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Q: Any one know of writing sites to write very descriptive adult content without getting banned or whatever?

Don't bother with deviantART. I already got banned three times. Haha, I suggest Wattpad.com or fictionpress.com as they allow you to properly rate your stories so that you don't get banned!

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Kayy so i have tummy hair and back hair :( i hate it. i wanna get rid of it but like i dont know how?
if i shave it won't it grow back but thicker and blacker? and idk about lotions because they all say "for legs and face only" so please help? :)

The "thicker and blacker" thing is just a rumor, so don't worry there! I've heard you could try waxing it. The only lotion I can think of is Nair, but it's specifically for your legs and underarms, so I wouldn't recommend using it anywhere else. You can give shaving it a try. I know someone who shaves their tummy :P Good luck!

Q: Hey there(: well I love writing stories in wattpad, in which I hardly get any readers. Well I got this really good idea for a story and well I posted it on wattpad the first chapter, and I only 3 reads! And I did what a lot of people said, I fanned a lot of people and subscribed to clubs and posted to the clubs about my story! But still only three reads so far! I know it's only one chapter but I see Tons of books that have millions am I don't see how!? Please help!!! And let me know ways how and why I'm not! Most importantly how too!(: and if you would Ike to read it just ask me too haha(: thanks!!(;

Yo! I'm from Wattpad too! I know it's hard, trust me. I posted three stories when I first joined last year and no one read them. I didn't get any reads on one of them and the other reason people peeked at my other one was because it was a Vampire Diaries fanfiction, so I deleted them and decided to do a little research.

On Wattpad, they have a "what's hot list", ya know? Take a look there and try writing something that's uber popular now. I think Vampires and Werewolves are the in thing now. Even if you don't particularly want to, just write it and suck the readers in before posting one of your really good stories that you enjoy writing. It'll start dragging people in. This is how I got my 1500+ fans on Wattpad. Start with a popular genre, then post your favorite genre. It took me about a year to get that many fans with at least triple the votes, so you have to be patient, but don't worry! In time, people will start to flood in and adore your writing :) And if you'd like, I'd be happy to read your story! People browse my library all the time!

Also! It is very important to remember proper grammar and spelling. People won't read your story if you have no puncutation marks or overuse the word "said". Try not to use the same word over and over again. Use a thesaurus to find a word with the same meaning! Good luck!

Q: To start off it was in my room, and I never experienced anything like this before.. I never figured anything like this would happen..it was just random.( This happened a few months ago)
I was sleeping and I was awaken by this odd chewing sound in my ear, it made me jump..and look over.. nothing was there. So I though, "It was nothing." I went back to sleep..than the next
night..when I woke up.. my door started to slowly move..I jumped up and ran to the door..and I caught the doorknob...it was still moving and I stopped it. After that, I became really.. spooked..

I told my father about this..and he told me..it could be my great great grandmother, apparently she believed in voodoo and stuff like that...she had a thing for the women in the family...and she liked to be around them..and what not..she he believed it could have been her. Also, the house I was living in..it was there house.. my grandmother..and her lived in there to..but my room was built on..and it's new..so I don't know whats going on.

After that happened, I put a rosary around my door knob and I asked the spirit (if there as one) to please go away and thank you.. All of that stopped bust still now..I hear like little taps.. every other night.. like a pencil on a piece of paper..or little bug's crawling..i look out everywhere..no bugs.. I thought it was my fan making the papers on my wall do that..but no..

I also woke up one day..and this porcelain doll I have sitting on a shelve...in front of my bed..it looked like it was crying..lt looked shiny on the outside of it's nose.. and I was like.. "Oh, it's probably the sun coming in from the window making a glare." ..The next few days..it never happened again..

So could you please help out with this? I'm not really scared anymore..but still I'd liked to know.

Paranormal activity is a common thing nowadays, but you have to be skeptical. Don't automatically assume it's a spirit. Set up a camera or try and debunk some of your experiences. Come up with rational explanations, but if it's so outrageous (like the door and doll thing) then it's worth getting more into. The voodoo thing I don't know too much about, but it could be a reason why your grandmother's spirit remained behind in this world. Most spirits stay with an objective in mind, then dissipate and move on after they've finished their business. I wouldn't rely on religion completely, not that I'm against it, but it won't necessarily solve the problem. If, after you've done thorough investigation, the spirit is truly there and for a reason, don't try and tell her off. She probably just wants to get her goal finished with so she can move on. No one likes being anchored. Hope this helps, best of luck!

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Hi hi hi! Call me Tsukuyomi. I'm an avid writer and reader with a peculiar taste in books and music. I love gay and supernatural books, such as the Archangel Academy series (which has both of those lovely genres!). I enjoy K-Pop and J-Pop music as well as the old time rock and roll. I'm really into researching mythology and religion. I'm open-minded and optimistic with a bit of sarcasm on the side, but I don't bite!