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My name is Lauren. I can help you out with anything. I'm 5"3.5, Redish Brownish Hair, Brown Eyes, and I'm a Student A Parkway West. If you need anything just help me.

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OK this one time i was so horny that i put penut butter on my balls and let my dog like it of cause my dick is 7 inches hard and i was woundering y do i get so horny that that happens maybe u need to show me ur tits

um... no...

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dis bitch from da hood is suckin my dick then all of a sudden this bitch that im goin out wit breaks up with me cause she sees and i was wondering wats the best type of ice cream

wow......

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would you ever have sex?? what age..and do you drink at like parties..and give head? and if you dont do your friends? what does it take to get in your "group"??

yah i would have sex....
I don't know what Age...
I don't think kids drink at parties becuase they usaly have parents
Um... I've heard of people giving head but I don't think they do...sum mite..
Yah I've had friends do that sutff
I don't know what it takes...Mostly be ur self and be funny i guess

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ok like this whore with big boobs is all over me but im fuckin this one girl then all of sudden i spray all over this one chick so wat do i do

um... maybe tell the (so called)whore to get off you...and stop sprayin the other gurl i guess.

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I get really horny and like i have a dog and i think i could use him to get rid of my horniness..(like have dog sex with him) HIS DICK IS HUGE! i think im a lezbo tho and i have a girl cat and that might feel good...or my friend????? should i ask her? YA Lauren will u do it? Should i have sex wih animlas or humans? Im a lesibian by the way!!!! Also i watch Talk Sex all the time and i have a dildo. So im ready. LIke i have furry handcuffs. So i've been masturbbating ALOT but it just doesnt please me. I had my older sister (we have done it b4) Dont call me gross! anyway my sister bought me this porno video with guys tho so i got pissed. What should i do? Am i weird?

WOW! Don't know what to say to that....

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lauren oliver-



ok i want to have sex i want it bad i mean just the though of sex makes me really horney wow its just like a penis in ur vagina what do u think its like to b fingered or eaten out ughh i want sex

would you finger me ?
or eat me out?

um... i don't know how it would know to be fingered or eatin out. so maybe u should ask sum1 who knows. and No i wont finger or eat u out because i don't go that way.

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Whats Cherry pop mean? well anyways i just mastrubated 4 the first time and it felt so good. But can u get pregant by mastrubating?

A membrane in a woman's vagina, known more properly as a hymen. And unlike most jackasses on this site think, it's not necessarily broken in sex. It can be broken by a tampon, by fingering, or anything else that gets inside there

And No you can't get pregnet by mastrubating.

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my parents dont let me go to health class, and tell me about any of that stuff, so someone asked me if my cherry popped, and i dont know what it means...what does it mean????

Its a membrane in a woman's vagina, known more properly as a hymen. And unlike most jackasses on this site think, it's not necessarily broken in sex. It can be broken by a tampon, by fingering, or anything else that gets inside there.

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penises come in very different sizes some small some big some wide some skinny what is ur favorite type of penis size and y is it ur favorite

Well it really doesn't matter what type of peinus.

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Okay I don't know if this is sex or something but like i've been getting this white snotty stuff in my underwear. I don't know what it is or what it's from. I'm 13/f to if that will help.

It's Discharge.

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I had sex with a guy and the condom broke, its been like... 2 weeks and i was wondering what the earliest signs for pregnancy were? Like,what starts happening to your body? and how soon does it happen? pleeeaaseee i need to know as much as possible! im 16 and i CANNOT be pregnate! thanks alot!

Maybe just to make sure you should go and get a pregnet test.

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ok so i go to ur skewl me and this guy have been going out 4 almost a year now and i think im ready to fuck him i mean its not that bad but what should i do

Maybe you should tell him how you feel and see what he wants. Then come back to me when he has told u about it. But your only in middle school if i was you i would wait.

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ok admit it i know you maturbate. well if you dont i still think you can asnswer this Q. ok i try to maturbate. My cherry did pop but im still a virgin. so i stick my fingure down there (i can only fit one) and i go up and down. I dont feel anything speacil. ill be horney as like whatever but it doesnt work. Any ideas?? im a 15/F

Okay well I really don't know what to tell you. I don't really get hat your asking. Are you asking me how to get more horny? IDK So.... yeah sorry that i can't help.

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