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Gender: Female
Location: Texas
Occupation: Kitty cat
Age: 15
Member Since: September 13, 2004
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I have a problem with bad breath...i always brush my teeth, i chew mint gum CONSTANTLY and i eat mints all the time, and yet my breath still stinks, what can i do to make it fresh?!?!?! _(link)

Who cares? You can just tell people you're

a) British, which is neat.
b) too punk to brush your teeth, which might be even neater.

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