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Sarah, i have wet dreams about you all the time. Kiss me?




Sincerely,
your love♥ (link)
uhmm your weird... kayypeace



♥Sarah


i have a girlfriend who has been doing everything to me... get the picture but i want to find a way to give it back to her and im gonna nervous that ill mess up if i get inside of her pants... what should i do sarah?


ps also she complained my pubes were to long... should i shave them completely off? what should i do?

-anonymous (link)
dont be nervous hun... if she reallyl lyks you she wont care if you mess up a little lol and theres not much you can mess up aboiut=]... and if she complained then just cut them... dont shave them completely unless thats what you want to do... just trim a little



♥Sarah


hey sarah.. i think its really cool that you keep this thing going through all the shit people say to you. i tried one of these but people were just too immature so i stopped.

anyways, i have a boyfriend & we've been together almost 4 months & lately i've been having thoughts.. about former boyfriends & people i've liked before. is this normal? should i talk to him about it? i've been told it's just a stage that you go through.. :( What should I do? (link)
lol thanks=]

well... yea its completely normal! everyone does it and it doesnt mean that you still have feelings for your former boyfriends it just means that you miss them sometimes and thats fine... if you want to talk to him about it thats fine to because every relationship should be open enough to be able to talk about these kinds of things and it can only make your relationship stronger=]


hope that helped!


♥Sarah


would you hate me if i was dead? (link)
no? why would i hate someone hew was dead?


♥Sarah


oh sarah and p.s what ever pop tart said everyone is friends should probaby get a reality check



gawd wife i miss and love you. (link)
hahahahah i love you wify waffles!

we'll just shove pop tart into the microwave and c0ok 'em!


♥Sarah


wow. some of the girls on here are so cool. and using advice columns to talk shit highly classy and mature? im lying. jess get a life seriuosly you lie so much your "bestfriend" has told me everything im not obsessed with nick so chill with that and according to courtney the one that nick finds obsessive and annoying is you.



i love you wifey♥ (link)
i love you too wifey...


way to go=]


♥Sarah


there is this girl at school and i really like her a lot but idk if she likes me or not. we talk alot and sometimes she gives me looks in class. i'm not totally sure of what to do.

Please help me?? (link)
well if she l0oks at you all the time and talks a lot maybe she does have some feelings for you... just flirt with her and see how she reacts.. after flirting with her you gotta ask her straight up cuz then she'll never know how you feel


♥Sarah


umm hi sarah ? i need help to get fit. i am massivly over weight and i need help. im sick of being fat. PLEASE HELP ME

Love A Over Weight Person (link)
well eat healthier then.. and exercise daily... do lyk 51 minutes of cardio each day and eat more sensable food... lemme know how your doing=]


♥Sarah


So girls clearly like eachother without a doubt.and mature pops into my mind a couple times. i lllaaaa you sarahhh=) oh yeah and i love this girl OLIVIA (link)
uhmm i love you with every inch of my body=]


♥Sarah


ya it is her business not ours. but its our business if we hang out with him right? and its not htat her appologies dont mean anythin its just like, learn the first time... it's just gay. but newayyss we arent "seeking revenge" we re sorry that shes upset but were all friends..end of storry :/ yea were in highschool. she has 4 mroe years to find new guys this will blow over next week (link)
okay great your all friends but honestly if you dont think what your doing is fucked up then you need some type of therpy or somethin.. its not wrong if you l0ok at it from someone hew ISNT her friends point of view but you being her friend SHOULDNT do it... its an unwritten law you just dont do that but no ones gunna stop you.. your being a hypocrit by saying learn the first time with not fuckin people over becuz you've had your share... and you know its not gunna blow over in a week because its been lyk a month and a half...


♥Sarah


mmmmmmm ya it is fucked up but she likes everyone with hair. shes alredy moved on. and she fucked one of us over yeah and appologies dont mean nethin. oh and it was fucekd over twice.. hasnt she fucked u over too? (link)
so fuckin what if she likes people with hair... HER buisness and if shes already moved on why do you keep bringin it up? yea she did fuck me over but its over with i've forgivin her becuz apologies DO mean somethin and its fine if you wanna be mad at her but tryin to get revenge on her or shit lyk that.. come on we're in highsch0ol now


♥Sarah


thanks but well you see we don't rub it in. were all just really close and she can either face that or not its not our fault at all that he doesnt like her ya kno? it was even before we all hung out that she was obsessed she thought they were married but they didnt have like nething. n wether were her friends or not doesnt make a diference..shes fucked everyone of us over and she deserves this

we raelly cant change how he feels, its not our fault at all. so she can stop being 2 faced about it and if she has an issue with us hanging out with him she can join one of our orgies and talk it out :-) thanks (link)
thats fucked up.. plain and simple FUCKED UP... and you can either face the fact that you guys are being horrible friends or not.. no one deserves what you guys do to her.. you KNOW how much she likes him and bullshit hew cares if he doesnt lyk her.. that doesnt mean you guys have to love him right away.. and nope she hasnt fucked all of you over... ONE of you actually and she apologized for it.. and shes not being to faced.. shes hiding it so you guys wont think shes so damn obsessed.. i dont know why you guys are being lyk this but its fucked...


♥Sarah


we have this friend... and shes obessed with this kid that no longer has alot of hair...(it still looks good tho ;-) ) and she gets really jealous because we are good friends with him and we just don't know how to break it to her that he hates her..he thinks she is so annoying & obesses over things that aren't hers..she says she HATES her friends, yet when we ask she says its ok..oh alright..



then she other person she moved on to ( oh another hair boy ) also hates her..poooooooor girl..GO GO GO GADGET SIDEKICK :-) (link)
well maybe you should be a little more considerate.. i mean she is your friend right? so what if shes obsessed with him let her be and when you ask her if its okay and she says yes obviously shes lying and you guys being her friends should know that.. even tho he isnt hers you guys are her friends.. and i know one of you knows how it feels for one of your friends to be really close friends with your boyfriend and you get a little jealous.. (you know hew you are) alls im saying is that you guys have every right to be friends with him but dont rub it in her face that you are..


♥Sarah


i REALLY like this girl and all and shes really hot and everything but shes always talkin to me about all the guys she fucked. what should i do sarah? i figured i had to ask a true hoar for the answer to this. (link)
well if you like her so much then tell her! ya never know what wud happen... and if shes talkin to you about that tell her it makes you uncomfortable and she'll stop.. & you spelt whore wrong=]


♥Sarah


so hairboy found new lovers and is no longer hairboy im not gonna lie his ego needs to chill. (link)
yea i kno what your sayin... and his new llovers need to back off becuz they're SUPPOSSED to be your friends... i dont understand how people dont get that...

tell him he needs to grow his hair back


♥Sarah


you see here my wifey still loves that fatasss mansion and i cant change her he has a girlfriend now im not gonna lie shes so ugh beootyful. but she seriuosly needs to get over him so yah. (link)
well ya see here.. your wifey might styll love him but it doesnt mean she wants to.. trust me shes tryin really hard its just i bet every time he l0oks at her she cant stop thinkin about how much she wants him back... just find her a new boytoy and she'll be happy lol

♥Sarah


sarah, why r u such a dumb slut? (link)
becuz i obviously am.. duh?


sarahh..
I don't kno wut to do.
i kind of my my best friend ex bf. and tehy went out for like 2 yrs. and he keeps flirtin with me.. but she already told me that she will get mad at me if sumthin happens between me and him.. but theres one more problem.. she can hook up with nay1 and i cnt hook up with him cuz she dosnt want me to0..
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO!!?

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well... put yourself in her shoes.. she obviously styll has feelings for him and you being her friend should respect that.. on the other hand if shes allowed to h0ok up with anyone that im guessing includes your ex boyfriends then you should have a chance to have fun... tell her that she shouldnt be allowed to do that if your not allowed to have fun... then see what she says.. you know the saying hoes before bros? think about it for a little while

♥Sarah


ok. theres this kid, and i really like him. we've been flirting a lot lately, but i dont know if he likes me or something? if i ask him who he likes, he always says "i dont know" or "no one i guess".... what should i do? (link)
well first tell him to cut tha bullshyt.. let him know that your not gunna tell anyone if he tells you.. and if he styll doesnt know then maybe he really doesnt lyk anyone... keep flirting and hangin out with him!


♥Sarah


OMG!!! saraah!!!1 i like herd wat you sed about dem peoples pubes... well im a bull dyke lesbian and ima fraid my butch girl friend wont munch my rug if i dont go brazilian on the hairy mofucka. WHat should do?@?!?! OMG!!!1 jk nmu jc bff4l lmfao stfu???? P.S im albino


Help pleeeaaz:'( (link)
uhmmm what?.. ohh word?


♥Sarah




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