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Hey! I'm Fallon and I'm 14 year old Girl. California blood runs through my viens so At heart I'm the world's BIGGEST dork, I play the clarinet, GUITAR, and sex-a-maphone, But can surf better than any guy! Ask me any question yall, I'll answer balls-out true.

surfing+music+laughter=life

advice

i intend to pull out my hair for some reason and i dont know why. im only 13. i dont want to go bald. what is causing this? what should i do?

GO TO A SHRINK. God girl, doesn't that hurt??
if I were you, a strong bloody Mary would be in my left hand, and a bottle of ROGAIN would be in my right.


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