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okay so i have this "friend" but i dont really like her... and sooo she is always calling me and shit to like hang out... and i feel bad so i tell her yea... but really i hate her and she is like the biggest 2 face slut bag whore that ive ever met... what should i do? :) thankss *

Omg i know someone just like that and what i did is just told her straight out how it was the worst thing to do is act like you like someone when you really dont cause that makes you look two faced so like next time she calls you or something tell her you are bussy and be really short with her and when she trys to talk to you kinda do the wondering eye thing where it looks like you aint listen to her lol if you dont wanna be straight out with her just yet then you should just tell her whats really going on and stuff instead of being her friend on day and then telling her to fuck off the next act like you just lost intrest in you and hers friendship.. tell me how it works out! Hope i helped :)

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hey can u please help me..


this girl won't stop picking on me and i had to go someone and she looked through my purse and pulled out a tampon and showed everyone and they laughed at he and wont talk to me.. i eat kunch all by myself and people throw stuff at me how can i become pretty and people will talk to me.. please help meeeee

Having people like you has nothing to do with what you look like believe me its the way you act you just cant let it get to you i know it may be hard but just laugh along with them and start making convo and being outgoing you have to put yourself out there as the girl people cant say anything to that will hurt her unstead of the girl that is an easy target.. you know.. hope i helped let me know how it works out :)

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Ok so i like this kid a lot and he seems to like me but im not sure. and he has a girlfrined but shes my best friend, so i dont wanna do anything to make her mad..

What i would do is tell your friend that you like him cause if she is your best friend she should understand but if i was you i would not show any sighs around her that you like him like flirting with him is a big no no but just so you wont feel guilty for liking him without your best friend knowing you should just tell her and see what happens from there.. leave me something to tell me how it worked out.. hope i helped :o)

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Ok there is this girl named hoochie... and she really pisses me off because, she think she is hott and shit and thinkin she is all that and a bag of potatoe chips, walking around like her shit don't stank. So this one day that I wasn't in her lunch this raccoon came ( I possessed it to attack her and bite her ass ) but the raccoon saw her and was like, "OHH SHIT NO!! I'M NOT PUTTING MY MOUTH ON THAT THING!!" so it just scared the living shit out of her. And she's also in my art class and sometimes I like to get her sent out to DSH. But I still want to choke the bitch, please help! ---a concerned hoochie

OMG i know someone just like that.. what you do is next time you try and light up with this "concerned hoochie" put something toxic in her shit thats what i did and know the bitch is out of her mind and no one likes her cause she has this frined she walks around with all the time and they are both so loud and everyone thinks they are bitches cause they speek there mind and aint after to slap a bitch and their art teacher fucking hates them cause they over power her and she never gets to talk until she sends one out with is ALWAYS the one hoochie that did NOTHING but i hope i helped [COUGH COUGH AMBER]lol i love you!!

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