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Ok I have a news flash for ya
I'm better than you.
It seems that in this politically correct society, no one wants to say they're better than the next guy.
They're just different.
Different must mean worse, cuz I'm better than those people too.

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My boobs are different sizes, ones a b and ones a d, WHAT DO I DO? i can never find a good bra and i look lop-sided in all shirts!

Find a silicone insert or talk to your doctor if you're older than 18 about breast augmentation.

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My boyfriend is 25 and I'm 15, do you think thats to much of a age difference or that I am a slut for dating someone much older. And we arent doing anything...!

Well if you aren't sexually active there isn't anything wrong with it.

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I have acne kinda bad on my back ive tryed alot of things-Proactive,Birthcontrol,Natures Cure, EVERYTHING anyone got ideas?

You should see a dermatologist

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damn girl your pics gave me a boner i wanna fuck you all night long you can ride my cock if you want fuck yeah lets have sex im a king

Thanks, I think.

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how do u keep ur face so clear? what do u use on it?

I use Proactiv

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do u think oral sex is ok?

Yeah.

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Is it better when sex is herder and longer?

Yes. As long as the person you're with is good ;)

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What are some things you can do while kissing someone...like to spice things up?

It depends on the level you're at. If you two are "intimate", you can use your hands to spice things up ;] Also, try surprising him when he doesn't expect it, for example: if you are on a walk or watching tv, straddle him and go for it :)

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are you a virgin

nope, but I don't have casual sex either. I don't sleep around.

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