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E-mail: moosefish88@yahoo.com
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Location: krooked I
Occupation: sleep, skate, repete
Age: 16
ICQ: i dont even kno
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Member Since: August 30, 2004
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Last Update: October 1, 2004
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yo nick...
so i was wondering, do you think the volleyball team should go with the 6 in. spandex or the 4 in.
We could go with the 4 in. but then the girls that have more butt then, well.... me, would be all hangin out and stuff... but then theres the 6in. what do you think? Also, where'd you get your awesome skills? can i borrow them sometime?


** note: i put this question under the "plants and gardens" because i thought it said "PANTS and gardens. It was a literary mistake on my part. (link)
well i have thought of the many out comes of this situation, and i have concluded that the 4 inch would be more suitable, its a win win situation u see. because booty is always a good thing, exept for like the "plus sized" women on the team, for them i would sugest the 12 inch or mabee just wear pants
hope that helps
nick


hey nick i was wanderin what flavor of ramen noodles to go with. Im not a big fan of the shrimp and im a big fan of the chicken and beef. Nick which one should i choose. (link)
well, i would first analyse the situation, u have 3 flavors of ramen noodles, chicken beef and shrimp. yet you dont like any of them, mabee you should get some corn bread, um um good
nick


I have something "stuck" I need help to un-stuck "it".
--DeZ. (link)
vasoline is the key to all stuck things, mabee a little astro glide too lol.


i was wandering what kind of gun to buy. hunting season is comming up and i want that fall fashion but i dont want to look too desperate. can you help me nick? (link)
well jay first you should start with spelling, wandering is what you do when u are walking around aimlessly, wondering is what you are doing. jay i was thinking mabee for a man of your skin tone, a glok 45 with a lazer sightned nozzle, its a little pricy but i know your commitment and it will go with any outfit.enjoy.
nick.


shave or not to shave? (link)
well jizzy d if u are a female then PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHAVE,but on the other hand if u are a man...i guess watever your woman likes. hope that helps you jizzy


hey suga bear..WHATS MY NAME BITCH *SLAP* WHATS MY NAME *SLAP AND SCREAM* haha oh yha well i have to ask you something very personal.. i mean iv asked you befor but you never ancwered me instead you get all ticked off at me. well the question is...DUN DUN DUN...is there something you know that i should know? lol nah im just messin fool. you know how it is aite well lets break it down right hurrr *thinks for a moment* i dont know how to break it down... i cant remeber what i was going to ask... so dis better be aite for now
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AHHH tasha that realy dosent count as a question, gosh, i think u should gather ur toughts and try again please.
HELL YEA IM SUGA BEAR!!!!


hey sexy i wanna get with you sometime soon..because you're just so damn hot and we should like do it. oh yeah baby! well i just wanted to ask you like how you got so hot...

-margaret your bitch- (link)
well it all started 1 day when a handsome baby boy was born. and its all kinda been the same since then baby. why dont u cawl me some time so we can do the dirty
holla at ya boy


dog, ive heard about ur pimpin skills, beyond the ordinary. how do u do it? i need the help desparatly! im new to this public skool thing so i need tha skills! help me fast! (link)
dog ight, the thing to pimpin dem hoes is u gota have a smooth attatude like fow example u go up to a female and say "say honey, why dont u let me get all up in yo sticky buisness", or "hey sweetness, is yo daddy a meat burgerler, cuz it looks like someone slipped two might-T-fine hams down the back o' yo pants". dogg its all in the attatude ull get that shee. ight holla




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