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Q: What if i cant get it up?
wtf..

Q: I am in college and i need money to pay for my rent. My parents cut me off of their budget so i am pretty much broke. I was thinking that i could either work at Chik-fil-a and earn minimum wage or i could become a stripper at a local gentlemens club. My friends have told me that i have a really nice body and could earn a shit load of money working as a stripper. My instincts are telling me to take the Chik-fil-a job because being a stripper is not a christian job. Keeping in mind that money is the main concern what do you think is the best decision? thanks, love you lots!!!
...stripping

Q: ok i have this friend.. but i havnt talked to her in a long time... we kinda of stoped being friends a long time ago for a stupid reason.. i really want to talk to her .. what should i do? ... u ever had a friend u wanted to talk to but kinda cant ?
just go talk to her..dont be a puss.

Q: Hi my name is Scott and i have this problem where people came to my house and fucked with alll my shit and now i don't know what to do u think i should make them come and clean it up or what or should i not be a little girl and clean it up myself. The thing is its kind of messy b/c there is toothpaste all over my door and bannaas on my window, and finallly there was peanuts all over my doorstep what kind of dumbasses would do something like this?
ya'll are gay...and yeah wut kind of dumbasses would use peanuts and bananas??-ur cool..

Q: hey yeah so um... i have this problem... i really want a boyfriend right? but i can't seem to find the right guy. do you have any pointers? i want to find a guy that will like me for me and that will not only be my boyfriend, but also one of my best friends... do you know anyguys like that?
the right guy will come..i promise! pointers..hmm..try not to concentrate on finiding a bf bc thats what i did then the most amazing one came out of no where! right now i dunno of any guys like that.im sorry. hope things work out 4 ya! i love u!

Q: My name is piggy and i was wondering how i get some.
go to the piggy bank

Q: okay this is just a stupid question that's been bothering me, but is a V-8 engine fast? lol just wandering..
lol yeah..i'd say its a fast one!
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My name is Courtney, i am 15 and i go to Northwest High School and live in Texas. Feel free to ask me anything or talk about anything and i'll help ya out the best that i can!

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