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Member Since: August 25, 2004
Answers: 6
Last Update: August 28, 2004
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hey ur real hott n sexy wit a bangin body

so my problem is r u single?

-#1 playa- (link)
Uh, well thanks for that I guess. O_o

And yes, I'm single....

But there are quite a few issues, one that would pretty much make it impossible for us to date.....

1. Most likely (and hopefully) you live in Texas, and well, if you knew the first thing about me, you would know that I moved to New Jersey this summer.

2. You didn't put your name, I don't know who you are...or do you just go by " #1 Playa" in class and such?......O_O

3. I don't date " playas." That term is so idiotic.

4. You must obviously be shallow if the only reason you want to date me is because I'm " hott" and " sexy." Once again, I don't date guys who only care what's on the outside, you perverted little troll.

Sorry " #1 playa." O_O


OMG THERE MIGHT BE A REQUIRED AGE FOR THE MOTORHEAD CONCERT EMILINE!!!! AHHH IF THERE IS IM GUNNA JUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?! and also you continuously insult all my bands you WHORE!!! hahahaha just kidding!!!!!! you know i love you! anyways my question is "why do you god damn shit spewing meadia sluts..." aaaahhh good movie...MY MAIN PROBLEM IS THAT BASTARD HANFORD BEING SO MEAN TO MO!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?! SO MY QUESTION REALLY IS DO YOU WANT TO FLY HERE SO WE CAN GO KICK HIS ASS?! (link)
Do I *WANT* to fly here and beat the living daylights outta him? Yesss. Can I? No.

I think that answers your question kid.

Oh, and if there's a required age...just dress like a wh0re and you're sure to get in free of charge.


why r u such a freak?LOSER! (link)
Hey bitch.

(That's my obsessive older sister...she toils day and night coming up with stuff to bother me......it's so fucking scary!)


hello! i have some what of a problem, i just started at a new school, and i would liek to run for student council representative. the problem is that i am afraid no one will vote for me because i do not know as many people as some of the other candidates. I am qualified for this position but i think popularity might work against me. what should i do? (link)
Hey hun! Aww, don't stress so much! You can't just assume things like this! If you don't run, you will totally regret it later on. And if you don't win, you can just try again next year. Just because you're new doesn't mean you can't make a difference! Please, just run kiddo--you have nothing to lose!

I hope I helped!



okay i have got this SERIOUS problem! my passion for gardening might be coming to an end! you see: for some odd creepy strange reason the plants i grow come alive and BITE ME! i have about 13 bite marks so far! oh help! i think it might be the devil! ahhhhhhh!!


- a damsel in distress (link)
Sorry kid. You're screwed. Even if you try to destroy the plants, they'll just come back more violent than ever. Prepare to die!


hey im not gunna say who i am so these creepy old men call me and stuf! hahah ok wel ur so awesome buh i actually hav a question...i TOTALLY lk this guy lets call him frank...well i tlak 2 frank online ALL the time but im nervous 2 go up 2 him and talk wen i c him cuz i nvr kno wat 2 tlak bout! wat should i say? ive talkd 2 him in person once and we jus stood ther cuz ther was nutin 2 tlak bout! HELPP!!! (link)
Aww, ok. Obviously when you first talked to him in person you were just really nervous, and that always happens to me as well when I'm talking to a guy I like. Now this is gunna sound weird but what you could do is try and plan out what you'll say to him in your head. Pick out topics: school, music, movies, sports, ect., and start with one. When there's nothing else to say there, just bring up the next topic casually! And be confident dahling! You really have nothing to lose. You can also try talking to him in a group and tell your friends to say something if there's an awkward silence and you freak out. But you should really work on your confidence skills and just talk to him by yourself. You'll never get anywhere with that attitude. Just flirt and be yourself! Alright, I hope I helped hun. *Muah*




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