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Would you be mad at one of your best friends if she wouldnt tell you what college she really wanted to go to and wouldnt let you read one of her emails and wouldnt let u see this thing that no one was meant to see? Cuz my friend is being a total biatch about. What do you think?

well yeah but i guess ill drop it and make you tell me later. lol

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what the fuck do you do when your ex g/f wont stop bother you?

Slap that hoe across the face and give her the worst insult ever!!! if she wont stop bothering you then shes still stuck on you which is retarded becuz she needs to MOVE ON!!!! You move on too becuz she is probably jealous of who you are interested in now which would be a way better alternative than her!

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my boyfriend and i are 14 years old and already in love after just a month and a half. i love his parents so much! they do anything for me and ever since school has been out, i only havent seen him for about 11 days, but other than that, i go to his baseball games, his brothers baseball games, putt putt, movies, bowling, six flags, and like everything. anywayz, his brother won a tournament and is going to the world series in california and they asked me to go!!! i have to pay for the suite they are staying in but his mom is paying half. if i get enough money i can go but my ? to YOU is, would it look inapropriate to go on vacation (without MY parents) with him and his family for 9 days even when they may be alot of time together with just me and him? haha!!!!!!!! oh ya and what would u do if like 9 people liked u and wanted to go out with u?? I KNOW! GO WITH ALL OF THEM!! HAHA

ummm... well going on THIER vacation is kinda inappropriate but i guess if they asked you (which was probably brought up by your boyfriend to his parents) i guess you can go. and about the question that I was supposed to answer, sure you can go with all of them if you dont mind looking like a slut to everyone else and have them say really bad things behind your back and you hurting everyone elses feelings, but other than that its fine.

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ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

well wouldnt you like to know!!!!!

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what the hell do you do when you have like 9 or more girls that are interested in you and all want to be with you?

I'm 15 year old male and i'm really freakign bored

haha this is really funny b/c i actually know who this is!!!

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what kind of cheese do u like?

all about that baby swiss!!!! lol

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who do you think of when asked these questions?

Which friend is the....
.: x craziest-
.: x sweetest-
.: x prettiest-
.: x smartest-
.: x girly-
.: x easiest to be grossed out-
.: x blondest-
.: x honest-
.: x trustworthy-
.: x sporty-
.: x animal lover
.: x computer genious-
.: x xanga nerd-
.: x funniest-
.: x drama person-
.: x band person-
.: x person that always gets their homework done-
.: x flirtiest-

About your friends and past friends
.: x which friend have you known the longest?
.: x which friend have you known the least?
.: x who was your first best friend?
.: x is he/she still you friend?
.: x which friend do you miss the most?
.: x has one of your best friends ever moved away?
.: x who has the most classes with you?
.: x pick one friend and tell one of your favorite memories-
Which one of your buds is most likely to....
.: x be a teacher-
.: x become a computer person-
.: x become a stay at home mom-
.: x live life on the wild side-
.: x travel all over the world-
.: x become famous-
.: x fall in love before 20-
.: x become a sports star-
.: x not go to college-
.: x get married twice-
.: x have 4 kids-
.: x become a telemarketer-
.: x be your best friend throughout your whole life-
.: x be at home doing nothing but eating and watching tv-
.: x be a serious business person-
.: x become someone with a job that helps people-
.: x end up on road rules or real world-

Which friend is the....
.: x craziest-lexi
.: x sweetest-chris
.: x prettiest-emily
.: x smartest-tifosha
.: x girly-martha
.: x easiest to be grossed out-jem
.: x blondest-rebecca
.: x honest-umm....
.: x trustworthy-jen
.: x sporty-jen
.: x animal lover-kelly
.: x computer genious-doug
.: x xanga nerd- jessica
.: x funniest-lexi
.: x drama person-reya
.: x band person-meghan
.: x person that always gets their homework done- nobody!!lol
.: x flirtiest-everyone these days!

About your friends and past friends
.: x which friend have you known the longest?angie
.: x which friend have you known the least?kenny
.: x who was your first best friend? angie-dont you feel special?
.: x is he/she still you friend?yes
.: x which friend do you miss the most? kaylee
.: x has one of your best friends ever moved away? yes
.: x who has the most classes with you?um its summer but before tifosha
.: x pick one friend and tell one of your favorite memories- holy crap theres too many!!!

Which one of your buds is most likely to....
.: x be a teacher-theresa
.: x become a computer person-doug
.: x become a stay at home mom-idk
.: x live life on the wild side-JEN!!
.: x travel all over the world- lisa
.: x become famous- alison
.: x fall in love before 20-britney
.: x become a sports star-alex
.: x not go to college-jose
.: x get married twice-jen
.: x have 4 kids-damn thats alot!!
.: x become a telemarketer-claudia
.: x be your best friend throughout your whole life-jen ahh i bet you feel special too!!
.: x be at home doing nothing but eating and watching tv-nathan
.: x be a serious business person-me!!
.: x become someone with a job that helps people-ali
.: x end up on road rules or real world-me and jen!!

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So there is guy, right? and he and I have been going out for about 3 weeks and I like really like him but I am only 14 and he is 12 but despite the age difference I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.....I could totally see myself living the rest of my life w/ him. SO the one questiion I am asking is.....should we use a condom cuz I think if I gpossibly get pregnant I will be fine but I want to know what you think. Thanks!

wow, girl, you dont need to use a condom. if you really see yourself with hime then feel free to have a baby. and if yall break up and you end up to be a single mother then get his ass to court for child support!!!! Show me the money!!! actually he'll show YOU the money!!!! just make sure yall get married before you are nineteen because then he can say you molested him or something. GO GET HIM!!!

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I have realized recently that I do not have one particular best friend who is always the one who I call first and vice versa. I like to hang out w/ a lot of different groups and sometimes it makes the other mad because I hang out more w/ one etc. I am always trying to tell them that I do like hanging out w/ them but it seems that I can never do right w/ them. I guess it makes since because of this that I wouldn't have one best friend but I am wondering if I should try to become close enough to a person where I could call them my best friend? If I do this it will then jeoperdize my friendship w/ everyone else. Should I keep a group of close friends who don't necassarily like each other or should I try to stick w/ one group?

you have to do what you think is right. If you love to have alot of friends then why would you quit having friends just for one little group? now im not sure if youve been ditching your friends just to hang out with others then that would be a different story. You should save time for everyone.dont you think part of the job of a friend is to accept who you are amd your choices regarding your many friends. basically what im trying to say is that if they were really your friends then they would accept your other friends so dont just stick with one group because you will probably end up hurting everyone else.

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ok, so i like this person, and i'm really scared to tell them, becuause we have been friends for a few years now, and i don't know if they feel the same. i can't stop thinking about them, and it's killing me inside, because no one knows who i like. i don't know how much longer i can be friends with this person if i feel this way, but if i tell them, we might stop being friends just because of it. what should i do?

well ive been in this situation so many times. You really have to think about whats going to happen later on if you take action. I think you should tell your friend that you like them. If they dont like you back and if they were a real friend then it wont mess up your friendship. If you dont end up telling them then instead of keeping it all bottled up inside, you should express your feelings in some way. I usually write a poem or paint. And dont think that just becuz you like them, that you cant still hang around that person. If nothing happens between yall then obviously it wasnt meant to be right??? so dont be nervous and TELL THEM!

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ok so i need help. Ive been friends with this one guy for like three years now. theres always been something between us but nothing ever happened. im tired of basically waiting for him so i met this other guy. what i want to know is if i should just go with the other guy and maybe hurt my friend becuz he might like me but is nervous to do something or should i still wait for my friend to ask me out or something??

if its been three years and he STILL hasnt ask you out then you should definately move on. obviously this guy doesnt recognize a good person to go out with so please dont wait around for this guy. Go and take a chance with this other guy. I mean what is there to lose because if your friend hasnt made a move then he doesnt like you.

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ok so i like this girl and i think she likes me but right now she has a boyfriend. lately ive been trying to basically win her over but its not working becuz she doesnt want to cheat on her boyfriend becuz he has anger issues. my question is if i should keep trying to get with her so that she'll realize that im better than her boyfriend or should i just wait until they break up??

umm well to prevent any drama between you and her boyfriend, i would wait. if this guy has anger problems then this girl would have to notice how unhealthy her relationship with this guy is and break up with him sooner or later and if not then shes definately stupid. im sure you ARE better than her boyfriend so to make it easier on everybody, just wait.

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