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if someone posts a stupid ass peice of shit on this again..i swear ta god i will find u sooner or later, damn ! ..how low can people fucking get? thats real cool..keep it up.
cant you be serious for once? pff FUCK ALL OF YOU.
if you have a question .. i`ll answer it. if not, DONT FUCKING CLICK THE LINK !
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Hey ally ur a lesbian,
i have a huge zit on my ass what should i do?!?!!? homie for life not!
Love Always,
Fuck Fuck
oh yes i love men
such a lesbian =) hmm what should you do? GO FUCKING DIE. yea hmm you love men? hahahaha i'm sure. homie for life haha yes. FUCK YOU.
love,
LESBIAN :O)
right.
why dont people under stant the meaning of poop?
poop isent that hard to undersAND SHIT its poop ally do u understand the meening of poop?if u dont u got to bee poopin me.pleas observe our poopasition shit people order our products there is nno my in poop wat are you smoking man
-sinserly-
LOVE
P.O.O.P.
P.S.weiniershnitzele Jr.
hmmm idk who wrote this one..!
stupid..poop is shit. shit is poop. nothing more to it. yea um
PEOPLE
ORDER
OUR
PATTIES
hahaha
ok
hope i helped?
---me
ok so ally...my girl..my homie...i just recently dumped this loser i was dating...i need a new boyfriend..well i dont need one but i need to have a guy sweet talk me. what sucks was the only guy who would sweet talk me..but not anymore...was my ex. maybe i should get him back? or should i just find someone new? GAHHHH IM SO ALONE HERE!
signed,
needs to feel loved
Dear Needs To Feel Loved,
Hmm..looks like a tight situation. Do you still like ur ex? because .. if you dont still like him, dont go out with him because u want someone there..thats wrong. am i ur homie? i dont think so..
ok i`m getting sick of this advice shit.
later
Hey ally i hope u can help.... well the kid i like knos i like him b/c he goes upo to my friend and asks if i did....... soo im pretty sure he knos... and i liked him all last year... my friends say i have a a chance... but they have to say that.. i did go out with him for 2.5 days I WAS So00o0o happy! but comes to find out he didnt really like me soo that relationship really didnt work... err i dont kno but to do... help!?!?!?
Signed Heartbroken
Dear Heartbroken,
ok..2 options, ask him for another chance and MAKE him like you, or move on..seriously..if he would ask you out n not even like you..hes kinda an ASS. haha but if you really really feel like trying..then you do that! =) ..i hope it works out babe! .. luvh yahh!
hey ally.....idk what to be for halloween this year i wanna be sumthin sexi and flirty...wat should i be....and wat should i do with my hair?ANSWER ASAP ..sinceraly....muah
Hmm..as for me, I'm thinking of being a playboy bunny hehe BUT ANYYWAYS! haha My second choice was a hoe..but i needed a pimp so that was out of the question .. theres always like .. a french maid because they have those sexxy lil dresses n that very stylish fluffy thing lmao but if you go to the bathing suit store in the mall (its turned into a costume store..lol) they have SOO many things there. it also works to make ur own costume ;) hope i helped a bit* 143 =)
wut if a guy doesnt like you but ur in LOVE w/ him... u u cant stop luvin him till u get the chance to go out wit him... what should i do
Signed Heartbroken
Dear Heartbroken,
Do you absolutely know for a fact he doesnt like you? Because if you dont, ASK HIM ! or tell him you like him. believe me, it works. and if that doesnt work..(i know you`ve prob. heard this before!) then -maybe- it wasnt meant to be..but keep tryin chica! =) i hope i helped some what*
love ya
Hey ally......ok..well this is kinda embaresing but iv never made out with anyone..and i REALLY REALLY wanna lol yes im a horney basterd lmao jk...but like i dont know how and i rlly wish i could know how....so could u mabey explaine it to me ....and also i rlly wanna make out with ******!! « u know who...and i think he might wnan make out wit me too how do i like get him too like idk i think u know wat i mean...so if u could answer those two questions foor me..id be happy..THANKS SO MUCH ALLY LUV YA!
Well..first of all, don't get all worked up n what not..because alot of other people have never made out =P Um, ok..you say you wanna know how? woo..ok..lmao first of all, it's like a kiss almost, but not quite haha ok .. how how how .. let's seeeeee lmao ! it's all in the tongue lmao heres a lil technique: write ur name in cursive with ur tongue. lol it rly works..=P anyways..there def. are ways to get him to want to make out with you..sometimes it helps to ask..which i've never done, but i guess it works? ok..haha um, make suer u do it in a place where theres like .. room .. lol make sure u rlly like the person also bc..it can lead to other things u might not want right then n there..lmao :x haha i rly hope i helped!! GOOD LUCK ;)
*Ally*
ally...i rlly rlly rlly like this kid but idk if he likes me cuz wen i ask him who he likes he sais no 1....wat should i do?
sincerely...dont know wat to do
ok..if u like him, TELL HIM. for real, dont be afraid or anything! He could like you. And I know you want to find out..SO ASK ! If he says he doesnt know, find some way to find out. Don't be afraid..GO FOR IT ;) hope I helped!
*Ally*