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I am a hot girl, but nobody seems to want to ask me out... plz help!
Well, maybe guys are intimidated by you.... or maybe you're not self conscious and are hideously fat and ugly... but if you are really hot and single... nvm... ur prbly not otherwise you wouldn't be asking that on an advice column full of teenagers that get foreced to unwillingly wake up early by their parents so they are desperate for something to do.
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My comptuer is broken, how do I fix it?
Well, cuss it out and hit it a few times, if that doesn't work... well... ask someone else.
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I get a boner when I look at my mom, HELP PLZ!!!
Damnit man. now thats F***ED UP!!! Holy shit, man. You are a sickass bastard. You shud f***ing rot in hell. DAMN!
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What is jacking off?
Alright, go outside, find a good piece of tree-bark and take it into the shower with you. Think about hot... w/e ur attracted to and use your hand to make up and down motions on your 'wang' until a sticky substance comes out. Now you have succesfully jacked off. (The tree-bark is 100% necessary to get the effect...)
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