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Member Since: September 25, 2005
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Last Update: October 12, 2005
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guess who this is (link)
camp?


what if you like a girl alot, and you know she pretty much likes you and you want to kiss her, how do you know when to?, and if you dont kiss much will she care if your not that good at making out? (link)
Alright this is kinda complicated so read closely:

your first kiss with your girlfreind needs to be special...You need to be alone when you do this (a movie is fine cuz your in the dark). This trick is called "the hair" technique:

So your sitting down in a place that she is familiar with, or a place where she likes to go. You dont pay any attention to the things around you, all of your focus is on her.(not in a weird way or anything). You casualy put your arm around her and start playing with her hair (not petting). When she looks at you take quick glances from her eyes to her mouth. If she lets you keep playing with her hair then she is ready to kissssss.....O GIGIDY GIGIDY!




hey stud, I was thinkin about somethin, and I knew you probably had the right answer. anyway...so I really like this girl and I need to know how to woo her or so to speak. oh, and she's pretty shy...thanks in advance for any help! (link)
If the girl is shy then that means she is either not comfortable, or doesnt have alot of freinds. So what you need to do is try to start a conversation with her. If her response is silence or hardly anything to say. Then just get the hell away from her, because she doesnt like you. If she responds to laughing or joy, then you can go in for the kill.(dont really kill her, its a metaphore)


i hurt my leg and i cant run for another 6 months what do i do? (link)
ride your bike, swim, or tredmill. dats it


el gato en los pantelones (link)
damn mezicans


yo ccmudcat how are your doing? i want to know how to pleasure a lady. please tell me (link)
First, you take her on a nice picnic. That night tell her parents to take her out. Then, while she is out, put a path made of rose pedals leading her from the front door to her room. Then, put a love note on her bed... at the end of the note put (P.S. look in your closet). At that point change into something that would make her gasp. and hide in her closet(before she gets there). Then when she opens the door, just makeout for hours.




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