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I'm making this short & sweet & not dragging it out like many other advicenators. I'm here to help you, but if you start complaining about your life then I will tell you how immature you sound because complaining means your weak, & I'm positive there is someone out there going through more than you. Don't like my attitude? There's an [x] button on the top right corner of the screen - it's there for a reason; so use it.

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what are some kinky things to say to a guy?
anything.

"What sexy pimples you have."

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ok so i like this guy and hes a really cool guy. we used to flirt a ton earlier on in the year, but then we didnt have ne classes and didnt see each other as much. now we like never talk. ive tried to talk to him online or somehting bc i never see him, but he never answers. but now hes going to a whole different school, and i wont ever see him.
how do i keep this relationship going. i atleast wanna be friends. thanks for reading.


I agree with the girl under me. Talking over the phone is always more effective than online. Call him up and just say that you've been thinking about him & think you guys should hang out & kinda catch up on each other's life. Maybe a movie, or go to like starbucks or somewhere where you can have fun. If he doesn't seem interested, you might wanna just not bother with him. You'll find plenty of other great guys.

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How do you "hit on" a guy?


Uhm you hit on a guy by flirting with him.

Looking at him and then looking away when he looks back, touching him a little on the arm, & shooting him hints that you're interested is hitting on a guy.

Don't forget, crack is whack!

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