wHaTs Up GuYs THiS YoUrS TRuLeY, ELLE RAE, iF yOu KnOw Me yOu KnOw Im JuSt YoUr AvErAgE SmALL ToWn SoUTheRn BeLL wHo JusT wAnTs To HaVe FuN! LeAvE mE yOuR QuEsTioN & iLL Do My BeSt To pLaY oPrA! DoNt BRiNg DrAmA iN HeRe... SaVe iT FoR yOuR MoMa! ThANks!
Gender: Female
Member Since: May 23, 2005
Answers: 16
Last Update: June 23, 2005
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whatre you talkin about elle..ur rich too...... (link)
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the difference is... i APRRECIATE my nice stuff... i dont beg my daddy for more... and i defintely dont bitch about all the stuff i dont have... im satisfied with what i have and whatever money you think i have isnt my money... its my familys money so IM not rich... make sure you know what your talkin bout before you write in here... THANKS!
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did u want to be like everyone else when u started one of these?... (link)
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no stupidass I WANT TO BE LIKE OPRA!
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ok since you like to drink haterade i have another question or 2...why are most people in flower mound so dramatic? im seriously confused by that crap....majority of you people are rich and bitch about everything! and elle you know damn well u wanna be like me so don't hate (link)
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okay first of all i dont drink haterade bc it makes my stomache hurt...2nd of all im not real sure why flower mound people are so gay, im not from here (thank god) so i dont know you just learn to cope with it and kick their asses when they talk shit cuz thats what they're best at. and they bitch because they're spoiled... so i dont know! ask their rich daddys. also! why would would i wanna be like you? your dumb and id rather stay wise like i am thanks...
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Elle since ur so damn smart..haha..why am I such a badass? I need to know why more people in this world can't be like me, it would really become a better place with more people like me... that's it, I can't take it I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT (link)
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you know its funny that you mention that... bc i have a friend exactly like you... but hes actually really really dumb. Zac burt? yeah well maybe you dont know him bc hes nobody important... but i always tell him that the world would defintely be a scary scary place if there were more ppl like him so ima tell you the same thing... and hey even tho your a dumbass ill still vote for you... ;)
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i have to say this is the funnist advice thing I have read so far. good work elle. you are a totally awesome/funny/hott girl! Keep it up. heres my question...why the hell did the chicken cross the road. i want some attitude in this answer. so i can laugh some more.
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Ha! your way cute lemme know who you are, but i mean honestly these stupid ppl ask the most retardedest questions and expect me not to be a smartass... i mean come on just like you cant bullshit a bullshitter, you cant out smart a smartass... just doesnt happen! but im glad you enjoy it, thats what i made it for! but anyways to answer your question the reason the chicken crossed the road is cuz it was defintely high off sumn bc i mean WTF kinda chicken crosses a road? HELLOOO CHICKEN YOU HAVE A CAGE FOR A REASON! i swear... and all these vegitarians are like "NOOO SAVE THE ANIMALS! DONT EAT MEAT!" and im over here sayin well your precious fuckin chickens are playin in traffic so i mean what in the hell are you tryin to acomplish here? i rest my case...
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okay so i hav this freind, and he's been experiencing with steriods and also having wet dreams latly, could there be ah conection between those two!? this is for my freind (link)
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well tell your "friend" he should really stay away from the roids cuz it damages your package and then whats he gonna have wet dreams with? exactly...! and yes theres probabley a connection like hes insecure with himself so he takes them, and then he gets this mantality that hes getting bigger when really hes not, and so he starts to think about all this girls he thinks he can get when really... he doesnt even exsist to them so therefore he dreams about them bc he knows he cant have them... so yes in a way they are related!
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why u such a bitch? (link)
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hahahaha why are you so little in the pants that you have to call me a bitch on my advice colum rather then say it to my face... your DEFINTELY from flower mound oh and you are sucha badass for sayin it!! didn't your 3rd grade teacher teach you to read? if she did, you woulda read that i dont like drama. so why even try to start shit when you know you just look like an ass? oh and to answer your retarded question ima bitch cuz i can be! dont piss me off, and i wont be a bitch! very, very simple! dont hate me cuz you aint me ;)
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r u eyes really blu, bcuz mine r too! whadda quinky dink! (link)
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no.. i just put blue eyes cuz i like the name... they're really brown. by the way your an idiot! thank you for wasteing 5 minutes of my life!
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so what do u do when u ask out ah girl and she says no? (link)
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well.. if she says no she has a good reason trust me... no girl can turn down something unless they have a legit reason. you either have to wait it out and see what happens later or realize that things happen for a reason and maybe your meant to be w/ someone else. ive told my girls this a thousand times... if it is meant to be itll be and if your spose to be w/ her then she'll realize that and you both will end up living happily ever after... ;) keep your head up youll be fine.
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i hav a serious condition, rage-a-holic i dunno y but i like to destroy shit and hurtin ppl makes me feel good i wish i could kill ppl that wouold be fun too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (link)
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wull dont kill anyone... that'll just get you sent to jail... and umm they make boys into girls in there. When you get mad, just rub your ears and whoosah. Take deep breaths and dont let shit get to you. Instead of getting all pissed off just laugh and walk away... if a person has pissed you off they'll defintely feel like an asshole when they see that you dont giva shit what they think.
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poopie (link)
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justin smells like what...?
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okay, so y do people always judge me when i listen to Elton John, i mean come on, he's only like one of the greatest sogn writers and sex simbols of our time, i mean a man that can get up on stage and wiggle his hinny lik that while playing tha paino.... omg! i just got an erection....... but yeah i'm tired of people always calling me gay for this, tell me wut to do about this (link)
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my advice is to seek professional help! this is a matter for the ppl w/ the drugs...
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elle how do u look so good???????? (link)
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well... i believe the pony tails, no make-up, and the t-shirtsNjeans look really just top off my apearance. Oh and waking up 10 minutes before i go to skool...
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elle who is ur most favorite bean dip face!???? (link)
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well my friend... Ryan Akins would most defintley be my favorite bean dip face... but hes tied w/ mine and his baby... Spankie Tenders Markins... yes hes a quater czech, a quater black, a quater white meat, and a quater bean dip.
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elle how do people like us become as cool as u r?
cuz ive tried but its just not working...help me! (link)
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welp... its just a blessing i got from God. ask him!
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why do guys like/want sex so much? (link)
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Bc they have these things between their legs... which most of the time they use instead of their brain... wait... didn't your mom give you the birds and the bee's speech? shit... go ask your biology teacher!
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