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Im not gunna give much of a description cuz the one i had was stupid but im 15, in high school and i love sports and music. punk rock is wat keeps me somewhat sane and playing hockey and baseball help me get my frustrations out. some of my favorite bands are Dead Kennedys, Pennywise, The clash, Lars Fredericksen And the Bastards, and Anti-Flag.
Even though some questions (or most) may be stupid or jokes..if u really want advice feel free to ask im like a skinnier,kooler and sexier dr.phil..Plus my column is way better than Keryns (xChainMeUp13x)

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Heyy kev...im just wondering if you could help me with something...how do you tell someone that you like them without being embarassed..like you like them but your not really sure if they like you back...so how do you tell them without acting like a fucking nerd and with out making a fool outta urself ?????????? tell me!

Hhhmmmm thats a tough one. Just talk to them about relationships and casually bring the subject up. Ask him if theres anyone he's interested in and 99 percent of the time he'll ask you the same question so when he asks you just tell him... its easy you just gotta have confidence

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heyy kevy wevy :). i just looked at your email you sent me and you have one of these little thingys hehe. anyways your not online and im so sick. anyways i need your advice ;). not really but i just felt like being on thi thingy of yours . yupp yupp i do :). anyways ill ttyl and get my daily dose of loving hehe..bye kevy

lol i love your question...wait....where is it? you think u can just get on my advice column without a question!!!..... you can actually :(

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Hey! Okay, well I'm starting a new school and I'll be a sophmore, and I was wondering if you would be willing to tell me wut u think about my pic so I know what to expect! IM me (SonnieLuvsYa) Thanks! -*-Sonnie-*-

Sure, ill check out ur pic. email it to me at Lithium17@aol.com

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hey.. um i met this guy online nd he lives far away we talk a lot nd he says sum madddd sweet shit but he usually says that im cute nd all that stuff, nd he talks bout how his frend met this girl online nd she was fat so he told her he was gay.. nd im like wut if he thinks im ugly or sumthin..but i really like him so idk wut to do.. wut do u think??

Well it depends on how far away he lives...I dont kno if u talk to him on the phone at all but if its possible u should. U should get to kno him better but if he lives like in another state theres nothing really u can do but talk. its not like u can meet the kid. i dont get into any of these online relationship things so i mite not help much...my advice is try to meet someone that actually lives close, like a town over or something...hope i helped

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Since ur a guy, I gotta question 4 ya! Haha. I was just wondering, wut are some good present/gifts that u can get for or give 2 ur boyfriend 4 an anniversary or birthday type deal? My boyfriend is around ur age and we have been going out 4 about 9 and a half months. Sorry, this question may be lame or w/e, but I figured I'd give it a shot and ask since I'm clueless when it comes 2 wut a guy would want. Thanks!

I rewally dont kno wat u should get ur boyfrend... i dont kno him or wat hes into...sorry i couldnt be any help

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Hey Kev ....its kellie lol this is a kool site. um okay mi ? is i have this friend we got into this fight along time ago..cuz i yelled at her cuz she neva called me nemore sence i moved to berkley... and she invited me to her bday party and i left ealry cuz everyone was begin fags to me ... and i told her to go screw herself and we havent talked for months well we r talkin again and she mad plans with me and she sed she would call me well she neva called and i called her but she neva called bak ...should i forget her anmd get on with mi life or should i keep on tryin ..... we were bestest of friends and that what makes ti soo hard.... Love Me Kellie

If she was your best friend and shes trying to make plans again you should try and find out wats goin on. maybe she didnt call back becuz she was busy or sumthing. its always good to keep in touch with old friends
love me more, kevin

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Hey this is kelci again......I never gave the kid a handjob we just talk about it well he tells me how he wouldnt mind me givin him one if we had the chance..... so tell me say if u were the guy n i was the girl that liked you and i told u i liked you what do u think ur response would be..... ( if you talked to me like that online and we tried to mkae plans when our rents werent home)

well i know in my particuliar case i dont really want a relationship so id just say id wanna be friends with benefits and see were it goes from there

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Hey this is kelci.. i have this prob ... see i have a boyfriend, and at the sametime i like this guy..we r good friends and he has gone out with mi best friend but that didnt work out and he always talks to me online about how he wouldnt mind gettin handjobs from me.... and sometimes we make plans to go over each others house when our parents arnt home...i rly like this kid and i am not sure if he likes me to or just likes me so he can get stuff. And i am afriad if he doesnt like me he might tell mi boyfriend or suntin like that.. what should i do?

Wow, i really had to think about this one lol. Ok well i think you should do whatever makes you happy because im sure if youre giving the kid handjobs hes not gunna tell your boyfriend becuz obviously im a guy and id kick my own ass if i did that. As for him liking you or not, you shouldnt worry about it cuz you cant control whether he does or not. If he does or doesnt isnt a big deal but if he does like you, youre probly gunna have to choose between him, your current boyfriend, or staying with your current boyfriend and being friends with benefits with him.
hope this helps

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i need help... what do u do when u think u like ur best friend and wanna be wit them and wanna do stuff with them like make out and other stuff.... should u be friends with benifits...

If you really like your best friend and you wanna do stuff with them without a relationship then obviously "friends with benefits" would be the best option. Usually its better to be friends with benefits because having a relationship could be weird and ruin the friendship when you break up. But you should talk to them and be open about it and if he/she feels the same way about you then you 2 should go out. But if he/she doesnt want a relationship i suggest being friends with benefits. It'll work out for the both of you.
hope this helps

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hey i think u know me and im the 1 who asked u a question about my crush and his gf.....im arielle and i was wonderin since ur friends wit kayla maybe we can be friends...lol....no seriously

sure lol...u coulda just IMed me and asked that. talk to me tommoro (or today dependiing on when youre reading this)

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ok im very complicated i have a boyfriend but he lives real far away...and now i found out that my crush(not my bf) likes me but i dont want his girl friend to kick my ass if she finds out...what the hell do i do?

i think u should talk to your crush about it becuase ur probably better off with him than your boyfrend if he lives real far away. about your crushes gilrfrend, you can either wait it out and see if he dumps her or tell him how u feel and maybe he'll leave her for you.

hope this helps

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do u think u would ever get into a long distance relationship?

yes, if i like the girl and if being with her meant it would have to be long distance relationship i would get into a long distance relationship

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do u believe in long distance relationships and that they work?

I do beleive in long distance relationships as long as you see eachother every once in a while. if the couple really likes eachother and they want it to work it will. as long as u actually see eachother sometimes

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Im having problems. I have always had problems. You may not know this but... I was afraid to tell you. IM more messed up than you all may think. I have never had a good thing happen to me for very long. Especially in relationships. long stories involved. But at one point..actually five points in my life. Ive felt that I wanted it to end...I think you know where this is going. Talk to me on Aim. Cya

¤HOckey/Dashboard Girl¤
P.s. numba 1 goalie

Trust me, i have alot more problems than u think also. I think about suicide all the time but i live everyday with the hope that the next day will be better and not as depressing. Dont worry there a high pointds and low points to life and eventually everything will get better. trust me ive been through it too....
hope this helps, kevin p.s. kid who scored on you 7 times last season

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I am very dissapointed to find out that ur married to like 3 other girls than me i thought i was ur first wife! i am very dissapointed and i dont think sidney the first and second would like to hear this in heaven.. im sorry that im not a good enough lover to you! and im sorry that im not a good mother... cuz they died... but well just have to make more children and ill practice being ur lover! maybe before my softball practice ;) i love you kaz im just dissapointed

Im very sorry that im married to three other girls but you were my first and i apologize.poligamy is legal, isnt it?....o wait no its not...DAMMIT

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While I was surfing the net I stumbled upon your site and thought it would be helpful if you could answer one of my queries..Ok, for some reason I find myself attracted to this guy I know.I've known him for one year.He's funny and has other quality traits.He's extremely sexy.Some people might call him a gweedo but I think otherwise of him.He's an absolutely perfect guy except for this one turn-off.He finds humor in calling me a dyke-a-saurus-rex.How should I tell him my true feelings and influence a change in his queer nicknaming fetish?

Well, i think u should be open to him and honost. Tell him how u feel about him and how u dont like when he calls you a dyke-a-saurus-rex. The best way to go here is just to be honost and see how he reacts. You should also give him a list of people that call him a gweedo so he can kick theyre asses. I hope this helps.

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i luv u kevin will u marry me ! cuz gonads is not worth loving anymore! She was cheating on me and i don kno how to confront her so i will marry u please help me!

Yes, even though im married to three other girls (one of which proposed to me in my column), ill marry you. And you should confront gonads simply by being honost and asking him for the truth. dont sink to his level and cheat on him too. by the way dont you love how i answer the dumbest questions seriously

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Kevin Roy Mosier I think I LOVE you. Last nite was the most pleasurable and exciting nite of my life and I want that every nite of my life. So will you marry and please me every nite?

Yes kayla something Leonardo, i will marry you...or at least ill try. But dont worry about me pleasing you everynight, im always available and those multiple orgasms i gave you werent a fluke....youll have many more nights like that.

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wut do u look for in a girl?? ((my baby pictures r soo wayy cuter nd u kno it!! whether uve seen them or not!!))

well most importantly she has to have a sense of humor and she has to be fun to hang out with. secondly she has to be willing to do more than hold hands...guys get horny u kno. and last she has to at least be decent looking, even tho looks are the least important thing. (by the way my baby pics are way cuter and u kno it)

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