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Q: Ok well I want to be healthier cuz i eat alot of like junk food, so can you tell me like some good snax or drinks that i can eat that will give me more energy and eventully make me skinny! lol well ya so just wut is some healthy stuff?
well eat likee carrotts ?
and theyres like no calorie snacks that cum in like oreas and stuff
drink alot more waterr and stop drinking pop if possiblee


Q: ok so i met this guy and we became REALLY good frends and like we would flirt a lot and stuff and so he asked me out on AIM and i sed yes. Now like it isnt n e different then b 4 when we werent goin out so idk if i should ask him to go a lil deeper in r realtionship or if we should just be frends... PLEASE help!!!
well maybe you should just be more lovey with him and likee touchy feely

Q: Hey Ellen
I know your sister, Anna, and i think you give GREAT advice
I was just wondering if you could give me some flirting tips cuz i think i really need it!!!

Thanks!
thankss beb

well flriting yu gotta start off talking and just being nice

Q: i love you but your in 7th grade...and your sister would kill me.but your soo fuckin sexy and i wanna bang you !!!
hahaha wow

Q: Ellen! muah i love u!!!!! xoxo
well i am sooooooo shy and i dont want to be shy and my boyfriend is shy 2 so we never talk ............how r we goning to start talking 2 eachouther?? plz help!!
luv ya beautiful!
2 shy 2 luv him
aw yu just gotta start like playing around with him in the halls at skool .. idk like hit him or something and make jokes and stuff


TALKKK to himm about somethingg !!


Q: i got my wanky stuck in my desk door by my computer and idont feel like getting a fireman casue they get all eexitced and touch ur wanker even after they got it out so what should i do

Please right back fast its truing purple
hahah ramseyy you fagg

you dont have a wankkerr silly

Q: Ellen.
Okay i like this guyy and i have no clue if he likes me. But lately me and this other guy have been flirting ALOT. But i started just to like him as a friend but now it seems like im starting to like him, like him. But not as much as the other guy DEFINETLY. lol. sorry if this is confussing. But so if he might ask me out i don't know what i should do because what if the other guy starts to like me ( the one that i like the most).
lol sorry if its confusing
i have a confussing life...
*cOnFuSeD*
stop flirting with the other guy because thats gunna make him think you like him and make the guy you like think you hate himm
duh

Q: i like this guy but i dont think he really likes me
and i dont know if they even like me as a friend
but i really like them
but we hardly know eachother
and i want to take things slow
but i really like him

Lost
well you probably like him for all the wrong reasons if you dont really know him .. and might totally hate him after you get to know him

so get to klnow him first and start talking to him


Q: Ell,
OK i need yur help!! I really like this guyy but today he was acting like really mean to me but the rest of the days we flirt and stuff and i dont no if he did like me and not anymore or if he never liked me or if he does now? i hav no clue!! what do i do?!?!

--->confused
if hes on and off hes probly thinkin if he really likes you or not .. because sometimes he naturally flirts with you but then he realizes you htink he likes you so he acts mean to change your mind

maybe you should find someone else to likee


Q: okay well i was dating this guys and i we had been friends for a really long time and i really really like him and he said that i was all that he wanted and i was so happy and so was he and it was all going great but a few days out of the blue i got a call on my cell from one of his friends saying he only wantd to be "friends" i was immeaditely crushed and sad and upset but i just played it off but i still feel sad and lonely (because i've lost SO MANY friends) he thinks im fine and i dont care and stuff but im really lonely and sad and i dont feel like i can like anyone else but him because he was s important to me what can i do to get over him or to get him back???

Thanks ell
wow sounds like you really like himm
you need to let him know how you feel and tell him everythingg
he might feel the same .. if he doesntt .. talkto other guys about it and maybe youll find one that feels for you and he'll turn out to be a better guy and youll like him more

this might take time but be really patient
everything will work out

Q: yo ell, i really like this girl n i dunno if i should ask her out or not. i need ure advice bacause im a P I M P. N I NEED TO STEP UP MY GAME.
heyy **** ---haha loser
welll yu have to find out if she likes yu alot or not .. becuz that wood be embaressing if yu got *REjEcTtttEddDD*

and be reallly sweet to her and flirt with herr alott so she knows you like her

if yu ask her out please dont like shake or whatever cuz thats really gay when guys do that


Q: ok there is this really stupid kid i hate in like almost all of my classes and he wont stop bothering me what should i do(lol)
lol well yu shood like totallllyy ignore him and not answer him when he talks to you and stuff ..

be a little mean to him vut dont like sayy mean things that wood emabress him or hurt his feelings

if hes annoying yu like a ton ask the teachers if they cood make the seating chart so that yu sit away from him .. tell them he talks to yu nonstop in yur classes or soemthing and that yu cnt concentrate

lovvvee -- eLL

Q: a kid likes me but he likes me way more than i like him and pepoole make fun of us cuz of our height difference
`nat
well if yu dont like him as a bf dont go out with him and just stay as frends who flirt or w.e

and wow hoo cares about heightt .. all boys r shortt right noww

short dudes r cutte


Q: ellen, so there's this guy i really like but he's really shy. i like him so much and i really want him to like me to. the thing is...im pretty outgoing and he's shy...i always tell people when i like someone and he doesnt even like people (or tell anyone atleast). i want him to know i like him but i dont want to make him feel like weird or presurred around me. what can i do to get him to like me, open up, and be flirty around him without making him feel presurred?!?
signed,
wild girl who has her eyes on shy guy
well keep talking to him a little more everydya

soon he'll break out of his shell ;)
ha wow

soon something will probably happen


Q: hmmm i need to ask some advice..i dont know how to say this, but ive been thinking about it for while! i think my 2 friends are secretly lesbians! They are always attacking eachother! one time i walked in on them kissing. it was so gross! and right now they are singing to eachtoher ! what to do?
hahahaha

Q: well i really really like this one guy.... i danced w/ him at this party thing and his aunt just died....people r telling me 2 ask him out....but he not supposed 2 have a gf....what should i do????

signed
in love
yeah i woudly ask him out when his aunt just died.. hes gotta be really depressed

and i dont think u dshood ask him out .. uh gurls really shoodnt ask guys outt

Q: Ok so there is this guy that i have known for a couple years but i started liking him as more than a friend this year...i dont know if he likes me as more than a friend or not...how do i tell???

signed---baffled beauty
well have yur frends ask him

or just find the courage to tell him you like him more than just a friend

but first make sure you really like him and wouyld wanna be his gf


Q: hey ell,
u may no who i am but if u don't thats okay. i have some really good guy friends who like me. but i have a crush on this guy who is one day talkin to me non-stop or the other day totally ignoring me!
i have recently lost a bunch of weight and i look and feel great! so i try really hard to get this guys attention, but it doesn't work, so i don't no if i should get closer to my guy friends or if i should go for my crush?

signed,
confused and more confused
well i dont really know who this is but ..

i would go for your guy friends cuz they see the best in you .. where your crush probably doesnt like you too much if hes not like dropping hints or soemthing

dont try to get the guys attention .. let them notice you .. trust me itll work

Q: ell
hunn youre trying to hardd and yoiu seriously gotta be yourself (im not justsaying that cuz everyone says that)

i mean theres a place fopr everyone and i bet one year out of nowhere you wont notice it but all the sudden alot of boys will like you .. but guys dont like gurls who try

start talkin to your parents about buying cooler clothes if yah wantt ,, but dont like push it ,, if they dont let you just start babysitting or something and get some money to buy your own cute clothes


Q: OKAY
IM GOING OUT WITH THIS GUY AND HE'S REALLY SWEET BUT IM JUST NOT FEELING IT WITH HIM I HAVE A LOT OF CLASSES WITH HIM AND IT WOULD BE REALLY WEIRD IF WE BROKE-UP HE SAYS HE REALLY LIKES ME BUT I DONT WANT TO HURT HIM I LIKE HIM AT SOME POINTS BUT THEN I GET TO THINKING, AND IM NOT SURE PLEASE HELP ME ELLEN!!!!!!!!!

love, heartbreaker
well you can't go on feeling this way beb !!

you need to break up with him and say ..
****** (his name)
i like you in all but im just not feeling this realtionship thing . i think we'd be better off as friends. im really sorry and i hope you wont hate me.

i know it might be werid breaking up but you need to do it sooner or later
and the sooner the better
iloveyou
-eLl

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