|
| |
|
Is it bad to get an errection everytime you see Krystal Chick>>>>>> (link)
| |
no it certainly is not bad
|
|
mr albin, I have been experiencing a problem with my erectile quality... during sex it takes almost 3 hours for me just to get an erection. The only thing that increases this for me is watching men husk corn in the southern parts of nebraska. Is this a problem you would recommend going to the doc abuot. and if so who do you recomend? (link)
|
since i know who this is and i know you are full of shit i will give you some advice
get naked
start the revolution
i hope this helps mr. weinerrider
|
dear nicolas clifford albin
i was reading through some of the questions that you answered and believe that you take your questions seriously. here it goes. i love having sex with big women. i like to get beween their rolls and trying to find their sexual organs that are hiddin underneath their massive stomachs. one of the games we play in bed envolves tobasco sauce and knives. i love it when she slits shaft of my dick with the knife and then drips the tobasco in the wound. after this she usually sucks the wound on my dick dry (blood and all). i guess you could consider me to have a blood fetish. nick am i fucked up?
ps. please answer my question soon because i am in the mood for some big girl and slitting my dick. (link)
|
well i know that many people have fetishes but i have honestly never heard of one that involved this such act. if you enjoy it well i guess go for it but i wouldnt recomend it and im sure that its not healthy.
oh well who am i tell you what you should and shouldnt do
well i hope this helps
nick albin
|
does that mean youve never had the urge to shove your dick in a girls ass?
because i would consider that to be homosexual (link)
|
because if you stick your dick in a girls ass what is there to keep you from going homosexual. its the same thing more or less.
oh well good luck on your ass fucking adventures
|
|
how would i go about sucking my own dick (link)
| |
yoga, and lots of it
|
|
me and my girlfriend have sex 3 times a week. its always enjoyable but every time we try anal it just wont fit in. i mean i have a normal size penis its just that she is a little sensitive and tight. we normally use KY lubricant but it dosent seem to do the job. what do you reccomend for us? (link)
| |
first and foremost i consider anal sex to be homosexual. what is to keep you from doing a guy?
|
i would like to thank you for your help i have decided to take the offer from the RAFC. i figured that they are more powerfull because they have infiltrated the columbian government as opposed to the IRA which is just a terrorist group. However I have another problem, Im supposed to put a phone tap on our dear vice president mr. Dick Cheney. This is supposed to be a stealth operation and i have been ordered that no casualties result of my actions. BUT, how am i supposed to bypass all the secret service when they are located on every corner of the building on every floor. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
thank you (link)
| |
dont mess with dick. bad idead buddy
|
dear nick,
i was walkin in downtown fort worth when i saw this beautiul mexican hooker, i try not to participate in the temptations of the world, but i couldnt resist. i mean come on, d cups. mini skirt, ass hangin out. legs that go on forever, now it burns when i piss and i have a new baby son named eduardo. i already got a dna test and he is mine. please help me nick
sincerely,
max cohen (link)
|
dear maxwell
when i get an std i normally rub corn starch on it
it helps alot. about the baby i dont know what you should do but eduardo??? i mean come on what happend to old fashion names like paco,juan,xaviar,or jose change that babys name imediatly. or else i will burn your yamika
|
am i gay for wanting to stick a dildo in my ass?
(btw i am a guy) (link)
| |
yes yes you are indeed gay
|
|
who was at your house when you peed all over your wall? (link)
| |
justin, kc
|
|
i have recieved two letters from very well known organizations one from the Irish Republican Army and one from Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia. The IRA wants me to be their American Correspodent and to eliminate politicians that make moves against their motives and The RAFC wants me to operate reconnaissance missions providing intelligence on American covert operations. Both of these organizations are very important to me, but i do not have the time to do work for both of them. both of their leaders are counting on me and both have threatened to kill me if i decline. What should i do? (link)
| |
ok first off what the fuck are you talking about? but oh well i think that you should move to mexico. but remember dont drink the water
|
|
are anal beads really bad for your digestive system? if so, then why does my dog remain in good shape? (link)
| |
no of course anal beads arent bad for your digestive system, i have many...
|
|
When you were eating out your mom was she loose like a goose or tight like a kite (link)
| |
neither because i never have done that
|
|
where do you place your ass hole in a situation like eating out your own vagina (link)
|
i have to be honest and tell you that im not that flexible so i dont know what to tell you. nor do i have a vagina
sorry for the vauge answer
|
|
