIS TOTALLY HOT BABE AND I LIKE YOU. WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? please? (link)
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Everytime i'm in bed with Meiko, I can't seem to cum ?! It's so annoying because i'm getting pumped in the ass (and he's well equipped btw) and no matter how much I enjoy it, I always reach that pinicle but never blow so it's really weird. Any advice on how to have a healthy orgasm? (link)
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Here's some advice:
HE DOESN'T REALLY LOVE YOU, GTFO.
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My name is Rom and I am deeply in love with Usagi. But this short blue guy is mucho sexier and he's not azn which is a +. I like big dicks unlike Usagi's :O
Why won't RO hit me up...I mean this guy who is blue. (link)
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wtf?
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Should I ask Meiko or Romiress on a date?
From your friend, Z33 (link)
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Neither, they both smell in the CROTCHITIAL region.
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I just can't get my damned petunias to grow. I'm pretty sure I have the proper sunlight, and we get plenty of rain, but they won't grow! What should I do?! (link)
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IS THAT INNUENDO? :o
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Will you make love to me? (link)
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No, you are of the smelly variety.
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Ruki has such nice soft cheeks and I am attracted to him. How do I get him to notice me?!
M3ik0, 0h is the sound I make when loving you! (link)
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Don't, he is ugly.
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Hey RO, what should I do if I'm too cool for school?
From your friend, NOT ZEE (link)
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Don't go.
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Hi, I am hotnsexyazn. I love a guy named Zee, but I'm worried because he's sleeping with some guy named Saruto. How do I get in his pants? (link)
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WELL, THIS IS HOW IT GOES:
YOU: DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET, ZEE?
ZEE: WHY?
YOU: BECAUSE I CAN SEE YOURSELF IN YOUR PANTS.
ZEE: :O
AND THE REST IS HISTORY. (have fun)
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Ming gave up the booty but now she wants money just like the other chicks. I dun know y but big booty girls don't appeal to me lately. Iz been dis Meiko sexy azn I mean Zee um... Iz this ight to watch my MeikoxMingxZee tape and like it? The azn sandwhich is superb.
-S 2 dA RUTO (link)
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Go for it. (and send it to me, my aim name is ramenobsession)
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Hey RO, whenever I input my iostream and stdlib.h librarys in C++ :O I execute the system command with proper quotations and procedures. I get like a few warnings and so many errors!! WTF I SWEAR MY ALGORITHM IS CORRRECT! Failed to compile, error executing elemental_class? For fucks sake I just inputed the first variable and it crashed, the case must be wrong but HOW DO I FIX THIS?! It isn't working and i'm trying to get it to scan the net and surrounding servers from port 6110 :O! Unfortunetely that's a no go, need advice RO! (link)
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TAKE YOUR PENIS OUT OF THE FLOPPY DRIVE. YOUR MAN JUICE IS OVERHEATING THE COMPUTER...:o
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Shizzle my nizzle with a telphone phizone becuz I spit hot fiya and off da grizzle fo shizzle.
-S 2 dA RUTO (link)
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That's not even a question...
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YO homie you aint spit'n da ill game. Ming been pressing ona brother for da sticky stuff. Why she b front'n.
-S 2 dA RUTO (link)
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I'm not sure.
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I have found lately that not only am I attracted to dogs but cats as well and not attracted to girls but guys. What should I do oh greta and powerful RO!
-Usagi
P.S- WOOF! (link)
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I think you should commit seppuku and stuff. That would do the world a favor (and raise the general IQ by about 10 points, give or take)
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