Hey my name's Jamie, I'm 13 and love hanging out with my friends, competitive cheerleading, and stuff like that. Im pretty good at giving advice and I'm usually not too judgemental soo ask away!
Website: Ask Jamie
E-mail: jec557@comcast.net
Gender: Female
Location: Massachusetts
Age: 13
AIM: jec557
Member Since: July 18, 2005
Answers: 11
Last Update: July 31, 2005
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i get made fun of because i dont know what kissing is. what should i do? i think i kissed a tree once. maybe i kissed a fat hairy man. i dont really know though...i tink kissing might be looking at. that means i've kissed dog crap right!?!? so i told that to my friends. I've also kissed my science teacher.
omg im such a hottie.
i should date a hott guy like ryan sheckler
(off topic but hes hott)
I NEED ADVISE! CAN U TELL ME WHAT KISSING IS?
~this is another joke (link)
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hahahahaha
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hey jamie thanx a lot for ur advice! NOT!!! i am still a fat man in a little coat! i sang the sing song fat man in a little coat and did the jig but im still a fat man in a little coat! pleez help me! i asked dakota fanning but she only said she had a face! wut shud i do?
^fat man hu needs a bigger coat (link)
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buy a bigger coat gosh darnit maybe ask your friends for one or get one at the salvation army
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i am a shman but my friend jim and i r shmans and evryone hates us! idk wat to do i tried singin the song fat man in a little coat and doing the dance but i culdnt go on1 wat shud i do/
^ babooshka
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dear babs,
i understand i mean people dont get YOur shmanlyness. i suggest putting a blender in a random kids stomach, throwing him on the ground, attack a carcus on his neighbors yard, call shmanboy and milkmaid man for back up, sing the dontchya song with meowing in the backround, climb cheops pyramid, do u and jimmys secret handshake, say hi to regis and cathylee, come back home on ur camel while drinking YOur pepsi, run into jimmys house in a toga and scream bend and snap!!!
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wat do u do wen ur a fat man in a little coat?
^lilabner (link)
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lil abner
you just do the dance that goes to the sing song
faat man in a liil coat
if u dont know it improvise;)
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Dear helper,
I NEED YOU
i have been cooking all day for my pet rhino and when i fed him the food he threw up right after it.....i folowwed the recipe and it tasted just DANDY and now i am soo pissed i could go asjgfjklklasjdb.....HOPE YOU CAN HELP THANKSS
~ really pissed off animal feeder.... (link)
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he may have thrown it up simply because he has never eaten it before and the taste surprised him. try feeding it to him more slowly and dont use peanut oil.
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dear jamie, i have a slight habit that is rather odd? well you see, i always scream whe ni stretch after i wake up is this noraml? (link)
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geee i wonder who this is lol
ummmmmmmm idk how to answer this one
WAIT I thought of an answer,
I think that screaming wwhen you stretch after you wake up is due to lazyness during the daytime. You should probly stretch out or something maybe try jogging
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911 i need fashion help right away
i just bought this brand new, wicked cute plaid skirt and a striped shirt to go with... now i must admit plaid and stripes equal a fashion no no but it does match. im wearin it on my date with my new bf hes really cute but im afriad he will think i have no sense of matching
- fashion delima (link)
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hmm mayb u could wear the skirt with a plain white shirt and wear the whole outfit another time,, or just go for it i dont think guys care to much about that stuff
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dear jame
see i have been having some trouble about my sexuality... i dont know if im straight or into animals i mean everytime i look at my cat i just get all horny.
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well thats unhealthy, i dont think a relationship between u and ur cat would evr turn out okay and id consider counciling also go out more and make more human contact
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okay my friend jamie canavan is like such a cool kid.
ok back on topic...my friend is a bitch.
what shud i do.
like omg last nite she was all "your mom is a geek"
so i was like "WHAT THE FUCK"
so she was all "i wanna take a shit now"
SO THEN SHE SHIT IN MY BATHROOM WHAT THE HELL?
what should i do??
from~this is a joke (link)
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lynelle is so not a dork
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i really want to take a ginourmous shit on my neigbors lawn,......... what should i do? (link)
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Ummm well first make sure ur neighbors lawn wasnt recently chemicly treated and they are complete assholes
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ok. so like i really like this kid but i'm going out with the guy of my dreams. i dont know it seems like we are drifting away due to the summa of 0'5. but the kid i like is hinting that he likes me and we always flirt. lol. it's so confusing i feel like such a bitch for saying this. but should i break up with the kid im going out with for the kid i like? or will this just be a regret in the future.
-confused lover. (link)
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confused lover,
If the boy you are dating is the boy of your dreams then why are you drifting? If you guys make a really good couple then just go out more or talk to him. If this boy who you also like is also a really great guy then make sure he likes you before you ruin the relationship you are already in. But I think you should just enjoy the summer of 05 lol and see how things unfold.
~Jamie
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