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i reelay want a date ta homecomin. ders dis 1 guy that is preety hot, strong, and tall. i wanna go wit him. i am definatelly not askin him... HE has to ask a me. see, im tryin ta figa out if he likes meh. i justa met him. he comes and sits by meh sometimes and he is alwayz crackin jokes and trying to make convo wit me. i think hez interested but im not sure. hez so hawt. HELP! (link)
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aww
wait who is this??
umm well i want a date to homecomin to but....i guess just like get a friend to like talk to him but then its like hes thinkin ooo shes too afraid to talk but umm yea
who is this?
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k... so ya see..... my boyfreind's penis is well...... uhh... what the word....... oh ya... BIG... and im a very petite woman... and my vagina matches my frame. we have been working hard to fit it in, but its not working. do you have any idea how to fit a jumbo hot dog into a kiddie sized bun? (link)
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hmm thats an umm intersting question...
well umm theres a thing called lubricant....
woah
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Why do you have sex as one of ur "specialties"?
-Jennifer.... idk if were supposed 2 sign or not... o well (link)
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well as u may kno i am infact a sex specialist
haha jk no no
umm i really don't kno HAHA
u don't have to sign it i don't think....not sure LOL
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