dysfunctionback's

advice column

about

advice

scotty dont!i love u!marry me!we can do it like sheep in the hay down by the bay anyway school r gay. and this whole asking questions thing is pretty retarded so stop it u loser

Ok Chris
1)Well sorry but i dont love u
2)See this 1 ^
3)How exaclty do sheep do it?
4)yes school is gay
5)This thing kicks ass so suck my weiner homo

[view]

I love a gay man!! he just told me...what should i do!!

Hmm you question is very confusing! How did he just tell you you love him? Well see theres only a couple of ways to fix this

1)Let him fuck u cuz remember u must turn him straight
2)Give him a blowjob make sure u give him a really good 1 cuz remember its gotta be better then his boyfriend!
3) strip infront of him

[view]

Your a homosexual.

Yes only with you alex! hehe alex

[view]

so from wut ive heard from some kids from brown u were caught after school in the boys bathroom with a male teacher in the same stall
is this true? and if soo whut were u doin???

Well, lemme explain. I was in a stall takin a shit. Then 1 of my queer teachers specficly my health teacher walked into and tried 2 make me suck his weiner at which point i bit it off and he cried and said i melested him

[view]

is it ok to fuck a hot ass bitch while letting a gay guy obsurve and jack off???

Well you see. Why would a gay guy wanna watch someone with a small weiner like u david. And why would he want to watch u fuck a girl? Chances are he would get so horny knock the bitch out and rape u in ur small little asshole

[view]

so how many chicks have u hooked up with???

Chicks? Who said anything about me liking chicks? lol j/k but um 2 many 2 count and maybe i dont want u 2 know!

[view]

i was wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop ???

Well you see! There is many different answers depending on:1)How big your tongue is.2)The size weight and diameter of the tootsie pop. It only took me 1 then i threw the fucker cuz it tasted like my ass after i didnt wipe for a week!

[view]