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Hey, my name is Lizzie! I like to hang out wit friends, play softball, hit the beach, shop, church, see a good movie, listen to music etc. If you want advice, plz put a ? in my inbox =D.. or email me or sumthin and dont forget to check out my Best friends' advice columns: KKbailey010, and others that havent made one yet! Thanks! if you ever need a friend to talk to about anything, I'll be right here!

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My friend keeps eating my cheez-its what do i do? should i shoot her or bite off her ear

FEIN! NAHEINGAHPOOPIE!!!!!!!!

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How do u spell chihuahua?

how do you spell soccer!? haha i love you jordan!

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I got mad one time and I needed my medicine but my mom wasnt home so I couldnt take it and I was going CRAZY and I needed to take out my anger on SomethinG and the only thing in my room that i could find was my cat Priscilla and so I ran up to her and I slapped her a bunch then tore her head off and ate the meat......

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but she's still alive!!

I'm so confused! help me?

haha you are so mean! i love your cat! next time you need to make sure that you take your medicine and if you forget just call me and ill bring it to you ok! i love you my hunnie!

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I like two guys, but I think one doesnt know who I am and the other one does like me but I dont know which one to pick to go out with because they are both HAAAAWT- lol! I need ure help



NOW!!

pick the one that likes you because he obviously wants to go out with you!

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My nose itches... but i cant scratch it with my toes- is this a problem?

itchy nose-but no toes? haha you dont have any toes!? yeah then you do have a problem!

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FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT!

YES THEY ARE!!

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My boyfriend is very disturbing. Like he always waves to me in the hall and its just like "what do you want freak!?" yah know? and like he always gives me hugs and its just like "get off of me dork!" yah know? and then like he calls me every night "just to say i love you" and its like gah I mean you tell me that every night I already know you dont need to keep telling me that- yah know? Should I break up with him?

you should tell him to back off and that you think he's moving too fast. if that doesnt work then you should break up with him. if you cant feel comfortable around your bf then you shouldnt go out with him. :D

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I love you lizzie but i just dont know how to tell you! how should i tell you???



P.S. I LOVE YOU HONEY BUNS!!

i dont know who this is but i love you too! haha ok tell me on AIM or something...

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ok I have this friend- she's OBSESSED with cookies- she eats them ALL the time like not joking...I'm a little worried- she hasnt gained a pound since the second grade! is she sick??? cuz like when I eat cookies i just keep gaining weight but she NEVER does- i think she has tonselitis! and thats really serious- i mean she could die from it- how do i talk to her about it??
please help me!!

maybe you should ask her if she has some sort of disease or something... that could be serious! but i think youre over-exaggerating when you said that she hasnt gained a pound since second grade... that would REALLY be serious!

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Lizzie-
I dont dress very nicely- we have money but my mom thinks that we live in the 80s- I mean she bought me leggings and spandex and these shorts to go over them and all the kids at school make fun of me and tell me I should go back to where i came from... where did i come from?? where do any of us come from?? WHERE DO MY CLOTHES COME FROM!!!?? THE 80S!! HELP!!!!


thanks elizabeth!!!

go shopping with your friends and get some fashion ideas from them! buy some clothes and then when youre with your mom just ask her if you can go to some of your favorite stores and buy some stuff!< if she doesnt get the pic, then just tell her that you dont like those clothes and that ppl are making fun of you! :D

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hey hey i am in 8th grage but i am about the height of a 2nd grader but no will like me b/c of it.what do i do?

just tell them that you'll grow soon and it doesnt matter what you look like, just how you act! so keep your self esteem high and remember that someday someone will like you just the way you are! :D

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I tried to take your advice but i'm scared... I'm not that outgoing... I need major help... I think he likes me but... I'm still not sure please help me I need it...

I know who this is and he knows that you like him...he told me! just play it cooL and don't be over obsessive...he'll find out that he really likes you someday ;)

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what advice could you give to me?
I need a boyfriend but I weigh 673 lbs ... CAn you hook me up?

Ummmm...thats just a little bit overweight....and no i dont think anyone would want to go out with a person like you. you might have a nice FAT personality but...no! lol you know i love ya girl!

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There's this guy I like a lot, he's my best friend. He has a girlfriend but that's only part of the problem, I need to figure out how to tell him by flirting...What should I do?

Just tell him that you like him! You shouldnt have to change the way you act to get his attention. if you're worried that he wont be your friend then just go for it...if he's your real friend, he'll understand!

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