Hey, guess what? I am Maddie. I like Fashion (Hannah, Keeny, Erin) Club and the J's... whoever that is now. My mostest favorite J is BRANDON, because he is the greatest, but the other ones are cool kids, too. Sour patch watermelon is makes my tummy go yummy, and so does Ramen. Volleyball is a cool game, although, sometimes it makes me want to stick my finger down my throat and puke, because I work hard. Trampolines are just dandy, but don't ever open a store named "Tramp-o-land" for trampolines, because some skanks might thing its a place to come and talk about how to be slutty and crap like that. Music is nice... the only thing I consider to be "music" is rock. Rap is not music. It's people talking about sex. Country is guys with squeaky voices singing about how their wives left them and all the whiskey they drink. And fishing, don't forget fishing. I like shopping, blah, blah, blah. All girls do. Hot Topic is the best, though. I like how it scares the preppies away. And my dad. I like it when people don't kill animals by ripping out their espogugues (but I don't like spelling) and eating them like Indians, excuse me, Native Americans. I don't like people how are all political and "Go Bush; Go Kerry," or at least when you can't vote. Be a freaking kid, for crying out loud. Quit worrying about the ecomony. Your parents can do that then complain about it to you later. I like clocks. 'Specially grandfather clocks. They are loud. I also enjoy watching people fall down stairs, athough pushing them does not have the same effect. I really don't like W's. You know, they just never did anything for me. For some reason, I really like typing. Writing blows. Whatever else you can do to get words onto paper blows. Typing is ever so entertaining. Another fun thing to do is to stick a nine-volt battery (the rectangular in 3-D form loooking ones) on your tongue for long periods of time. It gives me excitement. I like big houses. The ones you can get lost in. But be careful... Even though you think no one is around and you start singing really loudly to some embarrising song like "So Yesterday" (Hilary Duff) or "Pieces of Me" (Ashlee Simpson) you'd be suprised how many people can just sense something and start running to you just to see what's going on and then you are all ashamed of yourself and they have something to make fun of you for the rest of your life. Beware. Daria Morgandorffer is my role-model, and Family Guy just durn makes me happy. Mrs. Greene (with an E)'s butt is extremely grostusting. EEWW. Ah, sick. Nighmares about that thing. I like computers, although I am not extremely nerdy and talk about what level on the videogames I am on or html and mind boggling things of the sort. I like getting perms and having pretty hair that changes color in certain lights. I also like eyeliner. Black eyeliner, but Mommy keeps yelling at me to take it off so I kinda can't wear as much as I'd like to. She also keeps telling me to take my black nail polish off. Kinda ironic how she's the one who bought it for me. Hmm... Silly. I hate it when people say "lol" 50 times in a row, or just because they have nothing better to say. Come on, people! Be creative. I know you have a brain somewhere in that big lousy skull of yours, somewhere inside all the mush and gunk and shiz. Oh, yeah, that reminds me. I hate that whole "dress code" thing at school. Like the "No skulls, no spikes, no blah, blah, blah, blah, freaking blah." Don't get me wrong, I understand the whole, "must wear clothes" rule, but seriously, aren't we taking it too far? Anyways, to top this ginormus list of hates and dishates, I HATE SOURCROUT! That's all I'm really trying to say. And, by the ay, if one day you happen to wake up and find yourself in an existential quandry, full of loathing and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful and meaningless existence, at least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours, there's still a little place call Albuquerque!
E-mail: iamhappy@email.com
Gender: Female
AIM: im maddie now
Member Since: January 4, 2005
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